Rate these fictional bands/djs

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So the television show "Slow Horses" (S5, E3) included a London street scene with some gig posters. The acts listed do not appear to exist. But what if they did?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Eatboxer	5
Glove Monkey	5
Master Mirage	2
Velveteen Vortex	2
Bassbender	2
Neon Nostalgia	1
Electromoves	1
Sonicslinger	0
Rhythmryder	0
Mixmaven	0
Cosmic Conveyer	0
Resplendent Revival	0

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:12 (three months ago)

First image

https://i.postimg.cc/21JksHFq/20260122-162837(1).jpg

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:14 (three months ago)

Eatboxer

― Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:15 (three months ago)

Another image

https://i.postimg.cc/94KDBmNN/20260122-162837.jpg

If you want to speculate on the obscured acts, feel free to write in.

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:21 (three months ago)

went for eatboxer too

― nxd, Friday, 23 January 2026 16:23 (three months ago)

I'm pretty excited about Glove Monkey, tbh.

In my headcanon they had a promising EP, then opened for Velveteen Vortex.

They layer had a catastrophic falling out once the drugs and the groupies and the stress of touring began to wear on Phil. Dan wanted to go in a more gloomcore direction.

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:24 (three months ago)

*later

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 January 2026 16:26 (three months ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 19 February 2026 00:01 (two months ago)

"Master Mirage" - The UK Mixmasters and Mirage were both aliases of awful medleymaniac Nigel Wright

― you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 19 February 2026 00:12 (two months ago)

Eatboxer is great but I also like Electromoves

― Jonk Raven (dog latin), Thursday, 19 February 2026 02:18 (two months ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 20 February 2026 00:01 (two months ago)

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