best jay-z song about having great sex for 10 for fewer seconds

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Seems like you've heard a decent number of Jay-Z songs about having great 10-second sex. You still have a long way to go before you can call yourself an authority on Jay-Z songs about very brief yet satisfying sex.

https://clickhole.com/how-many-of-these-jay-z-songs-about-having-great-10-second-sex-have-you-heard/

Poll Results

Option	Votes
“Brooklyn’s Briefest”	2
“Just 10 Seconds But I’m Squealin’ The Whole Time”	2
“No Way A Circumcised Thug Should Feel This Much Sensation” feat. Memphis Bleek	2
“I Endorsed Hillary Clinton For President, Also I Never Fail To Cum In 10 Seconds Or Less”	1
“More Time To Read Before Bed”	1
“All The Money In The World Would Only Make Me Nut Faster”	1
“10 Seconds With Hova And It’s Ova”	1
“Bust Before My Pants Off” feat. Beanie Sigel	1
“Think About Terrorism To Keep From Bustin’ (Doesn’t Work)”	1
“Call Me Mr. Three Thrusts”	1
“0.6 Minutes In Heaven (Interlude)”	0
“Commercial Break Sex Life” feat. Twista	0
“The Marcy Method”	0
“Must Have Extra Nerve Endings On My Penis Or Something”	0
“Fuck All Nite (Absolutely Not)”	0
“99 Seconds (Literally Never Gonna Happen)”	0
“Jigga Quick Jizza”	0
“Drop Your Drawers And Start The Egg Timer”	0
“I Swear This Never Happens (I Lied—It Happens All The Time And I Love It, Bitch)”	0
“Hustla Ain’t Got Time For More Sex Than That”	0
“Vine-Length Sex Tape”	0
“25 Seconds (PERSONAL BEST)”	0
“3 Seconds (PERSONAL WORST) - Just Blaze Remix”	0
“Don’t Take Much To Make Jay Bust”	0
“Sprung-2-Done In 10, 9, 8…”	0
“Bey Disappointed Again (Fun For Me Tho)”	0
“Squirted Already”	0
“10-Second Conception (Blue Ivy Theme)”	0
“Don’t Knock The Efficiency”	0
other (please specify)	0

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link

Currently oscillating between “No Way A Circumcised Thug Should Feel This Much Sensation” feat. Memphis Bleek and “10 Seconds With Hova And It’s Ova” but I'm glad we have a full week to decide, this is brutal.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 18 June 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link

Bleek's verse on "Circumcised" proved he was ready for action.

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

was thinking of voting "don't knock the efficiency," but "can't knock the hustle" is actually a better title for this theme

― ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 June 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

'No Way A Circumcised' remains his most lauded song, but it's 'Vine-Length Sex Tape' that cuts the deepest imo, that raw emotion. You just know he'd be going places for a short time from then on.

― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

“More Time To Read Before Bed” gets slept on, why do we not let rappers mature gracefully

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 25 June 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

“Think About Terrorism To Keep From Bustin’ (Doesn’t Work)”

― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Thursday, 25 June 2020 08:27 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 26 June 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

best thing clickhole has ever published

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 27 June 2020 01:50 (four years ago) link

“Think About Terrorism To Keep From Bustin’ (Doesn’t Work)” but, really, they’re all winners

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 27 June 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link

Write in vote for "My coffee's still too hot to drink"

― Mark G, Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

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