worst rap lyrics in Joey Lawrence's "Nothing My Love Can't Fix"

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figure we need laughs in these dark times. anyway I still unironically love this song but lol at the rap part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_3-XrmtaeQ

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Philly zoo to be exact/and, hey, Philly's my origin as a matter of fact/But let's get back to the subject at hand/Baby, 11
Like a basketball player 3
'Cause our love has gotta shine through/And baby, you got to see it too/That we were meant girl me and you/But lately y 2
Other 1
All I gotta say is baby, baby/I love you in every way, cause lady/Ya gotta get away with me/Ya gotta get away with me t 0
When I look at you, girl/my heart goes right into a whirl/and all I gotta say about the situation/Oh, oh, oh, yeah 0


Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2024 17:16 (one month ago) link

the full, non-truncated lyrics:

All I gotta say is baby, baby/I love you in every way, cause lady/Ya gotta get away with me/Ya gotta get away with me today
'Cause our love has gotta shine through/And baby, you got to see it too/That we were meant girl me and you/But lately you been acting like I smell like a zoo
Philly zoo to be exact/and, hey, Philly's my origin as a matter of fact/But let's get back to the subject at hand/Baby, baby, baby, oh, you is back in demand
When I look at you, girl/my heart goes right into a whirl/and all I gotta say about the situation/Oh, oh, oh, yeah

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2024 17:16 (one month ago) link

Happy Birthday to you/
You smell like a zoo/
You look like a monkey/
And you act like one too

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 November 2024 18:27 (one month ago) link

good chorus!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2024 18:39 (one month ago) link

This takes a turn

DJP, Monday, 11 November 2024 19:31 (one month ago) link

Just glad he copped out with the ohhhhhhh yea instead of rhyming situation with masturbation

Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2024 19:36 (one month ago) link

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System, Friday, 15 November 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

Good God this is horrible. LOL 90s.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 15 November 2024 00:17 (one month ago) link

Philly zoo to be exact/and, hey, Philly's my origin as a matter of fact

This is one of the worst lyrics of all-time.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 15 November 2024 00:19 (one month ago) link

I like how he admonishes himself to stay on topic afterwards

Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 November 2024 01:37 (one month ago) link

Xp in my neck o the woods it went

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too

henry s, Friday, 15 November 2024 04:20 (one month ago) link

coinflip between the second and third where he completely goes off the rails

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 15 November 2024 05:45 (one month ago) link

Also this video is just a magnificent time capsule (musically, sartorially) of the Poppy Bush Interzone

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 15 November 2024 15:57 (one month ago) link

Every fibre of my being wanted to respond with "but she had to improvise those lyrics in real time, and she was being distracted by Tony Slattery". And then I re-read the title again and felt old.

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 15 November 2024 18:18 (one month ago) link

i got that reference!

Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 November 2024 18:24 (one month ago) link

Me too

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 15 November 2024 18:48 (one month ago) link

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System, Saturday, 16 November 2024 00:01 (one month ago) link

Proud of ILX

Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 November 2024 01:07 (one month ago) link


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