SMASH HITS singles 19th of August '82.

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Reviewed by Neil Tennant when he was still working there. I'm not sure if he was the assistant editor at this point but I think he was. He's clearly brought a few of his own import purchases in for this session.

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
LAURA BRANIGAN - GLORIA 9
DURAN DURAN - SAY A PRAYER 6
THE FLIRTS - PASSION 6
FRIDA - I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON 5
BILL NELSON - FLAMING DESIRE 3
FASHION - LOVE SHADOW 3
ROCKERS REVENGE & DONNIE CALVIN - WALKING ON SUNSHINE 2
BILLY IDOL - HOT IN THE CITY 1
JOE JACKSON - BREAKING US IN TWO 1
UK DECAY - RISING FROM THE DREAD 1
SOFT CELL - WHAT! 1
PRIVATE LIVES - MEMORY OF YOUR NAME 1
THE GO-GOS - BEATNIK BEACH 1
HAIRCUT 100 - NOBODY'S FOOL 0
QUEEN - BACKCHAT 0
BOY MEETS GIRL - EMPTY RED 0
THE QUICK - TOUCH 0
MODERN ROMANCE - CHERRY PINK & APPLE BLOSSOM WHITE 0
BIG VIEW - AUGUST GRASS 0
24 HOURS - SIBERIAN SID 0
MARTUMBE - DAYLIGHT 0
POLA HENREID - TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED 0
BLUE RONDO A LA TURK - THE HEAVENS ARE CRYING 0
THE MANAGERS - SHAKE IT UP, SHAKE IT UP 0
THE RAINCOATS - RUNNING AWAY 0


Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:33 (three years ago)

Gloria by some distance imo

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:39 (three years ago)

Several faves here but it has to be The Flirts.

stirmonster, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:59 (three years ago)

I spent too long figuring out why "Vacation" wasn't included in the poll. Damn bifocals. I don't know many of these, but I'm voting for the only one I actually bought as a 45: Frida.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:10 (three years ago)

Branigan's cover of "Gloria" by a mile. one of my favorite songs as a kid and an adult.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:20 (three years ago)

WHY ISN'T ANYBODY CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING?

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:21 (three years ago)

there sure were a lot of covers of 'Runnin' Away' in the 80s - The Raincoats, Paul Haig (also 1982), Tamao Koike (1983), the Colourfield (1987), any others?

soref, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:28 (three years ago)

Came here to rep for the original Umberto Tozzi version of "Gloria" but listening to the Laura Branigan version now it's way better than I remember it. Donna Summeresque for sure. A theoretical connection between the two would be Harold Faltermeyer, who cowrote "Hot Stuff" and produced material by both singers.

I vote for The Flirts though. Did Neil Tennant know Bobby O personally at this point? Evidently they first worked together in late '83 and I vaguely recall the story that Tennant was covering The Police's Synchronicity tour in NYC when he first sought out Bobby O, so maybe "Passion" was simply one of the records that solidified Tennant's fandom.

Josefa, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:39 (three years ago)

can't justify it but voting for Love Shadow, decision perhaps 30-40% due to Amanda Pays being in the video

lemmy incaution (emsworth), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:53 (three years ago)

Neil Tennant otm about Joe Jackson.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:01 (three years ago)

He's really good at these capsule reviews.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:19 (three years ago)

I hadn't heard Private Lives - Memory Of Your Name until today and it's good. Lovely production and I like the vocal.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:25 (three years ago)

he's also right about "Walking On Sunshine"

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:04 (three years ago)

btw it's Matumbi (UK reggae band), not "Martumbe". the correct song title is "In Daylight" - was curious to hear it, but sadly it's not on YouTube, only Discogs mentions it.

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:12 (three years ago)

Bill Nelson is an option? Voting for ole Bill, this period of his is unimpeachable, not overly fussy at all.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:26 (three years ago)

I sent that Matumbe single to you, breastcrawl. send you a webmail through the ilx contact function.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:27 (three years ago)

oh wow, that’s so sweet of you!

(manages to unlock rarely used mail account)

those songs are nice, but they won’t sway my vote

but thanx to this I remembered the Matumbi (yes, it really is Matumb*i*!) song I really liked back in the day - that’s “Point Of View (Squeeze A Little Lovin’)”, from 1979:

this is the 12” version/dub, real groovy stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgJn7HeADHQ

big thank you, jed!

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 08:08 (three years ago)

You are welcome! That track is great, much better than the one from tgis week.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:25 (three years ago)

that Takahashi album review is a travesty. "It's difficult to know why these YMO boys bother making solo albums"? Yeah why not give Sakamoto a call and ask him wtf

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:38 (three years ago)

was interested in hearing that Pola Henreid song but it's a bit sub-Lene Lovich. sounds more like a 70s song than an 80s one?

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:46 (three years ago)

Matumbi was Dennis Bovell's band.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:52 (three years ago)

only thing i really know by matumbi is the theme tune to empire road

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:57 (three years ago)

Alas, my personal charts from 1982 were lost a long time ago, but “Walking On Sunshine” was definitely a number one. Bought on the same day as “Planet Rock” and “The Message” - and what a personal paradigm shift that moment marked - it was initially my favourite of the three, and the first 12” I’d encountered with multiple mixes of the same track. Oddly, it hasn’t retained classic status in the way that the other two records have, but it did absolutely get played to death, with its acappella endlessly recycled in other tunes, so it must have fallen victim to its instant popularity.

The other two big favourites were “Breaking Us In Two” and “Passion”. I loved Night & Day-era Joe Jackson (and have recently been playing 1984’s “You Can’t Get What You Want” a lot), and saw him live around this time… my gaydar was also twanging hard in his direction, although this wasn’t publicly confirmed for several more years.

The first Bobby O production I heard, thanks to two trips to France over the summer where it was a big hit (along with Lime’s “Babe We’re Gonna Love Tonight”), was Roni Griffith’s cowbell-crazy “The Best Part Of Breaking Up”, the second being his own “I’m So Hot For You”. I fell for both tunes so hard, that “Passion” fell rather in their slipstream at the time.

Much as I grew to love it later, I didn’t think much of “Gloria” at the time: too brash and naff and cheesy. But I was still a few months away from discovering the gay scene, where it would doubtless have made more impact in its proper context.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:57 (three years ago)

Some strong choices but voted for Fashion, peak sophisto-pop white funk crossover, which dated very quickly and was then done better by Scritti but have fond memories of this.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:26 (three years ago)

Their album ‘Fabrique’ was recently rereleased but only as an eye wateringly expensive deluxe box set.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:27 (three years ago)

These Smash Hits reviews are an absolute time capsule, it’s amazing how so many of these songs have totally faded into obscurity.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:30 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 11 July 2021 00:01 (three years ago)

Fabrique is a cool album! Love this bside extended instrumental mix thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIoM6S1TY50

brimstead, Sunday, 11 July 2021 00:26 (three years ago)

I love Walking On Sunshine

bovarism, Sunday, 11 July 2021 00:51 (three years ago)

who doesn't? show them?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 July 2021 01:17 (three years ago)

voted Passion JUST ahead of Rockers Revenge

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 11 July 2021 11:25 (three years ago)

As ever, loads of these which I don't know, but no time post-holiday to play them all through, dammit!

mike t-diva, Sunday, 11 July 2021 12:38 (three years ago)

It's funny how Duran Duran have almost no cultural relevance now. I used to be annoyed at the time by how frequently they were on the cover of SH, which seemed like every other week and sometimes it would just be John Taylor on the cover. Even a group like Spandau Ballet who were much less successful seem to be more highly valued.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 11 July 2021 14:28 (three years ago)

I think they still have some cachet. There’s just been a 33 1/3 book on ‘Rio’ published and a bit of buzz anou their new album. Though tbf that may be more for Graham Coxon’s involvement.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 11 July 2021 14:41 (three years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcqiswAZfVPrelbvFs5Swp06ILOWW7Cdc

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 July 2021 15:22 (three years ago)

less complete:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6HwZ0LyLQRY1jn8MTj99MI?si=e4da2fa4c4ee4fa9

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 July 2021 15:26 (three years ago)

I like Duran Duran WAY more than Spandau Ballet.

Save A Prayer intro is all time too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvlyYgSTS0I

stirmonster, Sunday, 11 July 2021 17:30 (three years ago)

i do love the first few Spandau Ballet singles though.

stirmonster, Sunday, 11 July 2021 18:19 (three years ago)

Rockers Revenge, easy

Mark G, Sunday, 11 July 2021 18:45 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 12 July 2021 00:01 (three years ago)

Spent some time listening to this playlist today to the clear joy of my appropriately aged partner. More please

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 00:11 (three years ago)

Got another lined up, forks.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 00:44 (three years ago)

I voted for Memory of your Name, which I had only just heard, because I was sure the Flirts didn't need my vote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 00:46 (three years ago)

That Save a Prayer sampling track stir posted is fantastic.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 00:47 (three years ago)

No one on the thread vouched for Duran and they came second. I guess my idea that they are irrelevant was bollocks, it wouldn't be the first time. I like Save a Prayer. I like Wild Boys and The Chauffeur, too. "sing blue silver" is etched in my mind. It seems profound somehow but isn't at the same time.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 00:57 (three years ago)

"sing blue silver" seems all surface, no feeling, which, I guess, may be quintessential 80s.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 01:00 (three years ago)

what the fuck does that mean, and how is surface not felt?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 July 2021 01:20 (three years ago)

sorry, it's so weird to me we're STILL having these authenticity discussions almost 40 years after synths and Ferry-esque mannerisms fucked everyone

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 July 2021 01:21 (three years ago)

The DD Night Versions are huge faves too.

Growing up just about all my best girl friends were HUGE Duranies. I was in denial for a long time but i think all that exposure eventually seeped in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1DAUuLeEOw

stirmonster, Monday, 12 July 2021 01:22 (three years ago)

No idea why Alfred is being cunty to my comment when he's generally so genial. and how is surface not felt? is my point. wtf, alf?

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 03:40 (three years ago)

The Hot Tracks "Gloria In 3D" remix from 1984 is insane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3Ym9viJ8o

mike t-diva, Monday, 12 July 2021 18:13 (three years ago)

lol, you're not kidding

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 18:58 (three years ago)

jed, do you mind if i do september 82?

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 19:02 (three years ago)

Absolutely dying at "Gloria In 3D" as remixed by Spike Jones, thanks!

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 12 July 2021 19:13 (three years ago)

feel free, forks!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 19:28 (three years ago)

The Hot Tracks "Gloria In 3D" remix from 1984 is insane:

That's absolutely mental.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 12 July 2021 22:58 (three years ago)


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