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It all started with Cherry Garcia.. then came the unique and tasty Phish Food (Chocolate Ice Cream with Gooey Marshmallow, Caramel Swirl & fish shaped fudge)...

And now One Sweet Whirled, dedicated to the Dave Matthews Band (Caramel & coffee ice creams with marshmallow & caramel swirls & coffee flavored fudge chips), the best flavor in the series yet!

So, get the churns out, ILX0R Dairy LovXors! It's time for a rich, creamy revolution.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Godspeed You Blackberry Waffles!: A mixture of cream and blackberry flavored ice cream filled with layers of toasted waffle chips and real blackberries that ascend and descend and ascend and descend, and... well, you know. ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And You Will Know Us By The Graham Cracker Chocolate Swirl

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 28 November 2002 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

db that was brilliant

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugur Rush: white chocolate ice cream with layers of ice white frosting, crushed peppermint patties, and real puffin bark -- a glacially decadent combination guaranteed to make you sigh alone.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

NWA - straight outta Vermont to yr hood, it's Nilla Wafer Avalance, keepin' it real in a West Coast style with organic milk chocolate ice cream shot through with chocolate double-dipped Vanilla Wafers and bits of fairly traded Vanilla Bean. All proceeds go to the Irv Landrum Defense Fund. Fuck tha Police!

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Until recently, nearly every pint of this legendary ice cream was home-made, using a primitive (and noisy) ice-cream maker. But now Ben & Jerry's is proud to announce its recent acquisition of Minty Goats ice cream. Fresh batches of Minty Goats are being whipped up in our shiny Vermont factories, and we pledge to make the tangy-sweet taste of Minty Goats available in supermarkets across the United States and Canada. Minty Goats: When only the best goats' milk ice cream will do! (Look for the spoons decorating the container!)

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Inturple: a stylish, sanguine sorbet of grapes, blueberries, and plums, fortified with St. John's Wort, to provide a lean frozen confection for introspection and drive to climb out of your well of despair and madness.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Dashbowl Confectional : A light milk flavored ice cream sprinkled with Life cereal, Cheerios, and Frosted Flakes, as part of this complete breakfast. Make it through recess today with less bruises and torn underwear!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Gorky's Zygotic Mint Chip
Hot Hot Fudge
Nurse With Prunes

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Conlon Nancaramel

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Bull Moose Tracks Jackson

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread in a dog's age. DB IST DER GENIUS!

Tangy Young Wafers -- though accused by some of being in incredibly bad taste, this combination of the Goatboy Cheesecake, 28086 Honey and Dr. Graham Cracker Pain flavors brings delight to those willing to brave its bounds.

Lattenegro -- a fierce brand of strong coffee ice cream, this flavor is more than likely to make the consumer feel like they've been anally enjoyed by aggreived Scandinavians. Older batches by some are praised more than newer, but those unfamiliar with this balls-to-the-wall punch aren't likely to notice the difference.

Christina Chocolateria -- seemingly vanilla and plain, one taste of this particular brand of white chocolate ice cream will leave most convinced that it holds nothing back! Willing to practically shake itself in one's face to get attention, it often goes best with extra chocolate fudge on the top, but the discerning dessert fiend will never want to mix it with the unpopular Linda Periwinkle Sherbet.

Nut Found Glory -- all sorts of nuts are packed into this hard-living ice cream for the well-scrubbed punker in all of us. Walnuts, peanuts, almonds, it's nothing but nuttiness time and again, endlessly repackaged and resold to you, the consumer. Those who eat it often find themselves wanting more, others who steer clear can do nothing but mock.

Eminem's M&M's -- by popular demand! Though often derided by many as being an insulting flavor, and by others as not having the truest soul of ice cream's worldwide power and appeals, this variety is, without question, the one to beat in terms of sales figures. The exact placement of the candies throughout the blonde vanilla ice cream is so precise that many accuse the makers of designing everything as some sort of bizarre experiment for the consumer, though the dessert's defenders prefer to say that the ice cream in and of itself knows exactly what it is doing. Currently riding high on the back of the successful "Lose Yourself In Flavor!" promotion.

(I apologize for everything I have written here.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Vanilla Ice cream with Eminems

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you stole my idea! *cries*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 November 2002 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jurassic Chai: take it back to the days of yes y'allin with this fly creamy blend of funky vanilla, spices, and "herbs". Keep the cream real, y'all. Keep it real, keep it real, and be somebody y'all.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(Never has a thread so screamed out "Hi! This is late 2002!")

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Marilyn Mallow
Vanilla Suggs
Stipey Stripe
Boy George Gorge
Toffee Rollins

― yes, Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, we're getting a community effort here.. I'm just dishing them out.

aPHEx tWIx: I want your caramel. I will eat your crunchy wafer cookie. And I would like some milk chocolate ice cream from the milk chocolate ice cream man's wife's tits.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Boards of Caramel
Oreolab
Billy Ray Citris fruit
Cherry-o Totale
Super Furry Kiwi Fruits
Pearpusher
The Sweet-Fruity Column
Norman Cookie Dough
The Tea and Cake

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(this list is all from chat room folks)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dillinger Escape Flan

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Pavemint

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Oreo La Tengo

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Calexicoconut

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

more from the chat folx (jbr, mel, alex, chaki, iceeblend):

Young Marble Fudge
The Black Cherry Procession
Modest Mousse
Thom York Peppermint Patty
Tangerine Dreamsicle
The Free Dessert
Bryan Cherry
Jon Spencer's Blue Rasperry Explosion
Currant 93
Human Lychee
The Sherbert Formerly Known As Quince (Raaaaassberry Sorbet?)
Neutral Milk Caramel
Terence Trent Toffee
Cadbury Rev
Olivia Creme De Control
Butter Finger Satellite
Soy Division
REO Spearmint
The Legendary Pink Bubblegum
Kristin Hershey's Morsels
The Backstreet Boys'NBerry
The Legendary Starburst Cowboy
Fruitgazi
Les Souffle Five
D.I. Go Popsicle

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sebacookiedo

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i meant to include the h

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

More of a Sebacookiedoh

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Almond Tobin
...and the flavored raspberry twisters...
The Sweetls
The Television Persimmonalities
The Pop Fruit
Gang of Fudge
The Monocrunch Set
Steel Pole Bath Tub of Ice Cream
Soy George
His Flavor is Chive
Gastr Del Soy

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

in honor of the goth threads of late, my girlfriend contributes:
Christian Death by Chocolate
Fudge Spirals Downwards

i say:
Acid Mothers Toffee & the Melting Cookie Dough UFOs
Vision Creation Nougat
Boyd Rice presents: Non-Bon

― your null fame (yournullfame), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Apples in Cinnamon

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sisters of Toffee

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

More goth:

Kommunity FKake
.45 Grape

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Moby Grape

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

BauTollHouse

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Vanilla Fudge
Sugar Ray
Cream
Heavy Creme

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Dark Chocolate Psychosis

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Echo and the Hot Cross Bunnymen

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Psychedel-lick Furs

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

of course,

The Spice Whirls

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Leonard Cone

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

US Maple Walnut

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Melt Banana Split

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sundaes

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Cara-mal Deutschland

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Vision Creation Nougat

You stole mine! But I was going to say Vision Creamation Nougat.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Rocky Rhoads

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Almond Brothers.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Red Hot Chili Peppermint
Jandextrose
French Vanilla (Chemical Brothers Remix)

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 28 November 2002 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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Capp'cino Jazz

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

John's Cale
Nenah Strawberry

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 28 November 2002 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Spottieottiedopalicious: Sure, when you take the lid off the carton it stankonias up the place, but the whole world loves this flavor regardless. A red, velvety ice cream with gummy ATLiens, chonky Fire Reds, and a handful of crumblin' 'erbs, it's the bomb, over Baghdad or anywhere else.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 28 November 2002 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Peaches and Cream: rich vanilla mixed with Peaches' actual pubic hair, and in two varieties -- with or without "Gonzalez."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 28 November 2002 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just wrong

― B, Thursday, 28 November 2002 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Eagle-eye cherry.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 28 November 2002 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Butterbrickleglory
The Snivelling Sherbets
Trumans Watermelon Ice
Pear Ubu
Steve Reich Pudding
Traveling Wil-berry

― Douglas, Thursday, 28 November 2002 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Toffeeder: You won't want to "hang around" waiting for this flavour!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 28 November 2002 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

DelgadOcean Spray - cranberry and wine swirl
Caramelle and Sebastian
Pistachio'Jays
Dirtbombes
Rum 'n' Racebannon
Electric Soft 'n' Creamy
Urban Cookie Choc Chip
2Unlimesorbet

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ki-Ween
Prince and Neopolitan Invasion (Litte red raspberry 'n cream.)

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 28 November 2002 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Catnip Power -- share it with your feline friends!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 November 2002 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Marionberry Anderson

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 November 2002 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Grandmaster Caramelle Mel

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haagen Dazs*Belden

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I will not rest until there is Spacemint3 ice cream IF I HAVE TO MAKE IT MYSELF!!!

― kate, Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr. De-mint-o

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You know why this started off as the best thread in forever and ended up a tired bore? People stopped writing and started listing. Even I, a mad, mad listmaker, find this sad and damn-near unconscionable. So let me state right here that I promise not to make anymore lists on ILM for...well, at least for a long, long time.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 29 November 2002 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's a bore because people keep using the same puns ("Hahahaha, '-ment' sounds like 'mint'!"). USE OTHER FLAVORS PLEASE. At least I went the esoteric route, playing on lesser-used terms like "spumoni." I like pun threads but sometimes I wonder if people actually read before they post.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 November 2002 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I killed it.

― Curtis Stephens, Friday, 29 November 2002 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with M.; puns are OK and all, but it was the ad copy that tried to connect the pun to the actual band that made it a fun thread.

The Peaches & Cream blurb was neat-o. Just saying "Fruitgazi", less neat.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 29 November 2002 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Irish Missy - Irish Cream flavour ice cream with Fremme Neppa Vendette mixed in.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 29 November 2002 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Johnny Cashew Fudge Ripple?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 11 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Our Lady Peach.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Monday, 12 May 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Apples in Sorbeto

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 12 May 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

sorbetomagus? (raspberry sorbet with tiny saxophone and guitar shaped cookies and occasional pieces of glass)

― your null fame (yournullfame), Monday, 12 May 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

acid mothers pineapple

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 12 May 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still right about listing vs. writing, btw)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 May 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Vanilla Fudge
Cherry Vanilla
Chocolate Beef Parfait

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 12 May 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Tofutti Column

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 12 May 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Insane Clown Parfait (with or without seltzer)!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 12 May 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

McAlmond and Butter

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 12 May 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Insane Clown Parfait (with or without seltzer)! "

The seltzer better damn well be FAYGO.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 12 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

Durian Durian

― first you get the monkey, then you get the power, then you get the women (hmmmm), Monday, 25 May 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)

young cheezy - cheesecake flava wit super cake put on

― messiahwannabe, Monday, 25 May 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)

not to mention

so icy - dedicated to gucci mane. ice-cream flavored ice cream with chunks of ice and snow in it!

― messiahwannabe, Monday, 25 May 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

"put on.... top"

― messiahwannabe, Monday, 25 May 2009 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

Peaches and Cream: rich vanilla mixed with Peaches' actual pubic hair, and in two varieties -- with or without "Gonzalez."

I am in tears and I only found this through an ilx search that went wrong

― barreras, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 04:41 (seven years ago)

Some valedictorian-level wordplay recorded in this thread

― You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 06:32 (seven years ago)

Delightful. Figures you'd have go that far back in ILX history to find such inspired shenanigans.

WonderFluff
Elvis Pistachio
Red Velvet Underground
Flaming Rose Hips
Limpberry Macaroon 5
Luke Sherbet

― bodacious ignoramus, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)

Limestürzende Nougaten - Sour and sweet "collapse" together in this harsh, uvula-scraping gestalt, custom-built from discarded cocktail limes, nougat factory refuse, and ten pinches of calcium oxide. The ultimate strategy against conventional ice cream!

― geoffreyess, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 01:51 (seven years ago)

nice

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 07:35 (seven years ago)

ParaS'more

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 07:36 (seven years ago)

Janelle Sondáe

― how's life, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:13 (seven years ago)

Scoop Dogg

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:15 (seven years ago)

Hot Choc Chip: Creamy organic vanilla ice cream, sprinkled with dark chocolate chips with a hint of chilli.

― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:35 (seven years ago)

o i forgot we were supposed to be doing tedious bands? or are we not doing that any more

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 13:07 (seven years ago)

Why i love ilx

Kendrick Lamarzipan

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 13:31 (seven years ago)

Fela Kuti Frutti

― brand new universal harvester (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 14:19 (seven years ago)

The S'more on Drugs

― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

FroYo la Tengo
Mangotye
The Sundaes
Nirvanilla
SherBert Jansch
Sorbettie Serveert
Cowboy Chunkies
Fudgegazi
Tsunamint
Marshall Crenshaw Melon
Death Cab for Tutti Frutti

― ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

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