top 100 things you love about hove

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1. the masturbatory 'uh-huh-uh-huh' introductions, esp. at the start of 'the rulers back' where he does a really high one.

― s magnet, Friday, 22 November 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

2. How he can't even be bothered to mouth his lyrics in his videos anymore and instead appears to be saying something else.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

3. y'only get half a bar...

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

(er, before anyone tries to be hilarious, i'm talking about jay-z not the provincial town up north)

― s magnet, Friday, 22 November 2002 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

4. "My stamina be/ Enough for Pamela Anderson Lee"

Uh, not with all that weed you smoke, Mr. Jehova Sir.

So whack it's good and then back to whack again.

― hstencil, Friday, 22 November 2002 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

5. I used to say 'fuck mic skills,' and never prayed to God, I prayed to
Gotti

6. after the party it's the...

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

'i. will. not. lose. ever. fucker'

― s magnet, Friday, 22 November 2002 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

8. that "can i get a..." beat.

9. it's... about... to... go... down!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Not to be pedantic, but isn't Hove actually down SOUTH, by Brighton?

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

10. Sampling "Annie" is hardcore! Um, yeah.

― hstencil, Friday, 22 November 2002 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

h to the izz-o, m to the izz-o

― man, Friday, 22 November 2002 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

11. "Fuck hot my record's go the fever/Impregnate the world when I come through your speakers"

― Chris Ryan (chrisryan), Saturday, 23 November 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"got the fever"

― Chris Ryan (chrisryan), Saturday, 23 November 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

12. "hey there's no light but they gotta fuck wit it cos the flow's so tight"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Saturday, 23 November 2002 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

13. the verse at the end of Change The Game

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 23 November 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

14. U Dont Know (remix) -

1 body 2 body 3 body 4

― joshd, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

15. "So don't let the necessary occur - yup!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

16. you coming home to dishes and empty soda cans!!!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

17. two guns, right over left, that's how i cross examine

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

18. when he sequelizes his own songs

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

19. "and my interviews are hotter"

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

20. the first verse of the girls girls girls remix bonus track

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

21. "so poof vamoose you son of a bitch"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 November 2002 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

22. the pause between "got" and "no-one can fuck you bett-er"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

23. j-j-jeah

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

24. if i shoot you i'm brainless, if you shoot me, you're famous

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

25. no question, jay-z got too many answers

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:39 (twenty-three years ago)

26. i got big guns that bdddddat-bddat-bddat where yo niggas at

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

27. i got a condo with nothing but condoms in it...

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

28. niggas threw two at me i threw FO BACK

ethan, you are stupid, jigga what is way better than bonnie and clyde

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:46 (twenty-three years ago)

29. that thing where he looks away and does a karate chop

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:48 (twenty-three years ago)

30. i'm back, been around the world, romancin girls who dance with girls

i think i could do one of these threads for method man, all by myself

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

1. BIG PIMPIN'
2. rhyming "copperfield" with "cop a feel"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry make that 31 and 32

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

33. "Hoes, choose Hova!"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

34. CLIT LICKER!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

35. "I'm on tv everyday, where the FUCK could I go to?"

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

36. The Monsoon Bassoon - The King Of Evil

― alexfack (alexfack), Saturday, 23 November 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"yer beats ain't strong enough...FUCKAH!"

― michael wells (michael w.), Sunday, 24 November 2002 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

38. "Take 'em to church!"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 24 November 2002 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

39. I said thou shalt not fuck with raw me, or he
Face a thousand deaths from Mr. Shawn Corey
Carter, rap harder like I'm part of a cult
Like Cuban cigar maker 'cept I'm hard to smoke

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 24 November 2002 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Since when has Hove been up north? Where the fuck do you live, France?

― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 24 November 2002 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

40. 50 thousand I get this in one take.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 24 November 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

where the fuck do you live fucking Twee World?

― s magnet, Sunday, 24 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

41. he always sounds like he's sort of miffed that you didn't ask him about his new haircut

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

42. so im cruisin in the car with this boozy broad
she said 'jigga man you rich take the doo rag off'
hit a u turn, ma im droppin you back off
front of the club, 'jigga why you do that for?'
thug nigga til the end tell a friend bitch
wont change for no paper plus i been rich

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

42. fuck you got a flow thats cool with me
you got a little dough thats cool with me
you got a little cars little jewelerys
but none of yall muh fuckers can fool with me
you know the wrist frostbit minus two degrees

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

43. nowadays the jury got they brow raised listenin to testimony about my foul ways

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

44. crazed and demonic, without blazin chronic, product of reaganomics

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

45. cris sipper
six dipper
wrist splitter nigga
gat buster
ass toucher
CLIT LICKER

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

46. i hope the cris get me, spiralin into a tizzy
so pissy, swervin on the road dizzy
my god protect my soul angels walk with me
first do the flow sickly, niggas is so shifty
the fo fo is a force field, you wont get me
i brought some folk with me, brooklyn is locn with me

i like my women friends feminine
i like my hoes on x like eminem

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

47. i make my mother move, so i have no problem coming around the old way sluggin you, thats what a thugll do

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

48. we dont engage in war, we elope
orrrange juice style beat niggas to a pulp
we broke nigga, you just told three jokes

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

49. my shit too bright i rip through mics
plus i push more powder than crystal light
chick mad said i hold my pistol too tight
get a grip bitch this how i get through life
i buy out the bar spit cris through the mic
see jigga in the six and all the shit you like
see jigga givin dick to every bitch you like
i told her its jay day and hit you night!
you wanna, see me again you gotta get two dice
i got rules i can't hit you twice

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

50. just cuz you got good head ima break bread
so you can be livin it up? shit i
part with nothin
yall be frontin
me give my heart to a woman?
not for nothin
never happen
i be forever mackin
heart cold as assassins
i got no passion
i got no patience
and I hate waitin...
ho get yo ass in

― s trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

s trife is my new hero

― gibby, Monday, 25 November 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

51.
got this smarty art chick to whom I pose this question
I read a couple books to add to her soul's progression
to put this in laymen's term, I gave her some knowledge
she gave me brains in return, she had to drop out of college
knowin' she does this homework, I give her in-house tutoring
in and out I'm movin through her student body union and
she, call me professor, say daddy come and test her
so she could fail on purpose and repeat the semester
I'm like, at this rate ma you never graduate
she said, I aint no fool I make it up in summer school

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

52.
got this model slash actress slash part time waitress
spend a whole day she hangin' round with part time hatas
all they do is diss dirt and put a up on my latest
itinerary, but since I tend to vary see
I tend to carry, more rumors than ten Mariah Careys
tend to hurries in ten places at once
plus she can't front just peep how I run mines
ma, our time together is our time together, and uh
our time apart is our time apart
so love Jay with your mind girl and not your heart
and some day I slow down, but for now I get around
like the late makiavelli or perelli twenty inches
or caine and o-dog, stick up tape from menace
you tell 'em chicks if they must know my business

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

53.
I'm lookin for southern girl that cook like patti labelle
big ghetto booty, scarf over doobie
chanel under the louie, gucci over booty
vicki covered titties, attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly (worldly?)
one who likes to party but come home early
light kinda dark, short sorta tall
slim, kinda thick I swear I love 'em all
she can cook the coke and got hook up on the license
but she can get you first class seats for coach prices
isn't this great, my flight leaves at eight
her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

51 is technically a boxcubed repeat oops

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

53. I'm not tryin to give you love and affection,
I'm tryin to give you sixty seconds of perfection,
I'm tryin to give you cab fare and directions,
Get your independent ass outta here, question?

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit make that 54

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

55. i might be wrong here, but does he get trailblazer points for being the first (close-to) atheist chart-rapper? his frequent self-deification, "never read the qu'ran or islamic scriptures/only psalms i read was on the arms of my niggaz/tattooed so I carry on like I'm non-religious", lack of "now yr up in the sky" ballads (then again i haven't heard all of "the curse"), exception being maybe (amongst others) "wanted to tell God that I don't deserve this/was afraid that he'd tell me I deserve less" - more of a case of a nagging conscience than explicit statement of belief in the divine, but still quite moving in its rarity i'd say

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

i kind of glued two points together there but it's late so forgive me

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

trife repeated a number though so this one's 57:

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE, CHEESE I DO ADORE

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

58. he's gay!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

59. "rah.................rah................rah..........rah.....aw"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

60. "Never follow orders, dickface; get your shit straight, fucker, this is Big J!"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

61. "I fucked a few groupies, and a few hoopties"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"She called me her emergency dick in a glass"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fucked up, right?"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 27 November 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"face it y'all, you niggas playin' basic ball, i'm on the block like i'm eight foot tall, homey, i'm in the drop with the AC on; that's why the streets embrace me dog, i'm so cool!"

― dave k, Wednesday, 27 November 2002 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

65. "Why you home alone? why she out with me? room one-twelve, ho-tel balcony"

― dave k, Wednesday, 27 November 2002 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

i can't believe this thread was never finished...

66. "in real life i'm much more distinguished
i'm like a bloke from london england"

― robin (robin), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

67. "rembrandt,rilke i am up with the flow"

(did he really just say that)

― robin (robin), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

68. "i got no passion
i got no patience
and i hate waitin"

― robin (robin), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

69. "The black Brad Pitt..."

(a prePOSTerous claim, but he is still able to sell it somehow)

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 18 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cres1.lancs.ac.uk/~esarie/farnol/gifs/hove.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

70. "If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 18 December 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

71. The way his verse on K. Wests "Never Let Me Down" gives me chills EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. and it's the best thing on the album. "IT'S PLAIN TO SEE/NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WITH ME/CAUSE IMA BE THAT NIGGA FOR LIFE/THIS IS NOT AN IMAGE"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

72 “Aiming at the mirror/Killin’ yo’self/You American Pie/Stop feelin; yo’self!”

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

73. "No kids but trust me, I know how to raise a gun."

― Don Rowlando (Sam Rowlands), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

"Four albums in ten years nigga/ I can divide/ That's one every.. let's say two"

Let's just say maths may not be your strongest suit.

― baboon2004 (baboon2004), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

75. thinking back to when we first learned to use rubbers
he never learned so in turn I'm kidnapping his baby's mother

― Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

76. OK I'm gettin weeded now I know I'm contradicting myself
Look I don't need that now

― Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

77. It gets tedious
so I keep one eye open like CBS

― Sym Sym (sym), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

78. Who you know fresher than Hove? Riddle me that.
79. Beyonce.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 May 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

"Four albums in ten years nigga/ I can divide/ That's one every.. let's say two"
Let's just say maths may not be your strongest suit.

-- baboon2004 (zachariah2003200...), May 5th, 2005.

weak. (and four years late)

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

80. when the gun's tucked - untuck, nigga you die
it's like nunchucks held by the Jet L-I

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

81. how the kids from Linkin Park know all of his lyrics and he doesn't know a word of theirs

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

82. smiley faces after all of her phrases
either she the one or I'm caught in the Matrix
but fuck it, let the Fish burn
red or green pill, you live and you learn

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 8 May 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

83. sick wit da pen nigga, no physician in the world could fix him
no prescription you could prescribe to subside his affliction
he's not a sane man, more like rain man twitchin
you can't rain dance on his picnic
no haitian voodoo, no headless chickens can dead his sickness

― jermaine (jnoble), Sunday, 8 May 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

84.

got haters on my jizzock
plus the frickin cizzops
all'a whom wanna hit me with shizzots til i drizzop
thank god for hiphop
or i'd be in the bizzox
jail or casket, either way you rizzot
but now i'm so fresh you can smell me through a ziplock
mister s. dizzot
its not gon' stizzop
too much pizzazz for these piss-ass niggas to get past
too cool for cizzops to cuff his wrizzists
snitch-ass they ma(y)d(e)
they can't get the boy
these niggas givin out cases like a liquor store
runnin to the DA tryin to get me for
all the money i made
i'm like forget the law
i'm not frizzay this is jizzay
homey you got plizzayed
take it like a man
the flow ran you off the stizzage
wasting your time tryin'a sue s. dot
tell your lawyer take that civil case and drop it like its hot

― jermaine (jnoble), Sunday, 8 May 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

After watching Fade to Black

85. His speaking voice.
86. The face he makes like he is literally going to die when he first hears Kanye's "Lucifer" beat, and how he keeps starting it over Peel-style and calls everyone in to hear it.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 May 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

-- jermaine (noblemusi...), May 8th, 2005.

haha, i wrote the same thing and was about to post it, but then wrote the matrix thing instead (at 82). weird.

I have got to watch Fade To Black, I've only seen the trailer. The moment when Timbaland plays the Dirt off your shoulder beat is so great.

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 8 May 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

87.

brooklyn's bad boy back again
feet hit the ground runnin' and my back's to the wind
angels on my shoulders, head in the clouds
no, i'm not rappin', i'm just thinkin' real loud
my karma's my armor, my charm and wit
is like a leather bomber, I'm warm and shit
and i did bad for good but when you're trapped in the 'hood
you do worse for less, homey - earth's a test
only god can judge me
My heart ain't ugly
but the thoughts that i drop is heavy:
try budge me.
mama loved me, pop left me
still the homies call me 'lucky lefty'
i'm flashy and bentley
deceptively smart
i make hustlin' heaven and pimpin' an art
long as i know that i'm blessed
'cause I'm loved in depth
i can walk through the water and not get wet -
i'm that fresh

― jermaine (jnoble), Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

The beach is better, and it has better Sushi, but overall I prefer Brighton.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

you get the trombone

― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

summer jams on other people's records about how he isn't putting out a summer jam this year

― jones (actual), Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

"Four albums in ten years nigga/ I can divide/ That's one every.. let's say two"
Let's just say maths may not be your strongest suit.

-- baboon2004 (zachariah2003200...), May 5th, 2005.

weak. (and four years late)

-- Guy Incognito (maharaj...), May 8th, 2005.

I agree - it is a bit of a weak line - still, he's done better.

― baboon2004 (baboon2004), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

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