Biggest goldmine of cheap humour EVER

Gary Glitter, from Paul Morley's (1986?) interview collection 'Ask'...
"I don't mind if they come to jeer, shout, scream at me...as long as it's a full house!"
"I can still identify and be identified with a youthful thing, I think...when you're young all you want to do is play music and get your leg over, it's the bit in between that's the complication"
"Little girls were coming along and screaming..."[PM: Did you relish that?]"I enjoyed it very much. it was lovely. It was exactly what I wanted."
"What I enjoyed was the adoration of a lot of people...the strange part of it was they all became terribly young, 13, 14...so you weren't allowed to be too naughty - right? - plus there was all this rushing about and a security that I couldn't work out was to keep them out or to keep me in. I still really don't know."
"I'm still young! Of course I am. I don't want to hear the words middle-aged or old. I've never bothered about age, thank God. It doesn't enter my vocabulary. I thrive on youth, youth ideas...really though, I'm just a bull in a china shop."
[After a show]"...I've never had a member of the press in the same car as me. There are some things I don't like to mention. It'll spoil the mystery."