TS: Travis Scott Meal vs J Balvin Meal

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Which McDonald's meal is better? Enquiring minds want to know

Poll Results

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The aptly titled "J Balvin Meal" includes all of his favorites together: a Big Mac [with no pickle], medium f 7
The Travis Scott Meal comprises a Quarter Pounder with Cheese with bacon and lettuce, french fries with barbecue sauce, 6


Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

oh darn it

the travis Scott meal comes with a large sprite

the j balvin meal comes with an Oreo McFlurry

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

write in for your mom meal

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

Unhelpful.

Serious responses only, please.

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

voted your mom

loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

i like the idea that someone out there is eating their fries with ketchup (!!!) and feeling close to j balvin because omg that's how j balvin likes his fries

but wtf is a big mac w/o pickle? sour and salty pickle offsetting sweet and creamy 1000 island is a basic part of the big mac flavor profile!!

the late great, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

yeah it basically can't be the j balvin meal for me because of the Big Mac without a pickle

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

what is the point of this poll without JiV's mom, not voting

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

easy for me. Balvin > Scott, McFlurry > Sprite, and I'm not a big bacon guy. though if I'm being honest I'd never actually get a fucking McFlurry to go with an actual goddamn meal, 30 minutes after I polished off that thing I'd be done for the day. still, Sprite is gross.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

mcflurry is better than sprite but a pickleless big mac is worse than a quarter pounder with cheese with bacon

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

i can't see the pickle being a dealbreaker but i suppose i've never had one without 'em so I can't say for certain

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

j balvin

not so hot on mcdonald’s’s bacon

brimstead, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link

nah crap McDonald’s pickle totally fucks with the purity of my big mac experience. yall probably like “mac sauce” too... pickles on the other varieties of McDonald’s sandwiches is fine.

brimstead, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 02:57 (four years ago) link

J Balvin because he picks his outfits by looking at Ronald McDonald's color palette.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link

voted for nihilism over dada

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link

Xp. If it were travis scott v j balvin then it's easily j balvin for me...

but it's just about the meal

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 06:13 (four years ago) link

they gave me one of the travis scott quarter pounders by accident once, i don't recall particularly enjoying

sprite also not enjoyable so j balvin by default even tho the lack of pickle is somewhat sinful

dyl, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 06:47 (four years ago) link

<3! j balvin meal 4 jasmine :^)

davey, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link

don't forget to say "catcus jack sent me" when you order the travis scott burger if you want to make a minimum wage employee annoyed with you

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

ts: travis scott McNugget body pillow https://stockx.com/travis-scott-x-mcdonalds-nugget-body-pillow

vs

J Balvin burger slippers

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Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

don’t have a horse in this race but: normalize bbq sauce on fries

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

^^^ otm

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

yeah I approve

brimstead, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:12 (four years ago) link

this finally clears up wtf that shit is on the McDonald's menu

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link

this thread made me crave mcdonalds so i went last night. the McRib was back in, and i've never had one, so i decided to get one alongside my usual big mac small fries large diet coke.

my god, it was the worst fast food sandwich i'd ever had

the late great, Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

I ate several dozen possibly hundreds of cafeteria “McRibs” throughout high school

brimstead, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link

The McRib is fucking terrible, always has been, and the weird nostalgia for it is embarrassing.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

I suppose if it were that good it would just be on the permanent menu. I don't know that I've ever had one

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

there are 7/11 Rib sandwiches that are better than the McRib

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i should perhaps re-run this poll. i don't thin kwe really got this sorted.

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link


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