Coachella 2025

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The Go Go's, Misfits and Kraftwerk. Beth Gibbons but not Portishead?

Saw some meme that said your real age is 70 minus the number of acts you know on the Coachella poster.

LA Philharmonic backing the Misfits or GTFO

misfits being in the misfits font is killing me

how many phonecalls & emails did that take

Beth Gibbons but not Portishead?

Beth Gibbons put out a new album one month after the last Coachella. Portishead put out a new album one hundred and ninety-two months before the last Coachella.

do we want Travis Scott designing anything after, y'know

Saw some meme that said your real age is 70 minus the number of acts you know on the Coachella poster.

― Josh in Chicago,

Hilariously, this is 100% correct for me. I know 18 of the acts and I'm 52.

makes me 21. depends if that is 'know' or 'heard of' though.

I think I took almost 10 years off! My wife gained 10 years, lol.

By that metric, I'm 36. I wish.

i’m 27 (actually 37… but i do really feel like i’m 27 still just without quite as much of the mental illness)

Hmm, 32? Or 31, if you count that i saw the poster yesterday and looked up HorsegiirL bc I was confused if the band had run into copyright issues and learned that it was this instead.

http://www.youtube.com/VUFr92i5jkA

Oh maybe I fucked up the formatting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUFr92i5jkA

Oh ha, I read the poster too quickly and thought it was the band, so I guess I'm 37 now.

It’s an actual horse girl?

HorsegiirL hides her identity behind a chestnut-coloured horse head mask;[1] Daniel Rodgers of Vogue wrote in November 2023 of being shackled by an "NDNeigh" to not ask "serious, journalistic questions about [her] provenance [or] distinct biological make-up", but noted that she was Berlin-based and that she had described herself as "half-horse, half-human".[2] She told i-D in September 2023 that she uses the real name "Stella Stallion", grew up on "Sunshine Farms", and had gone from "making up my own melodies in my head when I was a young foal" to being "discovered by Whitney Horston at a harvest fest" as a teenager,[1] and she told Rodgers that she had "been famous for a while" and that she had listened to the likes of Crazy Frog and Hampton the Hamster growing up.[2] In addition, a February 2024 ABC News article described her as a "Black woman/horse/DJ", and of Mustang and Haflinger descent on her equine side.[3]

That time there were two Horsegirls

Mmm I know 49 of those acts. Leaves me at 21.

Do you get years added on if you had to squint real hard to read the smallest print names?

Mmm I know 49 of those acts. Leaves me at 21.

we are both so down with the youth. ;-)

Do you get years added on if you had to squint real hard to read the smallest print names?

ha ha!

counted 31 artists i know on friday, i might wind up negative years-old

Ha, I mixed up the Horsegirls, too! So I guess I just lost nine years, not 10.

sweet, i'm 21 again

didn’t quite go negative, but i am 6

21 here too, counting as "have heard with my ears" vs 'am familiar with' or 'have seen the name'

I got my actual age.

counting as "have heard with my ears" vs 'am familiar with' or 'have seen the name' i have now aged to 27.

If we go by band’s seen then I'm 69. :-)

Green Day is the only one I have seen and do feel old seeing this year's lineup.

48 years old
"have heard with my ears" 35
Coachella age: 13

Can we find someone who knows more than 70 acts?

59 years old
Coachella age: 41
I've seen 7 of the acts on this bill already

43
Coachella age - 29
Pretty sure I've heard all of them at least once

Surprised Shaboozey is only third row font