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What do you folks shag to

― Jake, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I prefer not having any music on so I can hum along to my own exquisite moaning.

― Stevie Nixed, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I find the shag to be best done to the authentic period sounds of Bobby Comstock, Johnny Rivers,et cetera.

― d.zarakov, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Bwah hah hah hah hah!

Him: Pulp

Me: anything that's *NOT* Pulp

No, really, depends on the mood. Could be anything from Raw Power to SciFi Lullabies to Bowery Electric. Yo La Tengo is good for snuggles, too. :-)

Question: what would you really NOT like to shag to?

Nick Cave is *really* kind of a mood killer...

― masonic boom, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Chris Morris's Blue Jam album is always fun, especially track 7 because you can join in.

― Nik, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

You know, Kate, before I even saw who wrote that message, I knew it was you. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Merzbow - it blocks out the sound for people living nextdoor. I discovered the ultimate mood killer by accident - I was for some reason enjoying the first Limp Bizkit record, when she came over, and I didn't have time to turn it off. Here's a question - does anybody stop in the middle to put on / turn off / change music? Or is this inappropriate?

To seriously answer the question, dub is actually pretty good. Anything with a lot of bass.

― Dave M., Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Which Merzbow, Dave? Music For Bondage Performance, perhaps?

― Sean Carruthers, Monday, 28 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Histoire de Melody Nelson", obviously.

My next project is to try sofa preliminaries in precisely 8 minutes 13 seconds of "I Feel Love" followed by 16:47 of "Love to Love You Baby" on the bed. Seems way more than enough to wrap it up decently.

Merzbow is a singular pick... My mate Martin shags to Gorgoroth. Or Gehenna. Or Nightwish at the very least if the girl is rather too impressionable. It should be noted, obviously.

― Simon, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Metallica

― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

He means Merzbox, surely: the only item that can match his stamina. Hence the question about the etiquette of changing the CD. Of course even 50 changes can be woven into a Real Merzman's marathon technique.

― mark s, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Dead Can Dance is pretty cool for that purpose.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I had one paartner who would only shag me if we had the natural Born Kilelrs soundtrack on. Tom Waiets early stuff on a rainy morning in Buenos Aires was nice and melancholy, ass good fucks often are, and I did go down to a porno soundtrack once - name/artist escapes me for all the right reasons.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Dude... In A Gadda Da Vida... Dude...

― JM, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Recently, Tummy Touch compilations- Tim 'Love' Lee. That's what it's made for. Has anyone else seen the pull-out board game - it's similar to Twister, guaranteed to break the ice at parties, but apart from sex, that's all their Latino House is good for.

― K-reg, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Ass good fucks often are... melancholy."

Well that's how I'd feel too, knowing my time in ass-good-fucking Buenos Aires was short.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

and another way to misinterpret that...

"yes, good fucks often are of the ass variety, melancholy though they may be."

ask a silly question...

― fred solinger, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"The Nashville Sound: Country Variations"

Try it!

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

ive actually listened to your posts via koolass software as i iz bohnin' - one day i hope to make it to the end of a DJ Martian infoblitz wivout shooting milky ropes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― bludseed, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

― ethan, Tuesday, 29 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)


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