Best gift in Allan Sherman's The Twelve Gifts of Christmas

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And all that other stuff

Option	Votes
a Japanese transistor radio	6
insurance man	2
Pink satin pillow that says "San Diego" with fringe all around it	2
Green polka-dot pajamas	1
Statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be	1
Chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter	1
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not when you get it home	1
Hammered aluminum nutcracker	0
Indoor plastic birdbath	0
Simulated alligator wallet	0
Calendar book with the name of my	0
Pair of teakwood shower clogs	0

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:07 (three years ago)

Goddammit "insurance man" isn't a gift nobody vote for it

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:07 (three years ago)

I only just heard this for the first time yesterday.

Poll Katya’s version next.

― ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:08 (three years ago)

So, that's 11 things

― Mark G, Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:14 (three years ago)

On the 12th day he exchanges all his gifts

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:19 (three years ago)

Voted green polka dot pajamas, those are always useful.

― Lily Dale, Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:18 (three years ago)

Poll Katya’s version next.

How have I missed this.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:30 (three years ago)

my dad used to sing "and a Japanese transistor radio" all the time and until this moment i didn't know why

― Queremos cerveza (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:30 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 24 December 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:01 (three years ago)

Yeah, 'course it is!

― Mark G, Sunday, 25 December 2022 12:23 (three years ago)

eleven months pass...

It's a Nokashuma

― Ghidorah, the three-headed Explorah (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:08 (two years ago)

<3 Alan. Tragic end to his life.

― Gerald McBoing-Boing, Saturday, 23 December 2023 21:30 (two years ago)

Goddammit "insurance man" isn't a gift nobody vote for it

LOL

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 23 December 2023 21:34 (two years ago)

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