ILX blasphemers, severely ruin a hymn or praise song w one word change

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Shart to the Lord
Our God is an Awesome Dog

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 July 2025 18:34 (five days ago)

Let's go for the low-hanging fruit...

How Great Thou Fart

kornrulez6969, Monday, 28 July 2025 18:40 (five days ago)

(mormon special)

Pioneer Children Sang As They Fucked

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 28 July 2025 18:40 (five days ago)

If You Could Jai Alai to Kolob

sarahell, Monday, 28 July 2025 18:46 (five days ago)

Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam Vibrasoft-Personal-Massager

sarahell, Monday, 28 July 2025 18:49 (five days ago)

Go Down On Moses

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Monday, 28 July 2025 19:10 (five days ago)

Put your Spam in the Can

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 July 2025 20:15 (five days ago)

Get Low Sweet Chariot

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 28 July 2025 20:55 (five days ago)

When The Stains Come Marching In

sleeve, Monday, 28 July 2025 20:56 (five days ago)

My Dick's Bright & Beautiful

emil.y, Monday, 28 July 2025 21:07 (five days ago)

What A Friend We Have in Penis

sarahell, Monday, 28 July 2025 22:20 (five days ago)

All Blings Bright and Beautiful

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 28 July 2025 22:25 (five days ago)

Nearer My Dick to Thee

sarahell, Monday, 28 July 2025 22:32 (five days ago)

Take My Balls, Precious Lord

kornrulez6969, Monday, 28 July 2025 22:49 (five days ago)

Were You There When They Booglarized My Lord

WmC, Monday, 28 July 2025 23:01 (five days ago)

In the Breaking of the Wind

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2025 23:03 (five days ago)

Hark The Hair-Lipped Angels Sing (Mruh Mruh Maa Muh muhburn Kling)

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 28 July 2025 23:21 (five days ago)

Pegging In the Chapel

kornrulez6969, Monday, 28 July 2025 23:24 (five days ago)

Wank in the Water

henry s, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 03:28 (four days ago)

Amazing Boner

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 04:52 (four days ago)

City of Cum

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 05:21 (four days ago)

On Eagle's Boner

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 05:24 (four days ago)

Ezekiel 7 and the Permanent Efficacy of Boners

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 05:27 (four days ago)

Banging In The Sheaves

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 06:31 (four days ago)

I am a C!
I am a C-H!
I am a C-H-L-A-M-Y-D-I-A!

peace, man, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 09:13 (four days ago)

Amber again, her first christmas she'd be old enough to understand (getting presents at least...) age two I guess..
"I know a song about Jesus"
"OK go on..."
"Baby Jesus
Sizzling in a pan
one went pop and the other went Bang!"
(puzzled look from me...)
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Mark G, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 10:49 (four days ago)

A Mighty Torturess is Our God

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 12:02 (four days ago)

Leaning on the everlasting anus

Mule, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 12:30 (four days ago)

Go Spank It On the Mountain

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:54 (four days ago)

Mine eyes have seen the cumstain of the Coming of the Lord

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 14:57 (four days ago)

O Holy Shit

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 14:58 (four days ago)

Te Dium

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 14:59 (four days ago)

The Old Rugged Floss

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 14:59 (four days ago)

The Lord My Dominatrix.

Griff Sheridan, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 17:02 (four days ago)


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