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So the television show "Slow Horses" (S5, E3) included a London street scene with some gig posters. The acts listed do not appear to exist. But what if they did?

Eatboxer
Sonicslinger
Electromoves
Mixmaven
Bassbender
Rhythmryder
Glove Monkey
Master Mirage
Neon Nostalgia
Velveteen Vortex
Cosmic Conveyer
Resplendent Revival


calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:12 (two weeks ago)

First image

https://i.postimg.cc/21JksHFq/20260122-162837(1).jpg

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:14 (two weeks ago)

Eatboxer

Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:15 (two weeks ago)

Another image

https://i.postimg.cc/94KDBmNN/20260122-162837.jpg

If you want to speculate on the obscured acts, feel free to write in.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:21 (two weeks ago)

went for eatboxer too

nxd, Friday, 23 January 2026 16:23 (two weeks ago)

I'm pretty excited about Glove Monkey, tbh.

In my headcanon they had a promising EP, then opened for Velveteen Vortex.

They layer had a catastrophic falling out once the drugs and the groupies and the stress of touring began to wear on Phil. Dan wanted to go in a more gloomcore direction.

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:24 (two weeks ago)

*later

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:26 (two weeks ago)


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