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OK, I just saw Brainpower take the "Best Dutch Act" title at the MTV Europe awards, and the guy comes up to the mic to give his thanks...and sound for all the world like a really ill-thought-through melange of South Central L.A., the Bronx, Houston's 5th Ward, and wherever the hell Dilated Peoples are from. The clip they were showing for Brainpower featured them rapping in Dutch, which struck me as novel, but when he started to speak, it was embarassing, albeit fascinating.

It's one thing for, say, Eminem to claim that he picked up his speech patterns in a predominantly black climate; it's probably more or less true. What's more, it's fair to say that African-American speech patterns have improved English sufficiently for a number of terms to have entered general use, so that it's not disorienting to hear some white guy talking about, I don't know, how fly his ride is. But this guy was a step beyond all that.

This isn't a question I guess -- it was just morbidly fascinating -- like if Eminem had accepted his awards in a painfully earnest faux-Cockney.

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Like, how come more people aren't splitting their sides laughing when the guy from Brainpower busts out his fifth "Know what I'm sayin'" in the space of a minute when it's clear that he had to tie a string around his finger to remind himself to do so, know what I'm sayin'?

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

How is the insertion of terms like "fly" into the the general vocabulary and "improvement" of the English langauge as opposed to simply a bastardization of it?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

'cos "Know what I'm sayin'" is a very annoying expression.

man, Saturday, 23 November 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree completely on that point. I *DO* know what you are saying, but in the event that I become unclear, I shall speak up, so there's really no need for you to keep asking me.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 November 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

man/Alex I think you miss my point -- my point is that this fellow's use of the phrase "know what I'm sayin'" raises no amused/annoyed/otherwise upraised eyebrows, even though he's clearly attempting to ape a dialect as Brando might, only minus the skill.

However I will still defend "fly" as a really beautiful addition to the lexicon -- how does "fly" "bastardize"? Bastardization implies a degradation of meaning; "fly" actual refines the communication of meaning

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

also Alex as soon as languages stop admitting new words, they die, and rather quickly -- this is a matter of historical record

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

hey alex, is "rock" as an adjective a betterment of the english language?

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still pissed that they changed "brid" to "bird." Middle English was the death of language.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe that's where he learned his english from.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I saw a couple minutes of that guy on the TV. I don't know, I mean, what is there to say about it? It was weird. More surreal or dumbfounding than anything else.

llamaskool, Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"However I will still defend 'fly' as a really beautiful addition to the lexicon..."

A "beautiful" addition? I really don't see that.

"how does 'fly' 'bastardize'? Bastardization implies a degradation of meaning"

Precisely.

"'fly' actual refines the communication of meaning"

Explain, please.

"as soon as languages stop admitting new words, they die, and rather quickly -- this is a matter of historical record"

It's not a 'new word,' but rather an old world improperly utilized.

"hey alex, is 'rock' as an adjective a betterment of the english language?"

No, because it's either a noun or a verb. Have you ever heard me use 'rock' as an adjective?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

if you use it it isn't language, alex?

"rock solid"

"rock steady"

"not rock enough"

"rock song"

"rock sound"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 November 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that make "egg" an adjective if I say "it was an egg dish?" I think not.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

alex when was the cut off date for entry into the english language and why didnt i get my notice?

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 23 November 2002 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

All the fly shorties wants to roll with me. Holla. If you be wantin' to ball you best have the scrilla.

Let's all go watch Pootie Tang and laugh at the endless vain sturggle that is lexicography.

Tom Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 November 2002 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Because apparently you were deemed worthy, Jess. I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 November 2002 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

nitsuh was that a k-solo dis!?!!

s trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 23 November 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

''also Alex as soon as languages stop admitting new words, they die, and rather quickly -- this is a matter of historical record''

a good point here. Isn't it true that the french government have passed a law prohibiting certain english words being used in ads and shop windows.

''my point is that this fellow's use of the phrase "know what I'm sayin'" raises no amused/annoyed/otherwise upraised eyebrows, even though he's clearly attempting to ape a dialect as Brando might, only minus the skill.''

but is it a dialect?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that make "egg" an adjective if I say "it was an egg dish?" I think not.

Actually, it technically does. Egg = describing the noun "dish".

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i am still chuckling that out of all the ten bazillion possible phrases alex cd have picked to illustrate his point, he picked "egg dish"!!

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe "egg dish" is a phrase he uses a lot.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

not as much as HONOR THE FIRE tho'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe that will change now

(in a sense they mean the same thing, anyway)

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 November 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

once again mark s to the rescue

Alex, fellow Killing Joke admirer, in order to discuss these we're going to have to put our cards on the table, and it seems like you have "issues" as they say with dialect: that is, you don't care for the pretty convulsive dances that hip-hop culture has put English through. That's fine; there are plenty of dialects that for whatever reason just don't punch my buttons in the right way; but Tom above cites the following sentence:

All the fly shorties wants to roll with me

Totally perfect example. How else might the idea communicated by "fly" here be expressed? "Cool"? Not even close, nor any of its analogues. "Fly" is a subset of cool, implying a certain degree of acceptance within a social circle, adherence to certain subcultural sets of expectations, etc etc etc. Were the line "All the young women who frequent the same in-vogue social circles that I frequent want to ride in my car," we'd still be missing most of the line above, because "roll with me" serves up a whole host of connotations that you just can't from any other three-word phrase attempting to express the same idea.

So that's what I mean by "refines meaning." That's the general purpose of dialect - to economize expression. My point wasn't "this dialect is lame" -- only that attempting to adopt it in order to lay claim to a culture which could in no imaginable circumstances actually be one's own seems very odd to me, and in the all-European context in question, even odder.

P.S. egg dish.

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

just can't = just can't get, sorry

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Let me explain this. The guy you speak of is a Dutch hip-hopper. He was speaking in what to him is a foreign language, English. Why not speak in an African-American vernacular? Would it be more normal for him to speak in the Queen's English he learned at school? Of course not. The guy listens to nothing but hip-hop, what do you expect? I haven't seen the footage, but if he says "know what I'm saying" five times in a few minutes probably means that he was a little nervous. If you would understand some Dutch, you'd know he is exceptionally talented.

JoB (JoB), Saturday, 23 November 2002 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh I'm sure he's quite talented -- what I saw of the video seemed terrific! This is what made his affectations all the more puzzling. Most Dutch musicians with whom I've spoken about the choice so many Dutch (indie rock) bands make to sing in English say things like "Dutch is an ugly language" or somesuch, which always makes me feel sad since I love the sound of Dutch. So I saw that this guy's doing his representin' in Dutch and I'm like "awesome." But then he takes the mic and is just affected to the point of incredible silliness. Let's imagine that I won some Dutch award and accepted in my best rendition of Dutch-with-a-Belgian-accent. Wouldn't that be, well, really weird -- to go to the trouble of learning another language correctly only to willfully mangle it?

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Not if you were to sing in a style that was culturally dominated by Belgians and, in fact, a style that originated in Belgium. Besides, it wouldn't seem mangled to you, would it?

JoB (JoB), Saturday, 23 November 2002 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

singing in a style = appropriating all associated tropes of that style? pretty suspect contention I'd say

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Saturday, 23 November 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess it just means he speaks a good version of English. Any version or style of English, to him, and to all non-English speaking people, I'd say, is equally artificial. I agree with you if you think that some hip-hoppers can have an odd way of expressing themselves, but that goes for all of them, not just the foreign ones...

JoB (JoB), Sunday, 24 November 2002 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, if you think it is bizarre to hear a Dutch fella blurt out "you know what I'm sayin'"...how about a Japanese guy yelling "Dis no likkle bwoy ting!"

Check out Mighty Crown, a soundsystem from Japan (www.mightycrown.com). They chat in Jamaican patois and have beaten sounds from around the world to be named "World Soundclash Champions." Or, if you'd rather, check out Gentleman--the latest dancehall sensation who is white as snow and German.

I think the real question here is the following: When does a dialect/accent/manner of speaking become simply part and parcel of the conventions of a certain musical genre?

cybele, Sunday, 24 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Cybele that's well-put.

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Sunday, 24 November 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Like most Dutch MCs (black and white), Brainpower started out in english, complete with freestyles/battles in the old-school worshipping scene of the time, and fully switched to Dutch lyrics later.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 25 November 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Rap-speak changes too often. There's basically a dozen words, meaning "cars," "women," and "money", that change every few years. Is money still "chedda"?

David Allen, Monday, 25 November 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah who can understand stupid rappers with their own crazy ass language like 'what the hell'

s trife (simon_tr), Monday, 25 November 2002 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

e you are breaking your own record for missing/intentionally overlooking the point

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i was talking to 'david allen'

s trife (simon_tr), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I know that, I wuz just razzin' you

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and you're still a moron.

David Allen, Monday, 25 November 2002 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Money is 'scrilla' now. Renew your Source subscription.

Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 25 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, my home computer blew up last week (apparently my "analog board" gave out, or such was this intial prognosis) so I haven't been able to keep up with this scintillating debate.

In any event, at the risk of beating a by now very dead horse, I don't think I'm letting any cats out of the bag by admitting that I think hip hop slang is ridiculous, stupid and regressive and not a "beautiful" development of the lexicon of English in the slightest.

This is my opinion. Yours may differ. Fair enough.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, my home computer blew up last week

"Mr. in NYC, I'm sorry but it appears your computer has been damaged by a curious mixture of beer and spittle. The pattern of damage indicates expectoration with some force, on a regular, even nightly, basis. Furthermore the range and intensity of liquid impact suggests that these events occured from a posture of relaxation, therefore implying that they were of an involuntary nature."

Tom (Groke), Monday, 25 November 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex, do you have a problem with the Black English Vernacular in general or just on the tiny subset of it that you call "hip-hop slang"?

Clarke B., Monday, 25 November 2002 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

And for now I will ignore the disturbing undertones of your use of the word "regressive" above, and instead focus on the mere falsity of such a claim. If hip-hop slang gives rise to new, more economized, more subtle ways to express things that haven't been able to be articulated in such a way before, how can you possibly call it "regressive"?

Clarke B., Monday, 25 November 2002 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

alex do you like the Normans?

jones (actual), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"If hip-hop slang gives rise to new, more economized, more subtle ways to express things that haven't been able to be articulated in such a way before, how can you possibly call it 'regressive'?"

The rather bold assertion that it achieves said end is in itself highly debatable. If slang -- *ANY* variant of slang, not just Hip Hop slang (since, god forbid, if I single out Hip Hop's slang, I apparently must therefore be decrying the entirety of Black Culture) does provide any progression, it is the cutting of corners in the same way simply reading the Cliff's Notes guide to a novel robs the reader the entire rich experience of reading the definite artcle. Moreover, while indeed some bits and pieces of slang have wound up in common usage ("cool" etc.), it's hardly displaced the language as a whole.

Don't know the Normans, jones, sorry.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Hip-hop gave us the word 'diss', without which life would be very difficult.

Callum (Callum), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but alex slang ADDS corners it doesn't cut anything!

jones (actual), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer the term "Ebonyx," myself.

hstencil, Monday, 25 November 2002 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex, the "cutting of corners" that you accuse hip-hop slang of doing can be likened to the same "cutting of corners" that your beloved punk-rock accomplished. By that I mean it doesn't really cut any corners at all unless you view length and surface formal complexity as sole determiners of quality. You yourself can say more with a well-timed "honour the fire!" than you could have in five or six paragraphs trying to explain/express the same thing.

Clarke B., Monday, 25 November 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Honour the Fire, Clarke.

Hip Hop Slang (as in: "yo, what's the dilly? Shit, dawg, it's bangin', son" etc. etc.) remains ridiculous, stupid and....yes....*REGRESSIVE* to me. Sorry. Deal with it. Does this mean that I think the entirety of Hip Hop is ridiculous, stupid and regressive? No sir. I just find this particular trapping -- in much the same way I cringed when members of "my beloved" Punk Rock community adopted their own silly vocabulary tics (whether that's saying "dude" constantly, or adopting a faux British accent, etc.) -- to be sorta juvenile. Sorry, but that's just the way I feel. If you want to believe describing someone's "crib" as "fly" and asking "knowhum'sayin'?" after every other sentence is a beautiful advancement of language and culture, you remain quite free to do so. Just don't ask me to agree with you.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hip Hop Slang (as in: "yo, what's the dilly? Shit, dawg, it's bangin', son" etc. etc.) remains ridiculous, stupid and....yes....*REGRESSIVE* to me.

But Alex, you don't seem to have any reasons for this opinion. Had you been around at the birth of English (what Jones was referring to above), would you have resisted the Norman influence (yes mark s INFLUENCE in a near-literal sense) to "corrupt" Anglo-Saxon? If you had, the incredibly versatile language which we today know as "English" would never have come into being.

It's not a question of how you "feel" -- linguists can school you on this one. (Note that the use of "school" as a verb is a useful import from hiphop parole.) The vocabularly in question is part of a dialect, and one which has some great characteristics. (You might as well be saying: "I know some Spanish, and 'jabon' is a really stupid word for 'soap.'") That some people speak it poorly (repetition etc) says nothing whatsoever about the nature of the dialect, which, again, has afforded the English language whole new avenues of expression -- ones which seem to have a universal appeal, judging from our friend in the Dutch band Brainpower.

Honour the fire!!!

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha well to be fair J0hn I think at the time one might have been excused for resisting the Normans, what with them invading and all)

jones (actual), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo! I be sippin' on some Ol' Teutonic!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 25 November 2002 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"But Alex, you don't seem to have any reasons for this opinion."

I don't have to have been present during the conception of a language to know when it's being stepped all over.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Honour da Fire, Clarke.

Hip Hop Slang (as in: "yo, what'sda dilly? Shit, dawg, it'sbangin', son" etc. etc.) remains ridiculous, mad stupid an'....yeea ....*REGRESSIVE* ta me. Sorry. Deal wiff it. Does dis here mean dat I th'o't da entirety o' Hip Hop iz ridiculous, mad stupid an' regressive? No sir. I just find dis here particular trapping -- in much da same way I cringed when members o' "my beloved" Punk Rock community adopted they own silly vocabulary tics (whether dat'ssaying "dude" constantly, or adopting uh faux British accent, etc.) -- ta be sorta juvenile. Sorry, but dat'sjust da way I feel. If ya wants ta believe describing someone's"crib" as "fly" an' asking "knowhum'sayin'?" afta every other sentence iz uh fine advancement o' language an' culture, ya remain quite free ta do so. Just don' ax me ta agree wiff ya. you know das right!

See, Alex? It sounds so much better this way!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

As much as I'm enjoying this debate (and don't be fooled...I am), as I may have mentioned, my home computer had a breakdown last week, so I'm unable to participate with the usual amount of vitriolic tenacity that such arguments usually require (screaming at a computer screen in the middle of a cyber-cafe coffee bar is generally ill-advised). Thus, I'll regretfully sign off from this particular melee until my sickly tangerine iMac is returned with a new analog board.

To all my dead homiez, have a phat Thanksgiving, yo.
(or in my case, ANGSTgiving!)

HONOUR THE FIRE!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

alex I cannot say how disappointed I am that you own a tangerine imac

have you at least drawn flames down the sides or something with a sharpie?

Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Hip-hop gave us the word 'diss', without which life would be very difficult.

The word comes from to disrespect, so I think its 'dis'. With one s, please.

JoB (JoB), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)


Yeah Alex, let's push things forward:

I caught this morning morning's minion, king-
dom of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dáwn-drawn Falcon, in his riding
Of the rólling level úndernéath him steady áir, & stríding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate's heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl & gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, -- the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!

Brute beauty & valour & act, oh, air, pride, plume, here
Buckle! AND the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion
Times told lovelier, more dangerous, o my chevalier!
No wónder of it: shéer plód makes plóugh down síllion
Shine, & blue-bleak embers, ah my dear,
Fall, gáll themsélves, & gásh góld-vermílion.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)


honour the fire that breaks from thee then, regressive zealots!

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

To all my dead homiez

At your leisue, Alex -- Godspeed yr Tangerine iMac! -- can you think of a more concise way of expressing the phrase "to my dead homies" that includes all the various connotations that the phrase "dead homies" carries? I can't, is why I ask.

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish Alex understood that the English language doesn't even exist in the way he wants it to!

Clarke B., Tuesday, 26 November 2002 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i *was* present at the conception of the language, so i know alex is wrong

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark = Aslan. Maybe?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

he understands clarke but he doesn't want to accept it.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

deeper magic from b4 the dawn of dutch

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

mark from the great country or War Drobe

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

a big shout-out to the Spare Oom posse!!

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck this new school shit.

Yancey (ystrickler), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

gardy loo!!!

jones (actual), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)


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