ABBA or Steely Dan - you are compelled to choose one

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Steely Dan 83
ABBA 82


Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link

the dan but this was hard

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link

“Singing Voulez Voulez Voulez vous”

calstars, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:47 (three years ago) link

The Dan but it wasn't hard at all.

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link

I’m not aware of having heard a song by Steely Dan.

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link

you gotta go back jack and do it again

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:10 (three years ago) link

ABBA had some tunes

i don't like the idea of steely dan

die britain die (Left), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link

arrival to the visitors is a hell of an albums run

as is say countdown to ecstasy to gaucho (can't buy a thrill included or excluded depending on how much of a freak you are)

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

But how is the idea of it?

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:28 (three years ago) link

Love them both, they would have been some of the first records I brought into the house as a young teen. Steely Dan was more consistent and had better lyrics and got my vote.

Can't Buy a Thrill seems to me like their most conventional Classic Rock album, with two big radio hits, what's so freaky about that?

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:33 (three years ago) link

so clearly ABBA the comparison doesn't even really make sense

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:39 (three years ago) link

but I feel that way about Sade vs Steely Dan too

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:39 (three years ago) link

They love the sound of words, an instrument's ability to produce beautiful notes, a producer's talent of knowing how many beautiful notes the ear can stand.

A draw.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

what's so freaky about that?

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, March 8, 2021 7:33 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

having an alternate lead singer is pretty freaky in my book

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

i do love it and am a freak and should've just included it in the span

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

True, it's also weird that the "lead singer" only sings two songs, like on Fleetwood Mac's Penguin.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:59 (three years ago) link

i know a lot of ppl for whom "dirty work" is the only dan song they can tolerate

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link

I wonder if there are any Steely Dan fans who dislike Fagen's singing? Maybe musos who regard it as the weak link in an otherwise technically perfect package?

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:30 (three years ago) link

I know a lot of Sotos for whom "Dirty Work" is the only Stones song they can tolerate.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:31 (three years ago) link

can’t buy a thrill is pretty much flawless

brimstead, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 04:24 (three years ago) link

went for the band with the alternate lead singers. been a while since we had a poll this easy

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 06:04 (three years ago) link

abba is for true freaks from outer space

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 06:16 (three years ago) link

It was really sporting of the boys in ABBA to keep on showing up to stuff

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 06:21 (three years ago) link

The Dan but it wasn't hard at all.

Same here.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 06:21 (three years ago) link

Steely Dan aren't half as well known or popular in the UK and Europe so this poll might be an east/West divide

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 07:31 (three years ago) link

I've been especially enamoured with ABBA's "I Am The City" lately. Not many songs out there about literally BEING a city

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 07:33 (three years ago) link

if this is too lopsided i will blame america

nothing (Left), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 08:19 (three years ago) link

I'm always making the case for ABBA as an album first listening experience. Several super strong albums.

abcfsk, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 08:26 (three years ago) link

steely dan fans often seem to have a habit of describing the band in ways that make them sound singularly unappealing- not by mistake or as a gatekeeping move, but as a sincere point of recommendation. there is something to admire in that

there are ways to make abba sound as horrible but not so many fans would choose those ways. some seem to even want to downplay anything too weird or specific in favour of boring faux populist / universalist cliches

nothing (Left), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 08:47 (three years ago) link

I like Steely Dan but this is no kind of contest.

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 09:08 (three years ago) link

I'm most often shunted into the goth corner of shame when I express distaste for ABBA. The Dan 4ever.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 10:02 (three years ago) link

I'd say Arrival and The Visitors are as precise and in places terrifying as the best Steely Dan albums.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link

xp I was thinking about the overhanging sense of Nordic doom pervasive in a lot of ABBA's songs and chord structures

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 10:55 (three years ago) link

Though, lest we forget, "Dum Dum Diddle" is on "Arrival".

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link

Yes, I think one thing ABBA and Steely Dan have in common is that the darkness in their songs is now slightly overstated, in compensation for them long being described as 'bland'.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

maybe, but there are few non-metal/goth/whatever acts that i simultaneously enjoy but would also describe as "dismal" as ABBA.

you're OTM though. ABBA used to be synonymous with campy pop fluff for years, but they've been reframed in more recent times so the typical defense is a kneejerk "but-but-but actually they're REALLY DARK"!

The answer really is, why not both? Dancing Queen is a dancefloor filler AND a längtan paean to youth. That's why they're good

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:33 (three years ago) link

ABBA all day

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

Well, not really. But I voted ABBA. Could never get with The Dan.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

ABBA. I have listened to two Steely Dan records, but cant remember anything apart from being a bit bored.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

i genuinely don't know who's going to win here

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:04 (three years ago) link

I'd be suprised if Steely Dan didn't win but I invariably get polls wrong.

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:06 (three years ago) link

We could poll Steely Dan vs. sex and it would be a toss-up

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:12 (three years ago) link

Curious about this supposed dark undertone in abba

calstars, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:12 (three years ago) link

xp sex didn’t make gaucho

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

well, not directly

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

Curious about this supposed dark undertone in abba

The song is about a woman who quietly longs for the affections of a sad, lonely man who derives his only pleasure from constantly playing and practicing on his violin. The Guardian described it as "a song about a woman who feels sexually threatened by her partner's violin".[3]

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link

Dan

J. Sam, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link

Dan Dan Diddle

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

Dan. Don't really get ABBA.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 13:52 (three years ago) link

Curious about this supposed dark undertone in abba

― calstars, Tuesday, March 9, 2021 6:12 AM (fifty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

“happy new year”

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:06 (three years ago) link

Benny is big on his Swedish folk music though!

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link

And the Lester Bangs photo above, there is definitely something intentionally ironic about him, of all people, touting this band, of all bands. Isn't there? Isn't that the idea of him posing like that and making a big deal about it?

Bangs was a big proponent of Bubblegum (defined--iirc--as Rock in it's least pretentious form) and he considered ABBA a Bubblegum band.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

I mentioned above that both ABBA and Steely Dan only recorded one cover apiece.

After the out of court settlement and Keith Jarrett later earning a songwriting credit, one might consider "Gaucho" a cover of sorts.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

Honestly, I always did slot them in with, well, stuff like the Carpenters and Bay City Rollers, kind of cheesy pop targeted as such, as opposed to, say, Chic or Bee Gees, which definitely got targeted because disco/gay/black/dance/"the enemy of rock" music. As ABBA (like the Carpenters, briefly) got a bit of a hipper foothold, I just assumed a lot of people were enjoying them ironically, as kind of kitsch artifacts. But then there was another twist, at least as I remember it, where their general popularity at large crossed over with their kitsch/ironic appeal here, and suddenly you get phenomena like "Murial's Wedding," Bjorn Again, "Mamma Mia!" etc., which steadily, belatedly firmed them up as icons and/or totems in America, though hardly universal. All imo, of course.

This resonates with me, and I feel like it supports my contention that ABBA was not nearly as big in the US as they were in the UK. Even though I hadn't actually heard their music growing up, I was aware of them as a kitschy '70s relic, sort of like how I was aware of the Grateful Dead as icons of '60s hippie culture without having ever heard them, either. They were in the cultural ether without being present enough for me to form a connection.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

Until the '90s.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

As for Steely Dan, I heard "Boddhisattva" on WXRT when I was 16, thought that it ripped, and then checked out A Decade of Steely Dan from the library. My dad was also a casual fan who occasionally sang Dan songs around the house (though didn't actually own any of their albums), so I had more of an immediate context for them.

jaymc, Thursday, 11 March 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Recount!

Woke For Luck (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

dominion is with the dan

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

result is nearly as right as it could possibly be

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

lol nice

birdistheword, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

There are two kinds of ilxors

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:25 (three years ago) link

i like all kinds of music

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link

Oh, I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought ABBA would walk this.

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

I kind of wanna say ABBA = hearts, DAN = minds

See, the opposite is the case for me.

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link

As an adult, I can appreciate ABBA's craft but I'm still a little detached from it. There are a number of Steely Dan songs that really move me in a visceral way. I don't see the jazz-influenced music and acerbic doom as things that flatter my taste or intelligence. (Soft jazz-pop is quite the opposite tbh.)

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

I can’t believe that many people voted for abba

calstars, Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

will you send an S.O.S.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

They were practically the ILM house band when it started. Gold was voted #3 record of all time in the 2001 poll.xp

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link

TOO LOW

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:53 (three years ago) link

But tell me does Dan kiss
Like I used to kiss you
Does it feel the same
When Dan calls your name

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:16 (three years ago) link

I was tempted to do a Steely Dan vs. ABBA poll - that would be a true battle of the '70s stalwarts.

― o. nate, Monday, July 28, 2008 12:25 PM (twelve years ago)

Steely Dan vs. Fleetwood Mac

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

"Do you have any good memories of the pandemic?"
"Yes--I singlehandedly won a message-board poll for Steely Dan over ABBA."

clemenza, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link

I voted Abba but I am surprised the vote was such a razor thin margin favoring Steely Dan.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t like ABBA. I only know one person (my dad) who listens to Steely Dan.

beer drops on my keytar (morrisp), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

I don’t know anybody

brimstead, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link

Haha, from the Steely Dan vs. Fleetwood Mac thread:

but the Dan versus ABBA is totally easy: the Dan by a fucking mile.

this one is so hard i can't even wrap my head around it right now.

― the table is the table, Monday, July 28, 2008 2:28 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

From this thread:

This is the hardest TS poll i've ever participated in.

ABBA.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, March 9, 2021 3:16 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link

What’s next - Steely Dan vs. Steve Miller Band?

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:54 (three years ago) link

This is the kind of poll where I would legitimately like to see the demo breakdown. Also, what the ratio of spite votes were for each group.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

the winner takes it all

buzza, Sunday, 14 March 2021 05:10 (three years ago) link

Steely Dan vs Kylie

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 09:37 (three years ago) link

Those results. Poor ABBA. So close yet so far

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 14 March 2021 09:55 (three years ago) link

Jeez, I thought ABBA (my vote) would win by a mile...

octobeard, Sunday, 14 March 2021 09:59 (three years ago) link

ILM prefers their divorces Haitian, not Swedish. Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say.

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:14 (three years ago) link

I thought Dan would win by a mile.

Woke For Luck (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:38 (three years ago) link

So quite pleased ABBA got so close.

Woke For Luck (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:39 (three years ago) link

I guess someone needs to do a Fleetwood Mac vs Abba poll to complete the triangle, sometime around 2032.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:55 (three years ago) link

I'd be curious (not so curious as to create a poll) to have a more nuanced breakdown, how many love one and hate the other, love both, etc. Maybe it's anti-popism prejudice, but I think the ABBA voters here are less tolerant of the Dan than the reverse.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:17 (three years ago) link

If this had been 81-82 (when each band effectively ended their initial incarnation), that really would have been something.

(I didn't vote. I'd have tied it, I guess. Oops)

Michael Jones, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:28 (three years ago) link

What Steely Dan songs would be best for a Broadway musical adaptation and what would it be called?

peace, man, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link

I wonder if a single vote was swayed by the existence of Two Against Nature and Everything Must Go: "The Dan are more vital, because they made comeback records in the 00s."

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:57 (three years ago) link

I'd be curious (not so curious as to create a poll) to have a more nuanced breakdown, how many love one and hate the other, love both, etc. Maybe it's anti-popism prejudice, but I think the ABBA voters here are less tolerant of the Dan than the reverse.

Not sure about that. I'm fairly sure however that ABBA polled comfortably more with non-North American voters.

Woke For Luck (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link

What Steely Dan songs would be best for a Broadway musical adaptation and what would it be called?

― peace, man, Sunday, 14 March 2021 12:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Josie or FM would be good songs to base it around, but it would obviously be called Reelin in the Years, wouldn't it

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 14 March 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link

It already came out- “Oh, Hello” on Broadway

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

So… there's at least 165 of us?

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

...and one of us is only waiting for a call

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 14 March 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

I almost didn’t vote but glad I did. helped vanquish the abba beast

calstars, Sunday, 14 March 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

holy shit.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link


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