Will Yoko Outlive The Beatles?

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Closing date one month from today so that we don't end up with a moot poll.

Yoko Ono: born 2/18/1933, happy upcoming 90th birthday yoko!
Ringo Starr: born 7/7/1940, 82 at time of poll
Paul McCartney: born 6/18/1942, 80 at time of poll

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Yoko will outlive the Beatles	14
Yoko will not outlive the Beatles	11
Yoko will outlive Ringo but not Paul	6
Yoko will outlive Paul but not Ringo	4
Everyone dies at the same time (aka "the nuclear option")	3
All three live forever, eventually tour	3

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:37 (two years ago)

Life expectancy for Japanese women: 87
Life expectancy for British men: 80

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:40 (two years ago)

Yoko brought her walrus
There was magic in the air

― And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:54 (two years ago)

They all seem pretty healthy, long live all three

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:59 (two years ago)

Yoko = 90 in a few days' time, Paul = 80. Even given their different life expectancies, Paul has the edge...

― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:59 (two years ago)

I heard that Yoko can't even leave her home and is not in good shape at all so I don't think she'll be outliving those two guys both of whom were just roller skating at a Stella McCartney show or something the other night

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 6 February 2023 00:26 (two years ago)

Death pools are disgusting

― calstars, Monday, 6 February 2023 00:45 (two years ago)

YEah not a good look.

― And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 February 2023 00:47 (two years ago)

agreed, also Paul is already dead so

― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 6 February 2023 00:48 (two years ago)

LIke I know of one jazz musician that is the performer's home where they all go for the final days but I don't have much to say about it to those who would and try not to even bug people who have more info since I will find out soon enough when it happens. Not sure what I am trying to see except be cool.

― And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 February 2023 00:49 (two years ago)

Ringo will die peacefully in his sleep, Yoko and Paul will die screaming in the back of his taxi

― sanguisug boggy bogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 February 2023 00:53 (two years ago)

Reading this as me wanting any of the above to kick over is projecting; the question is of Yoko outlives the Beatles

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2023 02:46 (two years ago)

also yoko ono music is better than beatles

― CerebralCaustic, Monday, 6 February 2023 02:59 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-l8peTtSxY

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 February 2023 03:06 (two years ago)

Sorry to hear that Yoko isn’t doing that well though

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2023 04:19 (two years ago)

All three live forever, eventually tour

Yokopaulringo, performing Yokokimthurston in its entirety

― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Monday, 6 February 2023 23:43 (two years ago)

Mike Love will outlive all three.

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 03:38 (two years ago)

90 years old today!

― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 18 February 2023 16:03 (two years ago)

She said it best long ago but she couldn't have known it was about the 2020s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A9yNOuMFtE

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 February 2023 16:09 (two years ago)

Where is the 'they will all die' option.

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:04 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 4 March 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

Everyone dies at the same time (aka "the nuclear option")

― z_tbd, Saturday, 4 March 2023 00:08 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 5 March 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

sorry beatles, but you're gonna die

― z_tbd, Sunday, 5 March 2023 00:38 (two years ago)

i just learned she moved out of the Dakota recently to upstate NY

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 5 March 2023 00:42 (two years ago)

four weeks pass...

Putting this here because most current thread of the tonnes w "Beatles" in title:

An hourlong recording of the Beatles performing live in April 1963 has surfaced, making it the earliest known full recording of the band.
The tape was made by 15-year-old John Bloomfield, a student at the Stowe all-boys boarding school in Buckinghamshire. On April 4, 1963, the Beatles performed at the school's theater after one of its students, David Moores, had written to the group's manager, Brian Epstein. To cover the £100 fee, Moores sold tickets to his schoolmates
Read More: Hear an Excerpt From a Newly Surfaced 1963 Beatles Recording | https://ultimateclassicrock.com/beatles-1963-live-recording/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

― dow, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:58 (two years ago)

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