Calzino beyond the pale 9

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a pathetic 50 yr old edgelord attempts to make the BEST EVER ilm POLL!!!!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Here Come The Bombs - Gaz Coombes 5
All the Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes - Pete Townsend 4
Touch Me - Gary Glitter 3
Double Up - R. Kelly 2
The Fake Sound of Progress - Lostprophets 0
Stone Alone - Bill Wyman 0
Silver Throat: Bill Cosby Sings - Bill Cosby 0
The Third Woody Allen Album - Woody Allen 0
A Portrait in Song - Rolf Harris 0


vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:52 (two years ago)

turns out the Wurzels have 21 albums

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:52 (two years ago)

that's an impressive harvest

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:56 (two years ago)

Every one a winner.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:57 (two years ago)

xp Wurzels consistently this side of the pale FYI

Tim, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:57 (two years ago)

Unfortunately the Gary Glitter albums are pretty shite, the Glitter Band albums are miles better.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:59 (two years ago)

I don't know why Geldof didn't invite the Wurzels to Band Aid, when you are trying to feed the world you need agricultural specialists not off their bloody faces coke addicts.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:00 (two years ago)

the Gary Glitter album covers are so extremely grotesque and tacky, it's strange trying to imagine them as attractive shiny artefacts to teenagers on the shelves of Woolworths in the 70's.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:08 (two years ago)

Yes, it's some fat sweaty old tart reliving his childhood/ adolescence.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:10 (two years ago)

*worriedly goes to Gaz Coombes Wikipedia page*

nashwan, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:13 (two years ago)

(xp) Oh you mean the actual covers, I thought you meant the dismal 50s/rock and roll covers that pepper these albums.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:14 (two years ago)

xp

just a joke placeholder because I'd completely forgotten about the existence of Jonathan King!

yeah the actual album covers, obv not a lot of thought went into them which is not always a bad thing, apart from in this case.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:20 (two years ago)

Not a lot of thought went onto 5ge albums tbf.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:22 (two years ago)

into the albums, even

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:22 (two years ago)

why you gotta do Gaz like this lol

imago, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:27 (two years ago)

I felt like his new album was not getting enough ilm discussion, so took this rather drastic step.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:33 (two years ago)

it's OK I had only just left Coombes Wiki anyway as per my daily haunts

nashwan, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:35 (two years ago)

I have a paid intern to keep me up to date with his tours, releases and thoughts about politics, football and so on.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:37 (two years ago)

The only good thread.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:46 (two years ago)

Voted Bowie

there's no such thing as a winnable volume war (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 09:58 (two years ago)

aka the teflon dud

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 10:05 (two years ago)

i realise i may have implied the Wurzels belong in this company which they clearly do not, i was just outlining my thought process for my own list poll, i.e. the Wurzels albums + Revolver

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 10:41 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/TZ0KVBS.jpg

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:20 (two years ago)

xp
I'd say pad yours out with some Grumbleweeds but I'm listening to tracks from their 72 psych album In A Teknikolor Dreem and it's ok.

woof, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:21 (two years ago)

i was gonna throw the big Nolans albums in there but i felt like it would dilute the purity

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:25 (two years ago)

also made a distressing gaz search, well done

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:26 (two years ago)

Grumbleweeds vs The Black Abbots Soundclash Dubplate War ought to make the cut tho

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:28 (two years ago)

ok i didn't know the Grumbleweeds had a Nektar tribute act thing going on

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:29 (two years ago)

TS: Nolans v Dooleys would sort the rockist goats from the anti-rockist aheep IMO

Tim, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:34 (two years ago)

sheep, that says

Tim, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:34 (two years ago)

aheeps of sheeps

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:35 (two years ago)

I’d never heard of Lostprophets before, and yikes!

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:37 (two years ago)

now I'm looking at the 81 nolans/lemmy/cozy powell line-up of the Young and Moody Band, this is ok, would vote Nolans.

woof, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:39 (two years ago)

Grumbleweeds vs The Black Abbots Soundclash Dubplate War ought to make the cut tho

Magnus Pyke rids the world of the evil curse of rentaghost

woof, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:42 (two years ago)

Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ". On 27 November, the day after his guilty plea had been accepted by the prosecution, Watkins referred to his sex offences as "mega lolz" in a recorded phone call to a female fan made from HM Prison Parc.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:46 (two years ago)

Townshend for apparently not actually being a pedophile/rapist and "Slit Skirts".

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:25 (two years ago)

Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ". On 27 November, the day after his guilty plea had been accepted by the prosecution, Watkins referred to his sex offences as "mega lolz" in a recorded phone call to a female fan made from HM Prison Parc.

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, August 22, 2023 4:46 AM (two hours ago)

fwiw, there already is a whole ilx thread devoted to this ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:32 (two years ago)

Yeah, should have put that there.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:55 (two years ago)

The only one of these I've heard is "Touch Me', so I suppose I'll have to vote for that >:(

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:57 (two years ago)

no, I mean ... there's more where that came from ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 14:59 (two years ago)

Oh, I thought you were talking about the "Strange Details in Wikipedia" thread where this is not strange, instead rather horrifying

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:17 (two years ago)

There’s the banality of evil and then there’s whatever “mega lolz” is

Grandall Flange (wins), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:50 (two years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:01 (two years ago)


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