People you'd like to see kick Axl Rose's ass....

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on prime time television...

― maria b (maria b), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Elton John

― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Malcolm In The Middle.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven Hawking

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy Hoffa. Even if it was pay-per-view.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Keiji Mutoh. (IMPORTANT: He must, at one point, use the DEADLY BLINDING GREEN MIST. Also the SHINING WIZARD.)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

All the people at the Friday night show he burned by not showing up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Merzbow.

― hstencil, Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, oops, shit.

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

a side note: got the new venus mag in the mail yesterday. there is a picture of this girl, who was asked the question "what's the most important advice you've ever received?"

"my dad told me to live and let live, and axl rose told me to live and let die"

i thought this was pretty funny, although i guess it's probably true

― ron (ron), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Krist Novoselic - because, theoretically at least, the difference in height would make for a spectacularly lovely beating

Scissorman - specifically for that silly mess of a 'hairdo' of late

― t\'\'t (t''t), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sting

― bahtology, Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

his parents

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy Dick.

― scottstreat (scottstreat), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Liam Gallagher.
I might actually start reading the papers then.

― meirion john lewis (mei), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan St. Jaques.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Stephanie Seymour

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Buckethead

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

or the crowd at the First Union Center last night.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Axl rose should never ever have his ass kicked !

― Ashley Young, Monday, 9 December 2002 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Euroboy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Tyne Daly

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

dr. john from the blow monkeys

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Taylor Dayne

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaz Coleman

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see Axl Rose and his current incarnation of G'N'R take on Slash, Duff, Izzy and the other members of the classic lineup in a steel-cage death match. Last man standing, even if he's a former Replacement, holds all rights to the lucrative name.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Robocop.

― original bgm, Monday, 9 December 2002 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'd like to see Axl Rose and his current incarnation of G'N'R take on Slash, Duff, Izzy and the other members of the classic lineup in a steel-cage death match. Last man standing, even if he's a former Replacement, holds all rights to the lucrative name.
Now, if you were to use the corpses of the Gallagher brothers as weapons in this theoretical cage match, I'd gladly pay as much as $30 to see it on pay per view!

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

OKay, whoever said Taylor Dayne is righteous and not to be argued with. That's the answer - Taylor Dayne.

― maria b (maria b), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

brad delp

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

interestingly, I don't wanna see anybody kick Axl Rose's ass. And yet I want someone to kick Moby's (Eminem got me ALL giggly with excitement at the MTV Music Awards) - or at least give him a gooood scare. I know that's not fair, so maybe I just need help...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney Love!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

~~Isaac Hayes~~ TRUCK TURNER!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There's an Axl in a bar with busted head and broken jaw, who hit that dude? TRUCK TURNER

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I wrote a lengthier post that you're not going to read, but Axl Rose is the sexiest pop star of all time for me. No one's hotter.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Rey Mysterio (just so he can avoid getting squashed in a mismatch, yet again).

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 9 December 2002 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Right now, we could use some of Liam's missing teeth as a weapon. jury rig some sort of brass-knuckes type thingy with molars, bicuspids and canines.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 9 December 2002 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Axl Rose is the sexiest pop star of all time for me. No one's hotter.

!!!!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 9 December 2002 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The Australian Prime Minister off the Simpsons.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 9 December 2002 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, if we're gonna go on a grappling tip, Mr Pogo.

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/images/pogo.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 December 2002 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see Axl get his ass kicked by the Olsen Twins.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Alf. Or some other puppet.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dabney Coleman

― Aaron W, Monday, 9 December 2002 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ruth Buzzy

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 December 2002 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see all, like, 872 members of The Wu-Tang Clan administer a medieval samurai-style beat-down on the Axligator. That'd be sweet.

Plus, he probably wouldn't get back up from that one, whereas, with the Olsen twins, he would of course "get up", like any decently disturbed sexually-matured human male should.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 December 2002 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Streisand.

― kaliphonia, Monday, 9 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

buckethead

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaz Coleman. Barring that, I'd like to see somebody just drop the decomposing corpses of Biggie Smalls and Big Pun on him.

Sorry.

― hstencil, Monday, 9 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

CELEBRITY ASSMATCH 6: AXL ROSE VS. JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS!!!

― kate, Monday, 9 December 2002 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to see him mauled by:
http://thedeadites.net/imgs/chknbr2.jpg
CHICKENBEAR!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Or the Robot and thing with shingles on its back double team him
http://www.stevienixed.com/mark.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Moby could kick Axl's Ass, and then RuPaul could rape Eminem's ass. That'd make me happy.

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Moby? He could get stomped by Obie.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, Keiji Mutoh. Wikkid.

I'd like to see Weezer do it in the same style as those geeks rushing the football team on the Simpsons after being told that college football redirects valuable funding away from education.

― Ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

holy shit, Ferg. you just made my day. :)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Herve Villachez (w/ mace and black jack). ¥

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Actually, I'd like to see Axl take on Slash's giant Jew fro

― Calibus, Sunday, 4 May 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

And the winner gets to take on Art Garfunkels hairdu.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 4 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dalai Lama

Speaking of asses,
http://www.weezerville.com/ass.jpg

― Roman (Roman), Monday, 5 May 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Jon Lovitz

― marmotwolof, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

Sebastien Bach

― m0stlyClean, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Super Porky

― marmotwolof, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

jim o'rourke

― nerve_pylon, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Abbott's fiance

― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

nobody

― M@tt He1ges0n, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

marvan attapattu

― Charlie Howard, Sunday, 22 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Darla from the Little Rascals

― iago g., Sunday, 22 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Hugh Grant (with a can of beans)

― henry s, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

Rick Astley + Tay Zonday in tag team action

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

behold the Ilxor GNR revival.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

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