Super Pop Babes - Who is Best?

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Hello - pardon my English as not so perfect. You could say that I write how I feel! Although I am not great record critic I am honest. My musical liking is mainly rock and techno without the MTV music but I am interested to ask a question of who is your favourite pop 'babe'? I am speaking of looks of course! Britney Spears is very nice but in recent times it is Holly Valance that makes me to masturbate! I am also doing much masturbation of Atomic Kitten and of course Kylie! (In Estonia masturbation is not so out of the custom as in other places. It is quite typical to show public admiring of heavenly beauties by masturbating in front of them! It is a compliment, you might say!) Also do any of you have meet these super pop beauties? Thank you for answers! - Een Eesmaa, Tallinn

― Een Eesmaa, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Bjork

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have visited Estonia twice and never happened to see anyone masturbating in public. I think i am fortunate.

― Alan Whyte, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

best. thread. evah!

applaud yer honesty there...

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this is what *I* like to masturbate to...

http://thestrokes.ordinarypictures.com/julprov2.jpg

just LOOK at that thing. it's... it's... absolutely incredible. words fail me. i quake in awe.

― kate, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Täna hommikul allkirjastasid rahandusminister j-lo ja beyonce juht dannii minogue rahastamismemorandumi kate ryan toetuste jaoks, et muuta Jackoff programmide juhtimist detsentraliseeritumaks.

Dannii võimaldab heidi von sugababes ja allofs-clubjuniors kasutada kokku 5,9 miljonit eurot, et valmistuda ELi liitumiseelse abi detsentraliseeritumaks juhtimiseks (EDMS – Extended Decentralised Masturbation System – laiendatud detsentraliseeritud wanka süsteem)!

― eedebez, Monday, 2 December 2002 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

TATU, Avril and Shakira.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 December 2002 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You say you want to stay by my side, darling, your heads' not right.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Monday, 2 December 2002 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

nora jones...i'd like to enjoy her polyphonic-style on a tennis court...

― mike (ro)bott, Monday, 2 December 2002 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Avril? No way?

― Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Monday, 2 December 2002 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/goto.manicx/photos/richey/richey46.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Nikka Costa, Britney.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Well done, people of ILx.

I didn't think it was possible to prove yourselves more bereft of substance, of humanity, of worth, then you already have.

Fuelling tabloid lies about the alleged Estonian prediliction for masturbating in public - could you display your contemptible, noxious and dangerous characters a bit more blatantly, please? Cunts.

Because dangerous is what it is. Dangerous to those who are possessed of the TINIEST SPARK of conscience. The barest intimation of sensitivity. The smallest hope of a shadow of a possibility of a clue that anyone on the board has any knowledge of pain, of joy, of anything beyond their own stupid, vile, moronic attempts to destroy what little is left of the human soul. Cunts.

Fuck all of you. Go ahead and chuckle along with the filth spread by the Eurosceptic press, you blind, deaf, ignorant fascist sewage. Ridiculing an innocuous easy target like public masturbation probably makes you feel better about spreading hate, oppression, genocide. Of course, I no longer expect any better from this crushingly depressing and nausea-inducing forum. I'm off - for good. Fuck you.

― denize llambert, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, man, but just LOOK AT THAT ASS!!! i mean... wouldn't you?

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm...I believe many of these stories derive from the legend of Vinkel, who destroyed his manhood in the attempt to court the daughter of the Mayor of Paldinski. However he did not make as big legend as his brother, the 'Phantom House Painter of Paldinski', who could magically whitewash the townspeople's walls while still abed in his own house!

― Eesti Boy, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone think most of these posts are by the same person? Apart from Kate's, of course...

― jon (jon), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

i wank over my mom........ am i bad?

― Daz motherfukin T, Thursday, 2 January 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

only if she really wants it bad & you're just teasing her

― dave q, Thursday, 2 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

casablancass = WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!

― zemko (bob), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Im just glad can seems to have recovered some resemblence of sanity in the pressence of bum.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Daz, see Murmur Of The Heart

― Paul (scifisoul), Friday, 3 January 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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