*fries flung everywhere* "Different PLACES!" -- Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl

Due later this year, more soon, etc. etc.

https://variety.com/2025/music/news/taylor-swift-announces-album-the-life-of-a-showgirl-1236487135/

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1. The Fate of Ophelia
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Opalite
4. Father Figure
5. Eldest(?) Daughter
6. Ruin the Friendship
7. Actually Romantic
8. Wi$h Li$t
9. Wood
10. CANCELLED!
11. Honey
12. The Life of a Showgirl

this is the apparently leaked tracklist

looks like a redditor might have gotten their wish from 2 years ago?

Anyone think an Ophelia (Hamlet) related Taylor Swift song would be a great idea?

Rhyming "Ophelia" with "I feel ya" would be a great rhyme, especially with the thematic similarities between this character and some experiences seen in Taylor Swift songs

Found that because i could've sworn TS already had a song about Ophelia. Guess it was inevitable.

Looking forward to the late-period Swift album where she's "just like Martha in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf."

Those titles sound like they were created by an LLM trained on Taylor Swift songs.

apparently this marks her return to max martin and shellback as collaborators. *struggles to be optimistic* idk maybe it'll be good?

maybe that means this one will have some melodies

pre-covers?

someone please explain *fries flung everywhere*

someone please explain *fries flung everywhere*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTo9F5wHAs

Eldest(?) Daughter

I really hope this is the title

tracklist reads like a Lana Del Rey fan-fic

pre-covers?

We've never repeated an artist, but I admit the temptation. (Then again after the effort that went into One More Tune I almost want to give things a little space first.)

Just release the last one again and change the track titles.

Roffle.

There's probably a 50/50 chance "Wood" was written after watching "Ed Wood"

Opalite- another installment in the shiny, sparkly things series?

There's probably a 50/50 chance "Wood" was written after watching "Ed Wood"

A tribute to late singer of Mother Love Bone

or an answer song to "Would?"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/The_Life_of_a_Showgirl_-_Taylor_Swift_album_artwork.png

Plus alternates:
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On the podcast, Swift explained, “This represents the end of my night. So when I’m on tour, I have the same day every single day. ... And my day ends with me in a bathtub, not usually in a bedazzled dress.”

She continued, “I wanted to sort of like glamorize all the different aspects of how that tour felt. And that’s how that felt to like be at the end of the night when all this has gone down. You won’t be able to get to bed till four in the morning after this. But you had to jump through 50 million hoops in this obstacle course that is your show. And you did it. You got two more in a row. But you did it tonight.

“And the reason I wanted to have sort of like an offstage moment as the main album cover is because this album isn’t really about what happened to me on stage. It’s about what I was going through offstage. So I didn’t want to have like the lights are bright, I’m on the stage is the main album cover. It’s just this. This, to me, tells more of what the actual content, lyrically, of the album are.”

graphic design is my passion

lol

every alternate cover is better than the standard one

I wish there was a fifth one with her just sitting on the couch in her jammies watching TV.

*updates tealandorange.xls*

apparently this marks her return to max martin and shellback as collaborators. *struggles to be optimistic* idk maybe it'll be good?

― ivy., Tuesday, August 12, 2025 9:48 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Weren't we all complaining about Antonoff six months ago? Would be nice for her to go a different direction entirely, but I won't be mad if this sounds anything like Reputation.

i for one was not complaining about antonoff

i mean i do love reputation, it's just that her martin/shellback era coincides with her worst lyricism, and i think (to the staggered disbelief of many ppl here) the lyrics were one of ttpd's major strengths, particularly the "observing myself/my fame through a hall of mirrors" quality of "clara bow"

TTPD is the only Swift album I haven't played since the week after its release, so I'm looking forward to this.

i do love the recurring phenomenon of reading a leaked taylor swift tracklist and thinking "these are the worst song titles i've ever seen" and they're all real

I think these are going to be love songs written about her Masters.

Was hoping for a Fifteen sequel called Thirty-Five about how she went ahead and conquered the world and then got around to dating the boy on the football team.

I'm dreading hearing a song titled "CANCELLED!" for some reason

for some reason?

i appreciate her hitting pause on the dynamic she created where each release is her backing up a cement truck and burying the listener in a deluge of music. i barely gave TTPD a real listen because i just became alienated by the sheer amount of music she has released in the last five years, i lost my ability to have an entry point to her as a person and celebrity and thus to her music. she became more of a cult leader to me than an artist, so the framing of "these are 12 pop songs and there is nothing else" is like letting air into a stifling hot room, personally speaking

however, max martin isn't a producer who has ever helmed a great (or even good?) front to back album. just not his thing. ariana grande just did this and made her worst album, just a completely bland vision for what a break up album should be. so that aspect of it i'm like, idk girl. reputation has some stinkers that are somewhat buoyed by antonoff's contributions (tho some of his also stink... ok who is the common denominator... wait...)

i appreciate her hitting pause on the dynamic she created where each release is her backing up a cement truck and burying the listener in a deluge of music

girl, it's not even out yet, who knows what bonus tracks we're getting

midnights was 13 tracks 44 minutes!!! just a recent example

we're the old romantics

I'm dreading hearing a song titled "CANCELLED!" for some reason

It'll just be a skit with an old Scooter Braun voicemail.

girl, it's not even out yet, who knows what bonus tracks we're getting

― ivy., Thursday, August 14, 2025 12:04 PM (seven minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

midnights was 13 tracks 44 minutes!!! just a recent example

― ivy., Thursday, August 14, 2025 12:07 PM (five minutes ago)

am i hallucinating that she said there would be no bonus tracks? i thought she said that on the podcast (which i did not listen to). midnights has (at least?) three different deluxe editions w/ bonus tracks totaling like 25+ originals, so if that happens w/ this one then feel free to strike my statement from the record

There will be no bonus tracks because she'll release two more records next year.

And then she'll tour with King Gizzard.

It seems unlikely she's not going release different versions using all of those alternate album covers

oh yeah i did not listen to that podcast either. and won't be

xxxpost

"This new album is called 'Mornings of a Black Rose.' It's about how I wake up and eat breakfast and then get my make-up done."

It seems unlikely she's not going release different versions using all of those alternate album covers

― New Jack Cutie (President Keyes), Thursday, August 14, 2025 12:44 PM (thirty-seven seconds ago)

well, she's already selling "limited edition deluxe CDs" of each different cover but if you go on her store and look what the deluxe CDs contain, it's a bunch of extra musical shit but says nothing about new or extra tracks

the quote that i'm referencing is this. it seems pretty definitive but maybe there will be some rug pull, idk

“There’s no other songs coming,” she emphasized. “This is 12. There’s not a 13th … there’s not other songs coming. This is the record I’ve been wanting to make for a very long time.”

hm. hmmmm

This is the record I’ve been wanting to make for a very long time.*

*(in the months since my last one)

joke gets funnier the more you tell it

hm. hmmmm

TTPD is the only Swift album I haven't played since the week after its release, so I'm looking forward to this.

― hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 14, 2025 9:59 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Happened to play it last week. It's spotty but has more bright spots than Midnights.

i mean i do love reputation, it's just that her martin/shellback era coincides with her worst lyricism, and i think (to the staggered disbelief of many ppl here) the lyrics were one of ttpd's major strengths, particularly the "observing myself/my fame through a hall of mirrors" quality of "clara bow"

― ivy., Thursday, August 14, 2025 9:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes but "Clara Bow" is the most economical song on the album, and at the risk of sounding Extremely Dad, I'm hoping Martin reigns in her increasing tendency to overstuff her lines with f bombs and thesaurus words.

Also, ivy, I know we've discussed her turn toward Sad since Folklore. This production choice tells me she's climbing out of the murk.

I'm hoping Martin reigns in her increasing tendency to overstuff her lines with f bombs and thesaurus words.

Back to the glory days of "standing in a nice dress."

yeah the martin stuff has all sorts of forced rhythms which i hate way more than the supposed wordiness of the last few records

I do think there's a chance that returning to Martin will result in something like a Katy Perry comeback album

Honestly the biggest 'hmmm' sign is Travis K saying the album is full of 'bangers.' Your taste, sir, I do not exactly trust it.

her increasing tendency to overstuff her lines with f bombs

She been callin' people fruitcakes?!?

fussypants

Taylor is a very silly person but also a sympathetic one for me - her silliness is largely rooted in her tendency to overthink everything and her combination of strong self-awareness with an inability to really change her behaviour.

When she says shit like “this is the album I have wanted to make for a long time” I kinda believe her in a certain sense: she probably has a Notes entry in her phone with seventy five different album concepts. I can imagine this one with a description of the songs, like the showgirl, “wearing bright make up to hide the dark circles under their eyes.”

I’m not blithely expecting this album to be great - I agree with ivy about Martin generally not bringing the best out of her songwriting with a few exceptions - but TTPD certainly was a reminder that there is no direct relationship between the ridiculousness of a song title on paper and the ultimate quality of the song.

I wonder who the guest singers will be.

The tracklist on the back of the vinyl for sale on her site only lists one featured guest, Sabrina Carpenter, on the title track.

The upcoming album was produced only Max Martin and Shellback? Eternal Sunshine is Ariana's album that feels like her worst album, and all the tracks were produced mostly only Max Martin. Midnights is least interesting Taylor album, and with the exception of the deluxe editions, the entire album was produced only Jack Antonoff. On The Tortured Poets Department, it was clear that the Jack Antonoff-Taylor partnership had run its course.
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‎Recently listening to the Reputation album, production in the songs that stood out were So It Goes... and Dancing with Our Hands Tied (So It Goes doesn't have the best lyrics). Can't figure out if this has anything to do with the fact that in addition to Max Martin and Shellback, these two songs have co-producers. So It Goes... is co-produced by Oscar Görres, and Dancing with Our Hands Tied is co-produced by Oscar Holter. But Reputation now feels more interesting in its arrangements than Midnights, which feels monotonous.

The upcoming album was produced only Max Martin and Shellback?

Taylor is listed as a producer as well. Which likely means she recorded a bunch demos and then brought in Martin and Shellback to punch them up.