Male pattern baldness?

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It seems every "Indie/AP" group is wearing t-shirts with silly logo's on them! What happened, don't they make real shirts anymore? I made the mistake picking up the new AP for a train ride. Almost 104 pages of interchangable guys with thick necks, t-shirts, ugly facial hair and t-shirts, t-shirts, and more T-SHIRTS. I hate t-shirts. And what's up with Badly Brawn Boy and that knit hat, enought already, now go away. Does he have male pattern baldness?

― Venus Glow (1411), Sunday, 24 November 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Male pattern baldness r00lz!

― man, Sunday, 24 November 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/images/eno75c.jpg

― Adam A. (Keiko), Sunday, 24 November 2002 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Silly hairstyles don't.

― man, Sunday, 24 November 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, Eno with the classic tee/MPB combo with a frontal push over. Just beautiful! But what about all these techno DJ's and Indie hipsters in t-shirts, those with MPB who want to seem just BALD? I hate that too. I guess a clean dome is the new comb over. And what about those SOUL PATCH thingys, those are kind of silly don't you think?

― Venus Glow (1411), Sunday, 24 November 2002 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, it can't be helped. For the first couple years we try any number of things to disguise it or augment it, but eventually we just keep it short. I hope you don't think we should all stop making music because we're losing our hair, though. It's not our fault the media needs pictures of us - many of us don't go around begging them to take our pictures, lots of us would prefer not to be seen - and what you're saying seems inordinately cruel. You sure hate a lot of stuff, though, I'll credit you that. What do you look like?

― matt riedl (veal), Sunday, 24 November 2002 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, balding musicians suck, don't they? they should be locked away in darkened rooms so the easily offended public doesn't have to deal with their horrible shiny domes.

just go eat a dick.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Make that two dicks. I know I'm taking this personally, but how else to take it? T shirts are cheap and display things you want displayed, when neccessary. Soul patches are easy to keep and help differentiate you from your similar-looking brother. What the fuck do you care, anyway? Are you in the clothing or hair design industries? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE and is it so much better than anyone else? What's your contibution to life? You're a dilettante and a wad, to boot. Or maybe not, but go gargle an eggplant anyway.

― matt riedl (veal), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not a bald patch, it's a solar panel on a sex machine.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

as a young man who's slowly (thankfully) balding, who hasn't shaved in a while, and is wearing a white T-shirt (under a jack though), I must tell you all go to fuck yourselves.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

wow! I meant jacket! egad. I guess you don't have to go fuck yourselves, but at the very least I wish Tom would show up to criticize you for your lack of empathy.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 November 2002 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I think balding = hotness.

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 25 November 2002 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, just take a look at that HOT pic of Eno:)

― man, Monday, 25 November 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

... you don't think we should all stop making music because we're losing our hair...
No.I think Badly Drawn Boy should stop wearing that ugly knit hat. It must smell something bad by now.

― Venus Glow (1411), Monday, 25 November 2002 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.burntblue.com/l/djartists/badlydrawnboy/badlydrawnboy_main.jpg
http://www.badvibe.com/gifs/zine_pics/badly_l.jpg

what's the big deal?

― gygax!, Monday, 25 November 2002 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

...and What's your contibution to life? That would be C-O-N-T-R-I-B-U-T-I-O-N.
Such big questions! Let me think about that.
http://www.artnet.com/magazine/reviews/servitar/Images/lamberts.jpg

― Venus Glow (1411), Monday, 25 November 2002 07:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Yr taking yr time, Venus. Is that Stanley Tucci?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 25 November 2002 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, I misspelled somethig. Go eat a dcik, then.

― matt riedl (veal), Monday, 25 November 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

What about female pattern baldness? It does exist!

― hstencil, Monday, 25 November 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

[clicky for not safe for work image]

― kicken, Monday, 25 November 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, watch that potty mouth BP!
what's the big deal? That shirt selection is. Those pistol prints are way ugly. What's with the ironic DJ stripes? And is that a sweat shirt around his waist (more stripes)? I hate that also. Those WHAM! scruffs are pretty. He is like, SOOO gay.

― Venus Glow (1411), Monday, 25 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

does that tantalize you?

― gygax!, Monday, 25 November 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello Kicken,
The rule at ILM is is you must post at least three photos of your chest sans trendy t-shirts in any one thread. Sorry, those are the rules.

Thank you for your cooperation,

The Moderators at ILX

― Venus Glow (1411), Monday, 25 November 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

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