Lyrics that reference Michael Jackson

In Mr Nigga (from Black on Both Sides):

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen, molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Ye at the playoff game, holding hands
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?

... and also in Children's Story (from Black Star):

"Me and you kid we gonna make some cash,
Jackin' old beats and makin' the dash..."
They jacked the beats, money came wit' ease
But son, he couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease
He jacked another and another, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder
Set some R & B over the track for 'Deep Cover'

(One, two, everybody go...)
(Shut it up.)
(Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Honey's sweet, just like you.)

I have all your records.
I have even bought some of them twice
Even though my friends in school
Think I am wrong to find you cool.
I don't care because I know
You care about who writes to you.
I enjoyed the fan club letter,
But an autograph would be better.

MICHAEL!

I have hear about your bleeding,
But I don't believe in reading
All of those rumors can't be true.
I hope I meet a friend like you.
I play Bad until my parents,
They tell me: "Go to sleep and dream it."
Still I play them soft and low.
I sing the words, the ones I know.

JACKSON!

It feels good to be alive!
Bad! Alive!

Michael Jackson make me mad
he make me mad

"He's white, Jim..."

Why don't you like me?

Why don't you like me?

Am I really that bad?

HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD

HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD

"I thing you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!"

"Make me a sandwich."

"I'm moving back to Venice."

"I'll be black."

"He's still white, Jim..."

I hate my mother

I hate my father

I hate my sister

And Jermaine is a negro!

A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

"I thought he looked good -- what happened to you?"

"Please read this pamphlet."

"I'm so BAD!"

You take the monkey, I'll take the llama,

We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi --

Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael --

I'm so confused now --

Who is Diana?

He's oxygenated

His nose is deflated

And he thinks he looks good to you

And he thinks he looks good to you

Talib Kweli in Chaos by Reflection Eternal: You start to hate the man in the mirror like Michael Jackson

Dr. Dre in Puppet Master by DJ Muggs: Dre losin his stack is slim as chances of Michael Jackson gettin' his black fans back

LL Cool J in Rock the Bells: Do you like Michael Jackson? We like Cool J

Erick Sermon in Erick Sermon: I'm bad as Michael Jackson even though he Dangerous

PMD in It's Going Down by EPMD: No lights, no camera, but lots of action / No moonwalkin' backwards kid, like Michael Jackson

Wyclef Jean in Ready or Not by the Fugees: I change faces like Michael Jackson's Thriller

Bizarre in Aint Nuttin' But Music by D12: I got two little boys with me / Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me

Mystikal in Shine: do the Michael Jackson and just act stupid

Tash in Let it Out by tha Alkaholiks: Who's bad? Not Michael Jackson when I asked him

Michael Jackson looks white
Under a bright light
But when the sun goes down he returns to his natural color
Thats why he's able
To stalk his prey at night...

(SATIRE WARNING -- lyrics sung from perspective of white supremacist who also says "even my shites are white")

Culturcide wrote an entire parody of "Someone's Watching Me" (entitled "Michael Jackson") for their _Tacky Souvenirs of Pre-Revolutionary America_ LP.

That can't really count, seeing how MJ wrote it. Matt Greoning has a good laugh at its expense in the commentary track on The Simpsons Season 2 DVD, saying "Who else but Michael Jackson would write that line?"

"spend too much of your life looking for action/
in the end it still fade to white like Michael Jackson"

...it's from one of my more hip-hop numbers called "ElectraTensegrity".

- Ja, "Ain't It Funny"

also, at their really early shows Soul Coughing did a very amusing song called "Michael Jackson"

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen, molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Ye at the playoff game, holding hands
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?

Is this as mind-numbingly stupid as "The Rolling Stones can't rock like Nina Simone" or what???

- I'm sorry, but stuff like this makes me SO mad, argh. Like okay...molestation, marriage...molestation, marriage...yeah, there's no fucking difference between the two. yeck

"give my ladies dick, my young hoes pee-pee/
hits in a row like MJ; "Hee-hee!" (hee-hee! = that mj vocal punctuation thing)

The only "lyric" I remember is that answer phone message (a fake one spoken in a typical Jackson voice) which went "Hello. Michael here. I'm not at home right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you"

'we're rockin the suburbs
just like michael jackson did
we're rockin the suburbs
except he was talented.'

"When I was a very young boy
Michael Jackson played with me.."

"Well Daddy don't you know that things go in cycles,
Witness Bobby Brown is just ampin' like Michael."

American Music Club, I'm In Heaven Now

Crap song, though. Tis a pity, it's one of only two mingers on the album.

hi my name is veronica and i am your number 1 fan and i don't what other people say you are one of the best singer out of the jackson5 and i very much respect that i really love your music it is really cool i hope you get to read this message and rewspond back to me real soon or when you get the chance that is ifv you are not busy.

ps respond to me real soon.

Missy Elliott feat. Ludacris, 'Gossip Folks' - that funny-ass bit about "I don't even care about her being pregnant by Michael Jackson"

Sharko, 'I Went Down' - a strange Belgian singer-songwriter type. The lyrics to this chorus go "I feel my bud echoes and that until my head explodes I feel more myself with your shoes on/That until I'm Michael Jackson/That until I foot my feet off/That until I shake and shiver", according to his website. Make of that what you will.

- Missy Elliott, "Pass that Dutch"

"she got a light-skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson"

- Kanye West, "Slow Jam (Her Favorite Song)"

Where did my illusions go?
I found out Michael Jackson ain't no longer a Negro;
I found he does his moonwalk with mechanical help -
Goebbels used the Big Lie, Jackson used a belt.

Don't think I'll ever be the same:
I found out Johnny isn't Diesel's real name;
I found that half of Hip Hop is just senseless rhyming;
New Kids on the Block weren't really miming.

Chorus:
Imagine how I felt
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt.

There's a question I'd like to pose:
How come God is acting like he's Axl Rose?
How come Public Enemy are from the middle class?
How can Sinead O'Connor shave her head when it's up her arse?

Oh Michael, I believed
The greatest moon walk I'd ever seen;
And then I read in a magazine
It's done with machines.
I can take his plastic surgery;
I can take the manufactured lunacy;
But his nose ain't the only thing that's not for real -
My hero moonwalks on cogs and wheels!

And Wajiha Rais, the only thing I find more unconvincing than your name are your pro-MJ sentiments.

Pop, Pop, Pop (song i wrote fo tom sneddon i hate)
Stop Backing up the cold man,
Leave michael be,
ya'll aint got nouf' sense to know how to stop,
So i'll take my hand to tom and go pop n pop pop

expensive michael I it is not same step by what to begin Ah yes its you return to me is INNOCENT it are anything only it racconte the preese its if scandaleu that I want to slice the throat to them its so absurd, it is unimaginable us your fans us avonsque INNOCENT but people are if jalous that it tont destroys your life and in more all its it is for the money it is not possible it cannot leave quiet people its believable steps auccuper you of your cullote, in any ways we are the michael we support you until A the end of our lives AND LIVE MICHAEL JACKSON THE KING in mourire and I address myself has all the fan of michael there will be a manifaistation has DEBROUKERE came many and one goes his clater I promais it to you and on June 21 there will be a grausse surprised for michael its will be SUPER I love you michael I loved you I love you and I would love you for the lives baby.bbbbbbiiisssssooooooouuuuuussss

"She got a light skinned friend look like michael jackson
She got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson"

Mos Def in Mathematics: I guess Michael Jackson was right, you are not alone

innocent=mj

--Warren Zevon, "Splendid Isolation." I love that lyric.

Gosh that makes me laff.

"They called us and said we're gettin iller
There's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller

Run-DMC "King of Rock"

Not to ruin the joke but there is a surprise Michael Jackson reference in Richard Thompson's topical ditty "Dear Janet Jackson" available for download here:

http://www.richardthompson-music.com/audio/dear_janet.mp3

Also, Tenacious D briefly improvise some revised Michael Jackson lyrics in a self-referential way (grammarians -- is this a proper use of self-referential ...? TenD revise MJ's own lyrics to refer to MJ himself...???) in a recent 'secret' show available here:

http://www.archive.org/audio/etree-details-db.php?id=9087

- Kanye West, "Through The Wire"

you had no self asteem
your face changed like plasticine
you where livin the white mans dream
got you lookin like a fiend

Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
of child molestation accusate
No worries, Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything BUT little boys
Now that's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho.

- Eminem, Just Lose It

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

"Stop Bothering Michael Jackson"

michael you queer you fucking faggot the jackson five raped janet with cubic zirconia, he fucked his own mother, hanging babies of a balcony, YOU COULDA DROPPED THAT!!!

faggot paedophile bitch you sleep wtih pre teens take off their jeans and lick their feceas

thtas just some bts from bille jean 2005 by necro and mr hdye just go listen to the whole bloody song it is awesome

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Michael is the best and he is still the KING OF POP!
so just LEAVE HIM ALONE! Michael jackson is so THRILLING that there is BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR but he is still the MOONWALKER,
he ROCKS MY WORLD, leaves me SPEACHLESS and makes me feel like I am NOT ALONE! all the pathetic rumors about him are untrue! Michael is a gentleman unlike you people who hate Michael! So what if he got so amny plastic surgerys? Didn't Britney Spears? People still like her. So what if he decided to change his appearence or become white? Don't the Whites tan under the sun to become darker? People never say anything to them. Why does everybody has to go after Michael Jackson. He has done so much for the world. He has donated $44 million to poor African kids. His songs conain messages about saving the world. He built a 3000 acre amusement park in which he allows homeless and poor kids to come for free and enjoy. Michael is not BAD. The media and the Press make him soung like he is bad! He wasn't goign to throw his baby out his balcony. He was showing it to his fans outside the building. He loves his kids and he would never do anything like that. So just get on with your lives and stop picking on him!

I heard a punk/hardcore song once which contained the snarled line 'I wanna see that picture they took of Michael Jackson's cock!' Unfortunately I don't know who it was by.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, November 27, 2002 7:51 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

That was Alice Donut.

nas: the smooth criminal on beat breaks/
don't put me in your box if your shit eats tapes

"necro & mr. hyde, "billie jean 2005" to thread, heh heh."

you guys beat me to it

"Third World" by DJ Muggs feat. GZA and RZA:

"Underwater Flow Strikes Like Torpedos
You'll Get Plugged More Than Del Rio
Played Short Like De Vito
Split the fuck up like Mike, Jack, and Tito"

carabao - thap lang

"ao michael jackson khuen pai ao phra narai khuen ma"
(take michael jackson give us back phra narai)

about the controversy surrounding the discovery that an ancient lintel stolen from a thai temple in the 1960's was on display in a chicago museum.