2000s Imaginary Jukebox poll

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Getting one more edition in before the weekend. The usual preamble: I made an imaginary jukebox for a few decades that contain 50 "singles" of one artist, or two similar songs or artists; so 100 songs in total. They reflect a mix of my own taste and (American) biases, plus what an average cross-section of people might want to listen to if this was a real jukebox in a bar or something (only popular stuff I can't stand at all was ruled out).

Kanye has been blacklisted from this poll, along with some other musicians I wasn't exactly displeased to rule out. This also includes the first all-ambient single on these lists, which could either be seen as defeating the stated purpose or prove to be a transformative concept.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
RADIOHEAD – Idioteque/RADIOHEAD – Reckoner 3
MISSY ELLIOTT – Get Ur Freak On/MISSY ELLIOTT – Work It 2
SILVER JEWS – Punks in the Beerlight/SMOG – Dress Sexy at My Funeral 2
LIFE WITHOUT BUILDINGS – The Leanover/BELLE & SEBASTIAN – I’m a Cuckoo 2
THE EXPLODING HEARTS – I’m a Pretender/JAY REATARD – My Shadow 1
HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR – Blind/FRIENDLY FIRES – Paris (Aeroplane remix) 1
KYLIE MINOGUE – Can’t Get You Out of My Head/KYLIE MINOGUE – Love at First Sight 1
THE KNIFE – Heartbeats/THE KNIFE – Silent Shout 1
THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS – Letter from an Occupant/SPOON – Everything Hits at Once 1
OUTKAST – B.O.B./OUTKAST – Ms. Jackson 1
RHIANNA feat. JAY Z – Umbrella/CIARA – Promise 1
STARS OF THE LID – Don’t Bother They’re Here/EKKEHARD EHLERS – Plays John Cassavetes 2 1
THREE 6 MAFIA – Stay Fly/UGK feat. OUTKAST – International Players Anthem 1
CLIPSE – Grindin’/MIKE JONES (feat. SLIM THUG & PAUL WALL) – Still Tippin’ 1
SUFJAN STEVENS – Chicago/THE MOUNTAIN GOATS – This Year 1
THE AVALANCHES – Since I Met You/THE AVALANCHES – Frontier Psychiatrist 1
MARY J. BLIGE – Family Affair/BRANDY – What About Us? 1
BURIAL – Archangel/JOY ORBISON – Hyph Mngo 1
NEKO CASE – Deep Red Bells/GILLIAN WELCH – Revelator 1
50 CENT – In Da Club/THE GAME feat. 50 CENT – Hate It Or Love It 0
BEYONCE feat. JAY Z – Crazy in Love/BEYONCE – Love on Top 0
PORTISHEAD – The Rip/GROUPER – Heavy Water/I’d Rather Be Sleeping 0
BAT FOR LASHES – Daniel /ANNIE – Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown Version) 0
AMY WINEHOUSE – Back to Black/LADY GAGA – Bad Romance 0
ROBYN w/ KLEERUP – With Every Heartbeat/JUNIOR BOYS – In the Morning 0
THE WHITE STRIPES – Fell in Love with a Girl/THE WHITE STRIPES – Seven Nation Army 0
AMERIE – 1 Thing/ERYKAH BADU – Honey 0
SONGS: OHIA – Farewell Transmission/WILCO – Impossible Germany 0
THE WALKMEN – The Rat/TV ON THE RADIO – Wolf Like Me 0
BRITNEY SPEARS – Toxic/JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – Cry Me a River 0
USHER feat. LIL JON & LUDACRIS – Yeah!/LIL JON & THE EAST SIDE BOYZ – Get Low 0
AALIYAH – We Need a Resolution /AALIYAH – Rock the Boat 0
BJORK – Pagan Poetry/APHEX TWIN – Avril 14th 0
D’ANGELO – Untitled (How Does It Feel)/THE ROOTS feat. CODY CHESNUTT – The Seed (2.0) 0
M.O.P. – Ante Up/GHOSTFACE KILLAH – Nutmeg 0
DAFT PUNK – One More Time/DAFT PUNK – Digital Love 0
DIZZEE RASCAL – I Luv U/M.I.A. – Paper Planes 0
KELLY CLARKSON – Since U Been Gone/JIMMY EAT WORLD – The Middle 0
EMINEM – Lose Yourself/DR. DRE feat. SNOOP DOGG – The Next Episode 0
JOHNNY CASH – The Man Comes Around/BOB DYLAN – Mississippi 0
FRANZ FERDINAND – Take Me Out/MODEST MOUSE – Float On 0
GORILLAZ – Clint Eastwood/GORILLAZ – Feel Good Inc. 0
JAY Z feat. UGK – Big Pimpin’/JAY Z – 99 Problems 0
BROADCAST – Come On, Let’s Go/BOARDS OF CANADA – In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country 0
THE KILLERS – Mr. Brightside/THE KILLERS – When You Were Young 0
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM – All My Friends/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM – Someone Great 0
MADVILLAIN – All Caps/MF DOOM feat. MR. FANTASTIK – Rapp Snitch Knishes 0
MGMT – Kids/PHOENIX – 1901 0
LIL WAYNE – A Milli/JAY ELECTRONICA – Exhibit C 0
YEAH YEAH YEAHS – Maps/THE STROKES – Last Nite 0


Chris L, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:13 (one year ago)

As usual, a few that didn't make the cut:

THE FIERY FURNACES – Tropical Iceland
THE FALL – Sparta 2XX

DEAD PREZ – Hip-Hop
CANNIBAL OX – Iron Galaxy

TED LEO & THE PHARMACISTS – Me and Mia
SLEATER-KINNEY – Jumpers

SADE – By Your Side
MAXWELL – Pretty Wings

PETER BJORN AND JOHN – Young Folks
CAMERA OBSCURA – French Navy

BLOC PARTY – Banquet
BATTLES – Atlas

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE – No One Knows
MASTADON – Blood and Thunder

ELLIOTT SMITH – Twilight
ROBERT WYATT – Just As You Are

THE DIRTBOMBS – Chains of Love
THE REIGNING SOUND – We Repel Each Other

SHAGGY – It Wasn’t Me
SNOOP DOGG – Drop It Like It’s Hot

THE JUAN MacLEAN – Happy House (Radio Edit)
LINDSTRØM – I Feel Space

Chris L, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:23 (one year ago)

Went with OutKast - Stankonia could very well be my favorite album of that entire decade.

birdistheword, Friday, 8 September 2023 21:15 (one year ago)

Wait, I thought this was easy when I saw Neko/Gillian but then there are the two best LCD Soundsystem songs, Stars of the Lid/Ehlers, Silver Jews/Smog & Portishead/Grouper. Impossible.

Slays two. Found gassed. Thinks of cat. (Chinaski), Friday, 8 September 2023 21:33 (one year ago)

I just realized "Love on Top" is from 2011. Oops. That's what can happen when you sub something last minute. Ironically, it was "Irreplaceable."

Chris L, Friday, 8 September 2023 21:47 (one year ago)

AMERIE – 1 Thing/ERYKAH BADU – Honey
D’ANGELO – Untitled (How Does It Feel)/THE ROOTS feat. CODY CHESNUTT – The Seed (2.0)
RHIANNA feat. JAY Z – Umbrella/CIARA – Promise

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 11 September 2023 14:41 (one year ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 14 September 2023 00:01 (one year ago)

Eric's choices are great. also

Daft Punk - One More Time / Digital Love
Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On / Work It
Bjork - Pagan Poetry / Aphex Twin - Avril 14th
The Knife - Heartbeats / Silent Shout

I'm going with

Burial - Archangel / Joy Orbison - Hyph Mngo, which are two of the greatest tracks of all time

Dan S, Thursday, 14 September 2023 00:24 (one year ago)

Just noticed the Avalanches typo, argh.

Chris L, Thursday, 14 September 2023 15:31 (one year ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 15 September 2023 00:01 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Recording some changes I made for posterity:

BROADCAST – Come On, Let’s Go
BOARDS OF CANADA – Dayvan Cowboy

(changed the BOC song)

EMINEM – Lose Yourself
GNARLS BARKLEY – Crazy

(removed: The Next Episode -- it bugged me it was actually from 1999)

GHOSTFACE KILLAH – Nutmeg
CANNIBAL OX – Iron Galaxy

GROUPER – Heavy Water/I’d Rather Be Sleeping
STARS OF THE LID – A Meaningful Moment Through a Meaningless Process

(removed: Ekkehard Ehlers; changed the Stars of the Lid song)

JIMMY EAT WORLD – The Middle
THE KILLERS – Mr. Brightside

(removed: When You Were Young)

M.O.P. – Ante Up
DEAD PREZ – Hip-Hop

PORTISHEAD – The Rip
BAT FOR LASHES – Daniel

RHIANNA feat. JAY Z – Umbrella
LADY GAGA – Bad Romance

(removed: Ciara - Promise)

BRITNEY SPEARS – Toxic
CIARA feat. LUDACRIS – Oh

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – Cry Me a River
KELLY CLARKSON – Since U Been Gone

AMY WINEHOUSE – Back to Black
CAT POWER – The Greatest

Chris L, Friday, 2 February 2024 02:51 (one year ago)


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