TOO BAD THE HIGH SCHOOL MATHMATICS WERE FEMINIST FANATICS

Way back in the embarrassing 80s,
long before the sadly ignored Reform ’92
or maybe it was ’94
that’s besides the point
do you remember the assignments
they used to make us take on in High School Matmathics?

The way the teachers figured,
an exersize book with examples from everyday life
was the gold paved road to improved realfag skills
Too bad the book author Matmaticians were complete Feminist Fanatics

Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics
Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics

For instance, if the point of the assignment
Was to figure out who ran fastest out of
Ola, Jens and Kari
Or to find out who made more money out of
Per, Finn and Mari
You can bet your big, sagging, fascist-red strumps
The girl won it every single fucking time

Giving the ridiculous impression that
not only were the girls stronger,
they also had the best sense of economics
What a scam
the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics

Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics
Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics

And pretty soon even the stupidest kids,
like Ole Johnny,
could tell the right answer straight away
Just by making out the girls’ names in the exersize texts
Because the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics

Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Feminist Fanatics
Too Bad the High School Mathmatics were Fucking Fascist Yellobellied Feminist Fanatics