Don't want no short dick POLL

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Teeny weenie shriveled little

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Eeny weeny teeny weeny	5
Get the fuck outta here	4
Don't want no don't want no don't want no	3
What in the world is that fucking thing?	3
Uh! Uh! Uh	2
That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life	2
Isn't that cute an extra belly button	1
Other (don't want)	1
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away	1
Shriveled little short dick man	0
Don't want don't want don't want	0
Don't don't don't don't don't don't	0
You need to put your pants back on honey	0
Don't want no short dick man	0

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:10 (three years ago)

ewtw ftw

― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:12 (three years ago)

Agree, though I only know the bowdlerized "Short Short Man" version.

― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:19 (three years ago)

Uh! Uh! Uh

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 30 July 2022 21:40 (three years ago)

hallucinatory tv appearance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qU6t1ZH24

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:00 (three years ago)

for some reason I keep getting Steve Harvey Family Feud reels recommended on social media ...

― sarahell, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:07 (three years ago)

here’s something i can’t find on the internet: dj frenchbloke’s impeccably trashy mashup of groove is in the heart and short dick man

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:08 (three years ago)

the Xuxa appearance is all time. not edited for the kids cos nobody knew what she was saying. well....obviously some people knew and just thought it would be funny.

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 July 2022 23:54 (three years ago)

this is weirdly in my top 100 songs of all time because it's catchy af

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 July 2022 23:55 (three years ago)

when the phrase "get the fuck outta here" pops up in my mind (i.e. every time i witness something stupid etc.) it tends to be exactly the way she says it in this song so i'll vote for that

classic song

― dyl, Saturday, 30 July 2022 23:57 (three years ago)

are the male backup dancers guys whose dick size Gillette has approved of, or are they her backup dancers cos they're short

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:02 (three years ago)

Why isn't it "Get the fuck ou-*turns into laughter*"?

― you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:14 (three years ago)

"Short Short Man" a huge hit at my 7th and 8th grade dances (and "Brick" was the go-to slow dance song - I think the junior high's preferred DJ was having fun).

― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:20 (three years ago)

i was such a prude I really thought the song was talking about height when I heard it, until I saw the Billboard Chart listing one week and saw "Short Dick Man" listed

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:27 (three years ago)

I didn't know it was dick until some time in the 2010s.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 00:43 (three years ago)

I was trying to record a Foo Fighters song and it wasn't coming off right cos it had two guitar parts that were both entirely necessary for it to work so

I did this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUP4zuWhuCo

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 July 2022 02:17 (three years ago)

https://adventuredaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/capsule-lighter.jpg

― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Sunday, 31 July 2022 03:36 (three years ago)

Is Gillette really the best a man can get

― Are U down with the BVM (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 31 July 2022 03:41 (three years ago)

Lol

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 July 2022 03:42 (three years ago)

I definitely liked this song when it came out, but with 2022 hindsight - isn’t it body shaming?

― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 31 July 2022 08:49 (three years ago)

i think short dick, like big dick, is an energy

― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 July 2022 09:01 (three years ago)

as long as you feel a thunder in your heart you’re good

― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 31 July 2022 10:37 (three years ago)

"Short Short Man" more body shaming than "Short Dick Man" IMO

― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:30 (three years ago)

Are we actually debating whether "Short Dick Man" is body shaming?

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:44 (three years ago)

No, I’m happy with Noodle Vague’s response

― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:32 (three years ago)

I wouldn't say I'm very offended by it but I do hold the controversial view that it is in fact mocking men who literally have short dicks.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:59 (three years ago)

just want to mention that i heard the uncensored version playing at a grocery store when i lived in china

― global tetrahedron, Monday, 1 August 2022 18:56 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 4 August 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

going with gtfoh, because it's a good general mantra.

thoroughly enjoyed your cover, neanderthal. kind of a bill callahan vibe.

― ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 4 August 2022 00:50 (three years ago)

I honestly read that as “genital mantra”

― Are U down with the BVM (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 August 2022 01:02 (three years ago)

well i do identify as asexual, so sure why not

― ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 4 August 2022 03:06 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 5 August 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

This song is terrible.

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 5 August 2022 01:48 (three years ago)

^ban

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 August 2022 02:07 (three years ago)

I co-sign Mr. Snrub

― Disarm u with a SMiLE (morrisp), Friday, 5 August 2022 02:50 (three years ago)

one year passes...

TEENY WEENY SHRIVELED LITTLE

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 01:33 (one year ago)

what in the world is that fuckin thing

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 03:50 (one year ago)

once had a big onstage entrance to this song— whole dance number, mussolini poses etc.— as the magistrate in lysistrata, but (supporting noodle vague’s read upthread) in later scenes its literalism was belied by my four-foot blue papier-mâché cock

― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 18 April 2024 04:58 (one year ago)

That Xuxa video is one of the best videos ever

― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:57 (one year ago)

I remember loving “Mr Personality” as a kid but… it doesn’t sound as I remember it at all

― I Love Potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:15 (one year ago)

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