most wtf line in "The Real Sin Savior", the obscure religious parody of "The Real Slim Shady"

full lyrics for those that got truncated:

May I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please?
Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before, you oughta hope in the Lord, your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more
You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally
If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning, we couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?
And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin it costs you salvation
Ha Ha — Heavenly livin’s above every man, "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy! I'm sick of them ‘born agains’
Walkin' around askin' if you know God — speakin’ of You Know Who, Yeah, but there's no proof though"
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof, but no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth, but can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution
"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish, And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids, and expect them not to question on their own if God exists
Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake by the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?
We ain't shinin' examples, well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists
But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees, then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe
But if you feel a slight chill, I got the anti-freeze, this is not a fantasy, it's important and it's free
I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby, it's a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me
So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation, well, I do -- it affects him and affects you too
You think I give a care of he likes my parodies, half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone stare at me
But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird?
Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers, so you can live in fear for the next 60 years?
This ain't imaginary, better get prepared, the price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets much worse
Little chance they'll put me now on MTV, yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree!
I said now's when they oughta know and John 3:3, it shows the whole world how they need born again to be free
I'm singin' you little girls and boys spoofs -- all you do is ignore me, though I have been sent here to inform you
And there's a million of us just like me you judge like me, we're just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet
You watch Saul in Acts 9:3, you just might see you're just like him, you're not fightin' me
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately, God the Father forgave me from messin' with Satan
So won't you tell Him "Save me," please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you, things you thought about in your head with my religious group
The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all, and I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all
I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it, as sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me
Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny, cause at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried
I'll see the only person in the world I know who’s worthy, he's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst
And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin', and every single person needs a sin savior urgently
You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery, or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much"
Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch", so if you're still waiting please stand up 'cause this wonderful singer's time is eaten up
And it's time to get off your behind and out of the row, come on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know?

for what it is, i mean ... it could be a lot worse

the will smith line was funny but my first lol was america's classrooms

High quality effort, many bangers in here, voted for the second chorus, goes hard

Hell yeah there's more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyFIwMgz1KE

Okay forget the last post, this is the second song everyone needs to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRbywMH7kw

"And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin it costs you salvation"

wtf?

you know, Dr J, the J-man, the Jeezmeister.

somehow they made it less homophobic

the Acts 9:3 bit is clever

Sin Savior sounds like a porn performer name

that would be Sin Savor

actually kind of astonishing how they managed to keep the rhyme structure more or less intact.

especially love "Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers, so you can live in fear for the next 60 years?"

Yeah as far as parodies go, this one had some work put into it

And yet it’s inescapably lame.

Oh wait no wait
We're sinning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-46aGzk5cY

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Happy Eastie

Which was the replacement for the Fred Durst line?

the price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets much worse

I am worried for you because you were able to answer that question

Reminds me of this banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9CZmFyxVwQ

It was the best of lines... it was the Durst of lines...

Musical style and lyrical themes
ApologetiX rewrites secular songs with Christian lyrics to create parodies with Christian messages, and, in the song "We're In A Parody Band," ApologetiX refers to itself as a cross between "Weird Al" Yankovic and Billy Graham.

The band's lyrical content is derived solely from Biblical passages and practices, frequently in a tongue-in-cheek manner. It is also noteworthy that lyrics are often embedded with Scripture references for further exploration of the song's content.

Some of their parodies include:

Song Parody of Original artist
"Lazy Brain" "Crazy Train" Ozzy Osbourne
"Don't Be Fooled" "Don't Be Cruel" Elvis Presley
"Hotel Can't Afford Ya" "Hotel California" Eagles
"Christmasnite" "Kryptonite" 3 Doors Down
"Enter Samson" "Enter Sandman" Metallica
"The Real Sin Savior" "The Real Slim Shady" Eminem
"Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit" "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana
"Bethlehemian Rhapsody" "Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen
"Story of a Squirrel" "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" Nine Days
"More Than a Healing" "More Than a Feeling" Boston
"The Devil Went Down to Jordan" "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" Charlie Daniels Band
"We're Not Goin' to Canaan" "We're Not Gonna Take It" Twisted Sister
"Set Him Free" "Let It Be" The Beatles
"This Is From Paul" "This Is a Call" Foo Fighters
"One More Wall" "Wonderwall" Oasis
"Schoolhouse (for Prophets)" "School's Out" Alice Cooper
"One Night in Bethlehem" "One Night in Bangkok" Murray Head
"Drop Your Knife and Hurry Man" "Rock You Like a Hurricane" Scorpions