Shakira: She really can't dance can she?

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In terms of outside the realm of Jackson-Abdulesque choreography, Shakira really moves goofy. She looks like a spazz.
Who else is a bad dancer, in the sense of how you might see them bust a nut in a club?

― Wayne Kerflavel, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

neither madonna nor kylie can dance for shit.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

????

This may be the most perplexing thing I've seen in a while. OF COURSE Shakira can dance! If I saw her doing her belly-dance shake-yer-hips-like-yer-posessed thing in a club, I'd go crazy.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Stipe, anyone?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ian curtis owns this thread.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira's dance in the Suerte video = AMAZING.

especially the rolling around in mud bit.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira : not dancing :: Les Claypool : not playing bass

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

~"Who else is a bad dancer, in the sense of how you might see them bust a nut in a club?"~

As for this part of your query...

David Byrne!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

COME ON!

I've seen drunk horses moves more gracefully (really, I have, I grew up in Montana). Shakira is so-o-o Michael Stipe.

― Wayne K., Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you dissing the skippy dance?
Are. You. Dissing. The. Skippy. Dance?

ARE YOU DISSING THE SKIPPY DANCE?

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

neither madonna nor kylie can dance for shit.

Madonna's jazzercizish dancing in the "Lucky Star" video is grate. And I like Kylie's arm-swings in "Love at First Sight."

Britney can't dance.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna can (could?) slink quite well, and slinking > dancing.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"love at first sight" is *exactly* what i was thinking of when i posted that kylie couldn't dance.

slinking doesn't > dancing.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You're high. She's quite a capable dancer, but you're right about the robot dance....that's just dumb.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, well '>' means 'is greater than', so your sentence doesn't make sense grammatically, so nyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, i misunderstood.

slinking is DEFINITELY not > dancing.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

alex in nyc, are you calling *me* high for pointing out that kylie can't dance or referring to another post? coz if it's me then i actually think the robot dance is alright...and that's a different song. if it's someone else, ignore this post.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if what she's doing is dancing, but it BLOWS MY MIND. Oh, Shakira, underneath my clothes there's your territory! Yow!

And I never felt that way about Michael Stipe. Even when REM was my favorite band for a decade.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

People who think Shakira can't dance don't like hips. Proven by science.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Blondie can't dance, Shakira can

Jan

― jahsonic, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira can rival Beyonce in the jelly-shaking, thats enough

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread does not yet contain the phrase 'ass dance'

― Josh (Josh), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me... urrrrggghhhh... ::fights with self:: must... not... post... about... AAARGGGHGHGGHHHGGH!!!

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i want ricky martin to teach julian casablancas how to do the ass dance. there i said it. shake yer bon-bon, baby, don't just stand there clutching the mic like a drowned rat. be proud of your spanish heritage! DO THE ASS DANCE!!!

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i want ricky martin to teach julian casablancas how to do the ass dance.

There's a plot-twist for your slash fic, Kate!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"alex in nyc, are you calling *me* high for pointing out that kylie can't dance ....."

Relax Michael...I was answering the thread in general, not your comment. I really can't remember if Kylie can dance or not, as I'm usually put off by her equine mug. I'd gladly watch Shakira dance all day long, though (so long as I could turn the volume off).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, yeah... right after i finish this pie-eating competition between julian and robbie williams...

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

No one here remembers that Genesis, specifically Phil Collins, can't dance? He can't talk either. The only thing about him is the way that he walks.

Who knows.

Shakira can dance. She can sing bilingually too, and that's hot. I don't know if Kylie can dance, but from her spread in Stuff I'd be willing to let her try. Madonna can carry it elsewhere. And I think I may be one of only seven people on this earth who thinks Britney Spears is not attractive, but that's another story.

― slack, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Bald people (Michael Stipe, the guy from Midnight Oil, the guy from Live, Sinead O'Connor, Right Said Fred) can't dance. Shakira is not bald. She can even dance with a candelabra on her head (so you know only her hips are moving)! But she DID trip over a stair and fall on her face halfway through singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady" at Madison Square Garden two weeks ago. It only made me love her more, of course.

― chuck e., Tuesday, 3 December 2002 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna used to be able to dance in a 'head shoulders knees and toes' kinda way, now she fuckin' frugs like a Thriller reject. young girls should not be forced to frug in their bedrooms with their friends.

Sophie E-B has stopped being filmed from the waist down in her videos. she's hiding something. but then, name a posh girl who can dance?

― nebbesh (nebbesh), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bald people (Michael Stipe, the guy from Midnight Oil, the guy from Live, Sinead O'Connor, Right Said Fred) can't dance."

Balderdash! Ever see "the King & I"? Yul Bryner was bald and could dance his royal Siamese ass off!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Relax Michael...I was answering the thread in general, not your comment.

sorry, alex. i wasn't mad atcha! i was letting the board know that i think the robot dancing is o.k.

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to quote, errrr, Page Six, but for the record anyone you dances out of her clothes CAN dance.

HIP-shaking pop tart Shakira was busting out all over Monday night. During her concert at a Miami arena, Shakira shook her tush so hard during her song "Fool" that her leather pants split. "She finished the song and then ran off the stage," our spy said. Although she quickly returned with her caboose covered, Shakira wasn't done flashing her fans. At the post-concert party at Ibiza, she caused a "near riot" when her breast popped out of her shirt as she danced atop a booth. "The crowd went crazy," our spy said. "The fire marshals were called and a police escort had to get Shakira out of there."

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 4 December 2002 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, Shakira and Angelo "Dr. Madd Vibe" Moore (aka singer from Fishbone) have something in common...they both lose control of themselves onstage in such a way that their clothes just "come off". The diff, though, is that Angelo doesn't go backstage to put more clothes on.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

shakira is a great dancer. do you guys know how hard it is to belly-dance? it's really hard. i've been trying to copy her dancing and i've successfully completed her entire routines. you guys are stupid if you don't think that shakira can dance. :(

― cynthia picahrdo, Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

i think you are mistaking Shakira for britney spears, love... Shakira is the best dancer to grace the worlds stages!!

― BabyHugs, Monday, 17 April 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha my reaction to this thread title has not changed in the intervening years one bit.

― Dan ("I'm From Montana" HAHAHAHAHA) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Man, no animated gifs anywhere on this thread. DUD.

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

she kind of makes me laugh when she dances. is that the point?

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

To the guy who said he doesn't find Britney Spears attractive.....

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Her dimwitted personality only makes her that much uglier!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

shakira is a great dancer... I can belly dance too :) you cant learn it though you have to have the muscles in your stomach to be able to do it

― yayaya, Sunday, 23 April 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

... She can't dance.
All she is just belly-dancing, and not quite well. Except that one robot thing I saw her do. o.o
And her newest video(that I saw)--Hips Don't Lie.
She didn't dance that much at all.
And when she did, she danced horribly. >.<

― OmgzIshMe, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

My g/f and I always argue about this. I say she can dance (bellydance), she says she can't.

― registered ratty (registered ratty), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Shakira can dance (only belly dnace and she can't sing neither . She nothing but a bitch who does bellydancing and think she the best at it .

― kasey Dawn, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

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