Things Pantera's Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.) wanted from his passive humbucker pickups

lol choose your weapon isn't supposed to be a poll option

You sure?

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i will always vote for 'beef' regardless of thread

Voted Beef.

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lol I was thinking of that when I answered. just saw that movie early last year

no chug, no cred

Dimebag, in the studio, sits at a mixing desk, half-glasses on, fingers tented in front of him: "I like these sounds but I feel like the guitar tone could have some more Balls"

Engineer, older English man in a white dress shirt: "What if we dialed back the Beef & Crunch while boosting the Overall Smoothness?"

Playback speaker: *sound of a soda can being crumpled*

Dimebag: "Yes, exactly!"

I'm singing "beef and crunch and edge and balls" to the tune of "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll."

‘beef, crunch, edge and balls’ to the tune of ‘gypsies, tramps and thieves’

Biting Treble
Punchy Bass
NO MIDS

Beef and Crunch and Edge and Balls sounds like a lost Oil and Gold-era Shriekback song title

beef, crunch, edge and balls are the names that u2 picked for themselves when they former only the man born david howell evans had the courage to stick with it

You get that warm tone with the distortion mixed in and it has the low end that’s kicking you in the butt while the top end is cutting your face off in the right way, but not ripping your face off.

Beef = Adam Clayton
Crunch = Larry Mullen, Jr
Balls = Paul Hewson

beef, crunch, edge, and balls

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I'm singing "beef and crunch and edge and balls" to the tune of "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll."

― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, June 3, 2021 2:57 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao @ this i love that song so much

lol Neanderthal, I was about to post "it sounds like he wants his pickup to be a Taco Supreme"

beef, crunch, edge, balls
all must be preserved
Shred life displayed forever
no less than he deserved

“We just gave him two of our standard pickups and told him to go fuck himself.”

And when he found out he cut our faces off. But in the right way.

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― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 3, 2021 1:22 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao this thread

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"They got those guitar tones translated onto vinyl first. You know, vinyl and tape. They got that crunch. It was so powerful to hear that chunk. The history of that chunk, I can look back and Randy Rhodes had his own little sound, absolutely that was great." -Phil Anselmo on metallica. Phil is a problematic figure to put it lightly but he's right about the crunch

coincidentally, beef, crunch and balls is what i want out of a trip to Taco Bell

ah shit, i just saw the other Taco Bell jokes above, sorry all

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