Icky title. Best guitar album to come out in years. Anybody else heard it?
It's Neil Young and Crazy Horse crossed with Built To Spill, except with better guitars.
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 17 August 2023 01:12 (two years ago)
So glad to see someone post about this album! I've thought about it a few times now, but figured it wouldn't get a lot of traction. I've been a fan of Wand (Hanson's main band) all along, but he has really hit a stride in the last few years. If you dig this and haven't yet heard Wand's 2022 live album, Spiders in the Rain, do it right away. I suspect it will hit a similar pleasure center for you if you dig Western Cum.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 02:09 (two years ago)
thanks for posting about this, been suggested to me a few times by Spotify, the album title was not exactly a selling point but I will check it out
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 August 2023 02:38 (two years ago)
title made me think Waffle House menu was getting bizarre in 2023
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 02:53 (two years ago)
aight gonna add this to my playlist!
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 August 2023 03:49 (two years ago)
songwriting reminds me of sheer mag, like thin lizzy worship with some punk energy
i like it but wish the production wasn't so flat / compressed
― budo jeru, Thursday, 17 August 2023 03:57 (two years ago)
add this to "albums you've pointedly ignored..."
been listening to this lately yeah, it's pretty good, i've listened to the first 2 tracks a lot more than the rest
― ciderpress, Thursday, 17 August 2023 04:32 (two years ago)
I really dig this!helluva guitar playerthough as budo mentioned I like it enough that the horrible production bums me out, this record needed to breathe, it's so flat and lifelesswould really like to see them live, assuming he stretches out a bit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 August 2023 13:55 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2z-oSemnQ
― mizzell, Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:31 (two years ago)
would really like to see them live, assuming he stretches out a bit
def check out Spiders in the Rain, the Wand live album, I think that fits the bill really nicely. it's got a 20-minute jam on it.
https://wand.bandcamp.com/album/spiders-in-the-rain
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:33 (two years ago)
totally agree about the production - anemic and overcompressed. strange that this wasn't addressed when the tones themselves seem so lush. if i was capable of riffs this fine i'd want them to be presented in the most appetising way possible!
― Hospital Radio, Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:34 (two years ago)
(also, if a mod could change the title to Cory Hanson, that would be great)
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:37 (two years ago)
thx mizzell! jvc - will check out the wand record
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 August 2023 14:45 (two years ago)
enjoying it but more like Walt Mink and Built to Spill. Play too smart and tight to be Neil Young and Crazy Horse.
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:23 (two years ago)
western cum
― ivy., Thursday, 17 August 2023 16:32 (two years ago)
this sounds like it's probably pretty good and I hate that name more than pretty much anything
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:16 (two years ago)
it is good! and, yes, the name is terrible. if I hadn't already been following him because of Wand, I'm pretty confident I would have ignored it as well.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:18 (two years ago)
His voice does have a reedy Neil Young quality in a few spots, although his singing ain't too strong (I know you gotta work with what you got). Some nice riffage, but songwriting not so much. Agree about the flat production & terrible title.
― You have been verified with your voice (morrisp), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:23 (two years ago)
funniest thread title to get double-posted in a while so maybe the name is good
― ciderpress, Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:27 (two years ago)
chiming in to say i saw Wand live last year and holy shit they were amazing
― alpine static, Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:29 (two years ago)
who cost themselves more sales: this guy w Western Cum or Dry Cleaning's pube soap cover for Stumpwork?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 August 2023 17:47 (two years ago)
Name albumWestern CumTo wash away the sales?
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 August 2023 18:59 (two years ago)
Pretty great album indeed
― nostormo, Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
co-worker: Western Cum in the conference roomILXor: I'd like some of that in my ears!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Kanye West holding an urn>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:19 (two years ago)
He Cums Clouds
(sorry)
― butch wig (diamonddave85), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:55 (two years ago)
bob wills is still the king (of western cum)
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 August 2023 19:57 (two years ago)
Western Cum is a hilarious and excellent title, y'all are just prudes.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:58 (two years ago)
I mean, I literally clicked on this thread because of the title, so maybe I am the ideal audience. I'm western, and I cum.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 August 2023 22:00 (two years ago)
In the spirit of Lefty Jizzell
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Thursday, 17 August 2023 22:03 (two years ago)
I'm "team this is a bad title" but w/e. I will take this opportunity to command you all to listen to Wand's Laughing Matter, an underappreciated album IMO.
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:22 (two years ago)
Great album and great album title IMO.
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:28 (two years ago)
tbh the album art is worse than the title
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 23:09 (two years ago)
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Thursday, August 17, 2023 5:03 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
to my ears it sounds more in tradition of Spank Williams but ymmv
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 23:12 (two years ago)
and maybe a bit of the Sploogin' Bros.
― budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 23:14 (two years ago)
the title does roll off the tongue
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 August 2023 23:56 (two years ago)
Sing it to the tune of “West End Girls”
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 August 2023 00:25 (two years ago)
i like the record, don't really care either way about the title. it does have a bit of the same thing that garcia peoples had for me which is like this is really fun guitar-based rock music with lots of cool riffs and good playing and whatnot, but for lack of a better term the stakes seem incredibly low. there's not much in the way of emotion or aggression or anything like that and i think that holds me back.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 August 2023 00:47 (two years ago)
yeah admit i downloaded it based on the way people were talking about it and i might just delete it, i hate this lol. great name for an album tho
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 August 2023 01:06 (two years ago)
haha based on what i know i would not think this would be to your taste. i can certainly find things to like but he's a bad singer and it's just kinda lightweight.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 August 2023 01:15 (two years ago)
we stern cum
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 19 August 2023 01:35 (two years ago)
I keep seeing this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Cwm
https://sites.google.com/site/emmaslittrips/_/rsrc/1472763571699/himalayas/into-thin-air/expedition-history-of-mount-everest/maps-of-everest-routes-and-deaths/1aerial-routes.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 19 August 2023 02:38 (two years ago)
Minerals, cum deposits daily
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 August 2023 03:02 (two years ago)
dum diddy dumhere i cum
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 August 2023 05:12 (two years ago)
Maybe we can get a mod to update the title to add "(and other Wand related happenings)" or something.
New Wand album announced, out 7/26: https://wand.bandcamp.com/album/vertigo
not sure I dig the AI aspect of the video, but the lead single sounds killer to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-k95sYVVk
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 22:01 (one year ago)
WAND
Join us for the official music video Premiere of "JJ" happening today at 4 PM EST/3 PM CST/1 PM PST:www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUS80Z3-isthere will be q+a!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUS80Z3-is
there will be q+a!
in two hours from now.
― meisenfek, Monday, 17 June 2024 18:00 (one year ago)
Not sure what I think of the new Wand just yet, didn't expect so much of it to be so.... mid-90s Radiohead. It's not bad and I need more time with it, it's just different from what I expected.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 July 2024 19:38 (one year ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWo0UrbTks this new song, Lou Reed, off the new solo Cory Hanson, is very pretty - the melody the most. arrangement is nice as well
― fpsa, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 16:01 (three months ago)
really like this new album. and it has a title that is slightly less embarrassing when i recommend it!
― gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 19 August 2025 16:10 (three months ago)
The Western Cum single he put out after the Western Cum album is the best Western Cum imho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4BN8IbI2ys
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 20:55 (three months ago)
youtube won't let me watch that without signing in so
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 21:05 (three months ago)
just another reason to hate this idiot for calling his record/song something so stupid
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 21:06 (three months ago)
i need to go back to the first record, this new one sounds fucking awesome to me atm
― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Wednesday, 20 August 2025 00:06 (three months ago)
hilarious cover art, enjoyable tune, will definitely check out the album!
― corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 20 August 2025 06:35 (three months ago)
Gotta say that this year’s record has really wormed its way into my brain. Woke up with “Joker” in my head the other day, and now whenever I see Lou Reed’s name, I sing in my head “You were a prince and a fighter….and you were a tai chi master.” it’s kind of an incredible record imho.
― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 December 2025 18:01 (one week ago)
I've been meaning to buy this, since I loved Western Cum. Maybe I'll do it today for Bandcamp Friday.
― o. nate, Friday, 5 December 2025 21:54 (one week ago)
yeah this is one of my absolute fav rock albums of the year
― harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 December 2025 21:57 (one week ago)
It's so good, not Western Cum good, but still good.
― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 December 2025 22:11 (one week ago)
It strikes me as a different direction, so it’s hard to compare them in terms of quality
― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Friday, 5 December 2025 23:15 (one week ago)
(as mentioned above tho, i came around to Western Cum after i heard this one)
oh wow, yeah new one is nice! tbh this is what i want MJ Lenderman to sound like based on how he gets described
― budo jeru, Friday, 5 December 2025 23:20 (one week ago)
man, this record is SENDING me right now. thanks so much for the bump <3
― budo jeru, Friday, 5 December 2025 23:38 (one week ago)
I downloaded this yesterday. It's great, a bit mellower and much less focus on the guitar.
― o. nate, Saturday, 6 December 2025 18:34 (one week ago)
https://coconut-tunnel.bandcamp.com/album/i-love-people-demos
He just put out his I Love People demos on Bandcamp - some lovely versions here! I saw him do two sets in Philly recently (one solo, one with Wand) and couldn't believe he was playing to just like 75 people. He's come leaps and bounds since those early Wand albums.
― GooseberrySprig, Monday, 8 December 2025 17:42 (five days ago)
wish i had known he was here
― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Monday, 8 December 2025 18:09 (five days ago)
same
re: demos, i think changing "I love people who collect works of art" to "I love people, I think they are works of art" was the right move
― budo jeru, Monday, 8 December 2025 18:26 (five days ago)
these sound great tho
the only complaint i have about this record is how abruptly it seems to end. "On the Rocks" feels to me like he is getting a second wind. not sure i can put my finger on why, but it doesn't feel like a closer song to me. the record keeps ending and i think, "that's it?" 37 minutes passes so quickly. but it's ok because i just keep restarting it from the top
― budo jeru, Monday, 8 December 2025 18:55 (five days ago)