Who should have skits on their album?

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And what would they be?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Wilco.

― hstencil, Friday, 6 December 2002 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Belle & Sebastian:

Sarah: Stuart?
Stuart: Yes?
Sarah: Umm... your shoelace is undone.
Stuart: Och, so it is! Hahaha!

*giggles all round*

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigur Ros, they should do skits like Snoop Dogg.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am trying to come up with a Wilco skit but am just grasping air...

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

seeing their (ooful) movie will dispel this idea.

(I'm trying to think of an actual answer instead of an ooh-white-boy-serioso band joke "fugazi haha" kinda thing)

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigur Ros:

Jonsi: See the flower.
Other Sigur Ros bloke: It is beautiful.
Jonsi: See the tree.
Other Sigur Ros bloke: It is beautiful.
Jonsi: See the whales.
OSRB: They also are beatiful.
Jonsi: See the clouds.
OSRB: They are beautiful, but also not.
Jonsi: Certainly.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The New Pornographers:

Carl Newman: OK, OK, and now, now, ladies and gentlemen, we present, for your entertainment... drumroll, please!
(one of them makes a trumpet noise)
CN: MISS NEKO CASE!
Neko Case: *burp*
(general laughter)

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 6 December 2002 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sigur Ros skit should take place in a bathtub, in acoredance with the Snoop request:

"See deez nutz? They are beautiful."

― original bgm, Friday, 6 December 2002 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sigur Ros skit should take place in a bathtub, in accordance with the Snoop request:

"See deez nutz? They are beautiful."

― original bgm, Friday, 6 December 2002 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

All artists should be barred from doing skits unless their names are "Prince Paul".

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 December 2002 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dischord releases should have more "thank you for purchasing this hardcore product" type interludes, as should other bands / labels. Like, perhaps Messhugah (sic) could have someone in the Death Metal voice say, "Thank you for purchasing this dark / speed / whatever metal product. We hope it brings you countless hours of BLEARRRRRRRRRRRRGHDFJRLAJRLKSJDKLDJLKJKL!!!"

And I am always up for pre/post-song studio shenanigans (cf. "I SAID YOU FUCKING DIE!" / "...and he was into field hockey players..."). Sticking 10+ minutes of vaguely humorous answering machine hoohah at the end of the CD AFTER 10+ minutes of silence (cf. Tsunami's _Deep End_) is quite heinous.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 6 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd listen to a Sigur Ros skit if it was also in "Hopelandish".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 6 December 2002 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Like, perhaps Messhugah (sic) could have someone in the Death Metal voice say, "Thank you for purchasing this dark / speed / whatever metal product. We hope it brings you countless hours of BLEARRRRRRRRRRRRGHDFJRLAJRLKSJDKLDJLKJKL!!!"

Dude. you need to find some live death metal albums. I love when they introduce songs in the death metal voice! "We are Cryptic Coroner. ROT IN HELL!!!"

― original bgm, Friday, 6 December 2002 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is another Merzbow exclusive..."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 6 December 2002 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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