Where the fuck is Hanson??

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their last album was like what, 1999, why do they take so damn long?

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 24 November 2002 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Because they are too busy GETTING MARRIED and HAVING BABIES!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 24 November 2002 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

No way, they are still too young, if you told me they were busy fucking their groupies i could buy that, but not gettin married

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 24 November 2002 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I'm dead serious. Taylor Hanson is married with child now. I swear I am not making that up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 24 November 2002 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

speak not aloud of hanXXX

― ron (ron), Sunday, 24 November 2002 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It seems you're right.

― man, Sunday, 24 November 2002 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.canoe.ca/AllPopShowbiz/nov18_hanson-can.html

btw, wasn't there some rumour about prince william making someone pregnant, too?

― man, Sunday, 24 November 2002 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

they're all a bunch of man-hos.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 24 November 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

They're going to lie dormant a few years and make a big "comeback" when they're in their 20's, so more people will "take them seriously."

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 24 November 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

all I know is I saw a picture of them collaborating with Matthew Sweet a while back. I remain excited.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 November 2002 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

each of the hansons should marry a different culkin brother.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 25 November 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

lol lol

― man, Monday, 25 November 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

The other two should marry Mary Kate and Ashley, who are we kidding? It'd be perfection.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm wondering what their mutant offspring would look like.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 25 November 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Nelson

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 November 2002 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

does anybody else on this bitch really like them?
'mmmbop' still sounds great to me, and i still have a hanson sticker on my record bag.

― joan vich (joan vich), Monday, 25 November 2002 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i do or why else would i do a thread about them?

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 25 November 2002 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i could do a thread bout them even if i didnt liked them, but why would i do a thread complaining theyre taking too long to release a rekkid if i didnt?

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 25 November 2002 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA Nelson. Nelson were the bomb. What are they doing these days? Love and Affection was the greatest song ever.

Anyway I like Hanson.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Supposedly Nelson went country. Hm...go here for a recent interview with one of 'em.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 November 2002 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Olsens + Hansons = Nelsons, obv... they can all wear matching sneakers and we will be happy.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Where the fuck is Hanson??
The bell struck midnight and they all turned back into pumpkins. And we all lived happily ever after.
The End.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 25 November 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, Tracer, I totally get it, it's brilliant but if you explain it further it loses the brilliance.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Like now, you mean?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the best-kept secret of the music industry is that the brothers Hanson have an older brother who also happens to be a blonde boy-faced groove-machine...Mr. Beck Hanson.

{okay, so that's a plain-faced lie, whatever, it's fun to imagine!}

Imagine the holiday singalongs!?!? "two Mmmm-Bops and a microphone"!!

― nickalicious, Monday, 25 November 2002 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah whatever beck wishes he was a hanson brother

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hansonhotel.com/pics14/ikeb1.jpg

― Aaron W, Monday, 25 November 2002 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to marry him, I mean he's rich and single so why not?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 25 November 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, he's already married and just had a kid. I think the younger two are still available though, Ally.

― Aaron W, Monday, 25 November 2002 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, Ike's never looked so good! He should lose the soul patch or whatever you call that sort of facial hair, though.

Look, Zac finally cut his hair:

Apparently they've been writing songs with not just Matthew Sweet, but Carole King and Gregg Alexander, too. And they have a one called "Rock 'n' Roll Razorblade". Which I really, really hope isn't terrible.

― Hanson Geek #1 (Arthur), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd marry Beck. Not sure about Hanson tho, they're awfully rockist.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, he's already married and just had a kid. I think the younger two are still available though, Ally.

No, that's Taylor, the middle one! The older one is FREE!

That's not Zac Hanson, that's Prince William. Isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

No, that's definitely Donny Osmond circa 1974.

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny, I was thinking he's this weird hybrid of Jimmy Osmond and Bill Clinton. It's a great new look for him!

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

No, that's Taylor, the middle one! The older one is FREE!

Damn those Hanson kids are hard to keep seperate.... But now you can let your heart run free in the fields of Ike Hanson's dreamy soul patch.

― Aaron W, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

Here the fuck is Hanson!

APRIL 1, 2013 - NEW YORK - Pop-Rock trio HANSON are excited to announce the release of their new album and world tour. Titled ANTHEM, the new record will be released on June 18th. The North & South American leg of the ANTHEM WORLD TOUR begins July 18th in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and ends November 20th in Charlotte, NC. Tour dates are below.

On April 9th the band will release their debut single, ‘Get The Girl Back’, along with the presale of the highly anticipated album, and the onsale of the North and South American leg of their World Tour including deluxe album and ticket bundles. Pre-orders for the single and the music video are available on iTunes starting today. The rest of the band’s international tour schedule and album release dates are set to be announced in May.

The infectious new single ‘Get The Girl Back’, which features the band’s signature soulful pop-rock sound, will be introduced to fans through the buzzworthy music video featuring Kat Dennings (Two Broke Girls) and Nikki Reed (Twilight/Thirteen). The video is set to premiere online on VH1.com on April 4th, and on-air on the VH1 Top 20 Countdown on April 6th. HANSON will perform the song on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on April 9th.

The video is a narrative tale which features the band performing in a packed club backed by an old-school brass section that accentuates the retro aesthetic of the song. ANTHEM was produced and written by the band and was mixed by Tom Lord-Alge. It features a more guitar-driven sound, pulling from a series of harder hitting rock and R&B influences from James Brown to early Michael Jackson, and AC/DC.

2013 marks the 21st anniversary of HANSON. They have been nominated for multiple Grammys, released five studio albums, spawning a string of hit singles, including their 1997 #1 smash MMMbop and have sold over 16 million albums worldwide.

http://www.hanson.net/site/postings/9300

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

five years pass...

it's about goddamn time hanson went prog

https://www.npr.org/2018/11/05/662225252/first-listen-hanson-string-theory

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

hmm this sounds... awesome?

― niels, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 20:15 (seven years ago)

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