human slop? Alex Warren vs Teddy Swims vs Benson Boone

voted for Teddy Swims because i Would

disable Boone's backflip and his career is over. he loses

i might be overreacting and this is all just standard pop. nothing to see here.

BUT with everything going on, this batch of standard pop feels particularly discouraging. we all fought for this?

xpost it's like Imagine Dragons if they had a mustache and were following you around and singing at full volume in your ear

benson probably "wins" this one due to pure inescapability. "beautiful things" was bad enough, but that olivia newton-john rip that plays in every commercial is maddening

"Beautiful Things" is a public nuisance. Couldn't name anything by the other two.

“mystical magical” is like the most annoying song I’ve ever heard. When his voice gets all Russell Mael-y ewwwww

He has that generic vocal affectation that makes me think he's AI

voted for Boone. i enjoyed some of his stuff pre-"Beautiful Things" ubiquity and even now i generally like his less obnoxious songs, but it definitely feels like the whole goofy backflip thing is his entirely personality now and it's getting less and less likely that he'll make any tolerable music in the future.

fuck marry kill

fuck alex warren
marry benson boone
kill teddy swims

oh are we doing that?

F: Teddy as previously mentioned
M: Alex
K and burn the corpse: Benson

i definitely see the vision for fucking teddy swims. alex warren is too christian to marry, marrying benson boone might actually be kinda fun, adventurous personality and all that

my hatred for Benson Boone outweighs any qualms I would have about Alex Warren's Catholicism

Feels like butt pop should be a genre.