human slop? Alex Warren vs Teddy Swims vs Benson Boone

voted for Teddy Swims because i Would

disable Boone's backflip and his career is over. he loses

i might be overreacting and this is all just standard pop. nothing to see here.

BUT with everything going on, this batch of standard pop feels particularly discouraging. we all fought for this?

xpost it's like Imagine Dragons if they had a mustache and were following you around and singing at full volume in your ear

benson probably "wins" this one due to pure inescapability. "beautiful things" was bad enough, but that olivia newton-john rip that plays in every commercial is maddening

"Beautiful Things" is a public nuisance. Couldn't name anything by the other two.

“mystical magical” is like the most annoying song I’ve ever heard. When his voice gets all Russell Mael-y ewwwww

He has that generic vocal affectation that makes me think he's AI

voted for Boone. i enjoyed some of his stuff pre-"Beautiful Things" ubiquity and even now i generally like his less obnoxious songs, but it definitely feels like the whole goofy backflip thing is his entirely personality now and it's getting less and less likely that he'll make any tolerable music in the future.

fuck marry kill

fuck alex warren
marry benson boone
kill teddy swims

oh are we doing that?

F: Teddy as previously mentioned
M: Alex
K and burn the corpse: Benson

i definitely see the vision for fucking teddy swims. alex warren is too christian to marry, marrying benson boone might actually be kinda fun, adventurous personality and all that

my hatred for Benson Boone outweighs any qualms I would have about Alex Warren's Catholicism

Feels like butt pop should be a genre.

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we all fought for this?

what did we fight?

this throaty bro pop that was the indifferent aristocracy to charli and billie’s stone throwing in the late ‘10s?

All three make appearances in here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41A5knAYlaE

benson boone sounds like tiny tim on "mystical magical" altho i guess he is aiming for freddie mercury. abominable

on one of teddy swims's songs his voice cracks on every iteration of a particular word/note during the chorus so what could have passed for a raw/gritty 'moment' if done once instead just makes him sound like a poor singer. his "are you even real" song with giveon is a laughable babby's first d'angelo demo that should not have seen the light of day

despite this i ended up voting for teddy anyway which i guess makes it clear how i feel about the little alex warren material i have heard

Every time I see people talk about Benson Boone they talk about him being very sexy and his fondness of doing backflips while he performs, I don't get it at all and it genuinely makes me question if I belong to a different species

When I was at Nine Inch Nails, the same arena showed an ad for a Benson Boone show months away, with SOLD OUT emblazoned on it.

Was baffled because although I hear his annoying songs in public regularly, I never hear anybody talk about him or his songs. I would never have guessed he was that popular.

Guess backflips are back in! What's out?

Teddy Swims seems like far and away the least annoying of these three (NOTE: I have never heard Alex Warren)

I assure you that you have probably heard Alex Warren like in the supermarket or whatever, you just didn't know it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXGTaGjqERc