Which songs should David Bowie have covered?

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1. I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man

2. The Seventh Seal

3. Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You

4. Guiding Light (by Television)

5. Viva La Vida

6. my humps

7. Transmission (Joy Division)

4. Guiding Light (by Television)

― birdistheword, Thursday, May 19, 2022 10:51 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This really would be perfect

8. Mountains, Prince

9. I'll believe in anything, Wolf Parade

10. I can't escape myself, The Sound

11. Dazzle, Siouxsie and the Banshees

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The real life Bowie/Verlaine encounter (for 'Kingdom Come' on Scary Monsters) didn't go that well:

Tom Verlaine, who came to the overdub sessions in New York, wrote it. We asked Verlaine if he would like to overdub some guitar and he agreed. He asked if it would be okay to rent some guitar amps. It looked as though Verlaine was a little down on his luck and lugubrious in those days—and maybe he didn’t own a guitar amp. The next day David and I were met with the sight of Tom Verlaine auditioning every guitar amp in New York City. No exaggeration—there were about 30 guitar amps in the studio. He would play the same phrase in one, unplug his guitar and move to the next amp. We talked to him about the part and he said he had some ideas, but he was searching for a good sound. Hours drifted, we had lunch, watched some afternoon television and left Verlaine still auditioning amps at 7 p.m. I don’t think we ever used a note of his playing, if we even recorded him. We never saw him after that day. Again the backing vocals pulled the track into some kind of psycho-Ronettes area.
Tony Visconti
Bowie, Bolan and the Brooklyn Boy

What harm did these songs do to you all that you would subject them to this? Bowie's covers were usually terrible!

Androgynous

Man, you wanna talk terrible, that photo... xp

Eyes without a face

Most of you have taken this thread more seriously than...I intended

all of them

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