Worst Abbreviations in the History of Recorded Music

Jefferson Starship - "Rock Music"

Mama said be a doctor son
But a voice said follow the music
Papa said be a lawyer boy
But a voice said follow the mu'

"Mu'?!" Has anybody else ever shortened "music" to "mu" in a song, before or since? No! Because it's bad. BAD!

Any others?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5oHL3zBDg

Lou Reed - "Edgar Allen Poe"

These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next do'

This is me being a children's lit nerd, but it reminds me of Half Magic:

Katharine made a hurried suggestion.
"The thing is, we want her to just mew, the way she used to," she said. "The thing is to think of a word that has 'mew' for half of it."
"I know!" said Jane. And she made a wish. "I wish that Carrie the cat may in future say nothing but the word 'music.'"
"Sick!" said Carrie the cat. "Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick."
She looked sick.