Your favorite line in Bob Guccione Jr's paean to Killer Mike's "Michael"

Gear was launched and published in the United Kingdom devoted chiefly to revealing pictorials of popular singers, B-movie actresses, and models, along with articles on gadgets, cars, fashion, guy tales of sex, and sports.

oh cool he dated ann coulter

(These would be good visits.)

That's good, good time travel visits are good.

When you got time travel visits like Curtis Mayfield in them, you can’t lose

“Curtis Mayfi”

this is so audibly dictated and transcribed

Honestly I feel like the "SPIN Staff" part of this is even worse than the Guccione part

Every time I think, "Hm, I should write for SPIN again..." they shit the bed.

From the moment he debuted many of the songs at Stubb’s during SXSW, it was impossible not to notice the care, passion, rawness and brutal honesty within the rapper’s lyrics.

Like the use of "within" here alone is a bigger crime than anything Lil B-Gooch wrote.

This thing was so bad I remain unconvinced that it wasn’t some kind of troll

"sensitive sensibilities"

I've gotta get around to reading that one.

He gets meaner from there. Deliciously.

Mike has several messages on this album. Webster's defines "message" as

the most depressing part is that this blurb is intended as a justification for the album being Spin's best of the year (since I guess that decision is now made according to Guccione's personal preference without even any pretense of it being an editorial consensus).

oh wait, I missed the word "we" in the preface. still.

Write in for "my (simple if not humble) opinion."

I regret not putting that and "sensitive sensibilities" as poll options

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not a single vote for "Michael is for Killer Mike's given name", damn

Still reeling from that news, tbh

follow up album, 'songs for singers & saints', is available for free until tomorrow.

lol thread to bump

yeah, i realised after i posted.
i just searched for killer mike/michael, and this thread popped up ..
hey ho, tis done now.
new album is good.