ILX "Cribs"

2 bedroom, 1 bath condo.

Heres my kitchen, white walls and shitty formica cabinets. In my fridge we have salsa, milk, jello, assorted condiments and beer. In the lazy susan we have 35 different kinds of tea. Heres my coffee/espresso machine and food processor.

Ahhh, the living area. Here we have a dining room table covered in bills and my two cats, Maggie and Fritz. Over here we have my entertainment center, with a dvd player, 27 inch Wal-Mart TV and my Sony 50 disk jukebox. Heres some pictures of my wedding and my friends. Oh, heres my dog George. Good boy. Every person should have this a dvd copy of "scarface", no I'm not a gangster.

Heres the bathroom, its pink and there is nothing here.

The guest room, has my computer and my cd collection taking up one wall. Look a copy of "Teddy Pendergrass: Greatest Hits" this is for getting it on. Guest bed, has flannel sheets on it for the winter.

OOOOO heres where all the magic happens, the master bedroom. King size bed, flannel sheets, down comforter. Dirty clothes in the basket on the floor. Heres where I keep my earplugs, so I don't have to hear my wife snore. Heres my "preppy closet".

Now lets go outside and look at my cars. Heres my 1998 Nissan Sentra, missing one of its 20 inch dubs. Its dented and covered in birdshit and salt. Heres my wifes car, a 1997 Geo Tracker. Its gay.

Thanks for checking out my crib. Now buy me a new house!

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