Razzlekhan: "I'm many things: a rapper, an economist, a journalist, a writer, a CEO, and a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty ho"

https://vimeo.com/348396244

Surely the only rapper who can legit claim to have ganked $4.5b.

"Come real far, but don't know where I'm headed"

Prison?

Wow it's hilarious how much this sucks.

Anyway Awkwafina has a Golden Globe and Bo Burnham has multiple Emmys.

This has got to be edited, but it's still hilarious:

idk much about crypto security but this person shouldn’t have been able to steal 4.5 billion dollars of it pic.twitter.com/i86nu7naKK

— jack wagner (@jackdwagner) February 8, 2022

Incredible stuff. I believe, by value, this is the largest heist, ever (assuming they were responsible for the actual heist).

Well, keep in mind it was worth $77m at the time of theft. Also, what I hear is the word "laundering", so whether they had full control over the wallet is yet open, and nobody has yet said that they executed the heist.

The feds did manage to open the wallet so ain't no funds for no rappers now.

Turkish Martha Stert

I like how by modern standards, if you have an investment you call yourself an economist, if you have registered a name you're a CEO, if you post on social media and people read, you're a journalist. I suppose the benchmarks are clearer for ho and rapper.

We wanted this video to give people a taste of what it’s like to have synesthesia, so it kind of feels like an LSD acid trip, and has a bit of the “burning man vibe.” Just like art and fashion of the unfortunately murdered Gianni Versace,

somehow the beat isn't terrible

I don’t know about the rest but she was writing for Forbes since 2017.

Forbes is Livejournal for wannabe business assholes

Which makes how Forbes themselves reported on all this amusing:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidjeans/2022/02/09/heather-morgan-ilya-lichtenstein-bitcoin-seizure/?sh=5e44ccdf1ea2

The following year, she also became a contributor to the ForbesWomen section on Forbes.com, where she posted articles about topics ranging from music to food. In one post, Morgan discussed how she had a speech impediment growing up and was bullied by other students in school.

In that 2019 Forbes post, she hinted at previous legal issues: She wrote that during a business trip to Asia, she received unspecific “legal threats,” learned that her employees were “fudging numbers,” and was bullied by longtime friends. Forbes removed her as a contributor in September 2021 during a routine semiannual review.

I misread that last part initially as 'routine sentimental review.'