Who has the largest dick in the music business?

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Ever notice how it's always the ugly guys?

― maria b (maria b), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm gonna have to say tommy lee

― JasonD (JasonD), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

he sings????

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i was thinking of T.L. JONES.... hehe oop

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a question you'll have to ask Cynthia Plaster Caster.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Sunday, 8 December 2002 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Not quite in the music business (well, some connections), but the Zwigoff documentary on Robert Crumb contains a claim that he has one of the world's biggest dicks.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tom, delete humanity please

― , Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Cynthia Plaster Caster to thread!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, didn't even see Mirov's post! silly untimely me.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

she did momus!

― ron (ron), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dashboard Confessional or Ryan Adams, if they don't then they should.

― Chris Ryan (chrisryan), Sunday, 8 December 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Wesley Willis

― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I've seen Wesley Willis's bare ass. I've never been the same.

I've heard John Dalmayan, the drummer from System of a Down, has a gigantic shlong.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 8 December 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Huey Lewis, but I forget the site that had this information just serach for it.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet its someone you'd never expect. Elliot Smith or the bassist from Jimmy Eat World or someone.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

probably someone on the songs of the humpback whales album

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.blues.org/newsletters/fall98/ahmeter.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

See, THIS is where I should've posted. Damn it.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

There is some site where groupies post this information. I forget the URL though.

― David Allen, Monday, 9 December 2002 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

www.pitchforkmedia.com

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow I just laughed out lout--really!

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.metal-sludge.com/LongShort.htm

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

According to Tom Potter, Mick Collins' is even bigger than Jack White's paycheque.

But Mick Cooke out of Belle & Sebastian has probably got the biggest, hence his permanently embarrassed grin.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 9 December 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew Jody would know it!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 December 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Jim Kerr has a large old fellow by all accounts.

Frank Sinatra was supposedly well endowed too. Legend has it that Ava Gardner was asked "what's it like being married to a 120lb runt?" and she replied "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 9 December 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"Jim Kerr Has a large old fellow"

Strangely, could be the title of some bawdy George Fornby song. I can almost hear it now.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 9 December 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"There is some site where groupies post this information."
Yeah, that's the one that had Huey Lewis at the top, I think.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

I'm pretty sure Millar is OTM

― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 3 February 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

shaq

― TB, Monday, 3 February 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

Jim Kerr's cock is sheer fucking poetry - I've had it every which way but loose including bagpiping and teabagging till I hurt and my eyes popped out....

― Patsy Kensit, Friday, 20 January 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I read this as "Who IS the largest dick in the music business?". I saw Tommy Lee and I was like "YEAH! Tommy Lee's a total dick!". Then a few posts later things stopped making sense. Then I reread the title in horror.

― R. J. Greene, Friday, 20 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I think this thread began as a joking spinoff of a "Who IS ..." thread.

― National Roffle Association (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Two Pabst beercans, one stacked on the other = a "Huey Lewis"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't hold a plump red lantern to Hendrix in Cynthia's cabinet. John from the Mekons also casts a long shadow when the sun sets.

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 21 January 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Two Pabst beercans, one stacked on the other = a "Huey Lewis"

He's got your *real* heart of rock 'n' roll.

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:46 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I thought Jim Kerr had the biggest cock in the industry until I realised he was still wearing Patsy on it...

― Chrissie Hynde, Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I do.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I can verify that.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

or maybe one lie deserves another

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Jack White is a contender, I think. Oh boy... Were those tight pants of his ever distracting when I saw Under Blackpool Lights on the big screen in San Francisco! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/f010.gif

― Mama Roux, Sunday, 5 February 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Jared Leto, maybe?

Actually that bit probably is a better indication that Lindsay Lohan has the smallest vagina in the music business.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 5 February 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

I would say 50 cent (but maybe, on the contrary, he has the smallest !)

― Poison(Ivy) (PoisonIvy), Sunday, 5 February 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gerardmalanga.com/hires/0026.jpg

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 5 February 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

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