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I Swam to Her Butt: The Drake Story

Like the Showers That are British: The Story of One Direction

My Untrimmed Chest: A Train Retrospective

Like a Magnet Do: The Ed Sheeran Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 February 2026 22:35 (one month ago)

Fuckin' in the Butt: The Life and Poetry of David Allan Coe

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:04 (one month ago)

You Are a Pig: The Story of New Order

I Never Did See That Movie: The Bono Story

Paul Heaton: Always Someone's Binbag

Buttholes for Their Brains: Tin Machine

King Crimson: Marron-Glaceed Fish Bones

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:18 (one month ago)

Anti Social Masterbator: The GG Allin Story

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:21 (one month ago)

New Order: So Why Don't You Piss Off?

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 5 February 2026 23:52 (one month ago)

The Candy Bar was Doggy Doo: Rise of the Offspring

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 01:58 (three weeks ago)

I Fall to Pieces: the Patsy Cline Story

(Sorry)

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:07 (three weeks ago)

Food Makes Me Sick: The Tragedy of LFO

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:13 (three weeks ago)

Took the Water from the Toilet: the Reign of Live

map, Friday, 6 February 2026 02:47 (three weeks ago)

Lol

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 02:48 (three weeks ago)

A History of Taking Off Our Shirts: The Barenaked Ladies

map, Friday, 6 February 2026 02:57 (three weeks ago)

I Tarzan, You Jane: The Significance of Crash Test Dummies

jmm, Friday, 6 February 2026 03:02 (three weeks ago)

Dull, Grey, and Long: A Story of Saint Etienne

Claude Deb***y (naus), Friday, 6 February 2026 07:13 (three weeks ago)

Trapped In A Zoo, With Buffalo Poo: The Wit And Wisdom Of Raffi

ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 6 February 2026 08:24 (three weeks ago)

Sucking On My Ding Dong: The Lou Reed I Knew.

The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 09:39 (three weeks ago)

Smegma Dogmatagram: A Phish Tale

peace, man, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:23 (three weeks ago)

Stick it in your ass slow like: The Wu-Tang Clan

a hoy hoy, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:32 (three weeks ago)

Freshly Squashed Fly: The Story of The Cure

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 6 February 2026 11:36 (three weeks ago)

There Is No Sense In Being Interested: the rise and fall and rise of Stereolab

technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:37 (three weeks ago)

Mr. Cryptocurrency: The Nas Story

a hoy hoy, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:43 (three weeks ago)

Heaven knows i'm miserable : Morrissey today

bert newtown, Friday, 6 February 2026 11:55 (three weeks ago)

They Have Small Cocks: A YMO Appreciation

technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 12:09 (three weeks ago)

Wasting Time On People That You'll Never Know: the complete Broadcast

technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 12:20 (three weeks ago)

Too Much History, Too Much Biography: The Belle and Sebastian Book

jmm, Friday, 6 February 2026 13:53 (three weeks ago)

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend: Dr Frank wasn’t that bad

sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)

My lifestyle determines my death style: How Long Will Lars Ulrich Hold a Grudge About the Hawaiian Shirt Party

sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:36 (three weeks ago)

You Said, Drop Dead, I Dunno: Kim Gordon’s Legendary Bitchiness

sarahell, Friday, 6 February 2026 15:43 (three weeks ago)

The Music You Were Playing Really Blew: the life and times of Kylie Minogue

technopolis, Friday, 6 February 2026 16:08 (three weeks ago)

I Shot Out My Mom Dukes: The Continuing Saga of Nas

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:13 (three weeks ago)

(Slow Ride Riff) - The Gregg Alexander Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:14 (three weeks ago)

Brian Eno: File Under Futile

The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:21 (three weeks ago)

The Bogus Man: Becoming Bryan Ferry

Years of Boredom: The Leonard Cohen Story

I Sat and Drank for Three Decades: The Life of Mark E. Smith

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 6 February 2026 16:25 (three weeks ago)

Stupid Man: The Lou Reed Story

The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Friday, 6 February 2026 16:27 (three weeks ago)

I Swam to Her Butt: The Drake Story

this is a wayne line not drake, right?

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 February 2026 19:12 (three weeks ago)

Remember Me This Way: The Life and Times of Gary Glitter

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 6 February 2026 19:25 (three weeks ago)

35 Years of Relentless Stupidity: Real Lies Captures the Heart of a Message Board

map, Friday, 6 February 2026 19:36 (three weeks ago)

virgins with an itch they cannot scratch: the story of pavement after they fired gary

same joke since 1902: the skeleton key of morrissey’s plagiarisms

mig (guess that dreams always end), Saturday, 7 February 2026 04:32 (three weeks ago)

Your Gold Key Don't Fit My Crapper: An Alice in Chains Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 04:38 (three weeks ago)

I Love You But I Don't Like You: Right Said Fred in the 2st Century

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 16:56 (three weeks ago)

Call Me, Superman: The Mediocrity of Three Doors Down

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 16:59 (three weeks ago)

I Don't Need Your Pseudo-Satisfaction Baby: Hue and Cry

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:03 (three weeks ago)

I'd Rather Have A Piece Of Toast: Des'ree

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:04 (three weeks ago)

Fuck You, Suck My Fuckin' Dick: The Guns n Roses Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:05 (three weeks ago)

People Shouldn't Treat Others That Way: a compendium of Lou Reed being an asshole in the 70s

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:08 (three weeks ago)

subsequent volumes each for the 80s, 90s, and ‘00s (I’ll leave the jokes to others)

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:15 (three weeks ago)

Sick Of You: Lou Reed in the 80s
Something More Disgusting Than Robert Dole: Lou Reed in the 90s
Imp Of The Perverse: Lou Reed in the 00s
My Lexicon Of Hate: Lou Reed in the 10s

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:24 (three weeks ago)

Toot Toot Beep Beep: The Story of Donna Summer

Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:35 (three weeks ago)

Sweet Loretta Fart: The Beatles

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 February 2026 17:40 (three weeks ago)

Intellectuals Are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite: The Life and Times of Pavement

Mule, Saturday, 7 February 2026 18:52 (three weeks ago)

Yesterday I Woke Up Sucking: Radiohead in the 21st Century

JoeStork, Saturday, 7 February 2026 19:29 (three weeks ago)

By Pressing Down A Special Key: Kraftwerk Look Like They're Checking Their E-Mail

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 20:40 (three weeks ago)

Get Your Grandma Outta Here: Over 25 Years of Kiss Farewell Tours

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 20:56 (three weeks ago)

Can't Dance Anyway: Luke Haines Is A Piece Of Shit

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:05 (three weeks ago)

"Life Is Hard Enougn When You b
Belong Here" - Morrissey's Struggle

Boiledcat Diddakoi (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:19 (three weeks ago)

I've Got No Right To Take My Place With The Human Race: Morrissey Continues To Be A Massive Racist

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:26 (three weeks ago)

My Ego Is Big: The Adam Levine Story

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:33 (three weeks ago)

There's a Lot I Can Do With a Freak: The Who and Their Legacy

Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 21:53 (three weeks ago)

I Took the Blows: The Life of Frank Sinatra

Josefa, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:32 (three weeks ago)

I Saw The Ocean, It Was Wet - the journey of Scooter

Siegbran, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:33 (three weeks ago)

I can see a liar, sitting by the fire: the saga of Noel Gallagher

Siegbran, Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:49 (three weeks ago)

Teach a Whore About Romance: The Education of Paul Westerburg

"Bengla Desh" LP Deliveries To Meet Santa's Deadline (President Keyes), Saturday, 7 February 2026 22:59 (three weeks ago)

WHOOMP, THERE IT IS: that time oppenheimer TAG TEAM-ed with edward teller in a communist PARTY PEOPLE orgy while reciting the bhagavad gita

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 7 February 2026 23:03 (three weeks ago)

I am become Whoomp, destroyer of booties

"Bengla Desh" LP Deliveries To Meet Santa's Deadline (President Keyes), Saturday, 7 February 2026 23:04 (three weeks ago)

Hahaha

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:23 (three weeks ago)

Serious As Cancer: the Turbo B story

Siegbran, Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:26 (three weeks ago)

I Took the Blows: The Life of Frank Sinatra

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👏

map, Sunday, 8 February 2026 00:42 (three weeks ago)

The Morrissey ones are too easy … dude wrote so many self-deprecating lyrics

sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:14 (three weeks ago)

I.e.
I’m Going to the National Front Disco: Morrissey’s White Supremacist Fetish

sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:17 (three weeks ago)

I Can Flow Like Pee: The Shaq Diesel Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:23 (three weeks ago)

I'll Be Dead: Three Doors Down

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:24 (three weeks ago)

Fuck the Skinny Bitches in the Club: Does Nicki Minaj do too much Coke?

sarahell, Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:27 (three weeks ago)

You'd Better Beware Of Me: ABBA's Scando-Pop Nightmare

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 February 2026 12:29 (three weeks ago)

Wasting Time On People That You'll Never Know: the complete Broadcast

― technopolis

I love this one

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 8 February 2026 17:50 (three weeks ago)

Elton John: Like A Rat In A Drain

I Ought To Report You To The Gnome Office: The Whimsically Irritating World of David Bowie

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 February 2026 18:56 (three weeks ago)

I’m Sick Of Sitting Round Here Trying To Write This Book: The Springsteen Autobiography

ron zertnert (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:03 (three weeks ago)

The Bravest Little Hobbit of 'Em All: Why Leonard Nimoy Continues to Fascinate Us So

jmm, Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:06 (three weeks ago)

You Can't Out-Fart Me: The J Cole Story

Glen Warren G (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 February 2026 19:07 (three weeks ago)

Now and Then I Get Horny: The Magical World of David Byrne

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 8 February 2026 20:15 (three weeks ago)

What about the elephants?: changing the conversation about Michael Jackson

Siegbran, Monday, 9 February 2026 06:08 (three weeks ago)

Who gives a fuck: the music of Demis Roussos

Siegbran, Monday, 9 February 2026 09:50 (three weeks ago)

What A Scummy Man: that Alex Turner out of Arctic Monkeys

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:44 (two weeks ago)

There’s No Need For You To Say You’re Sorry: My Personal Journey Of How I Learned To Stop Giving A Shit About Oasis

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:47 (two weeks ago)

The Story Of A Charmless Man: No-one's Impressed With Damon Alburn's Schtick

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 16:48 (two weeks ago)

Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker: Another Offspring Tale

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 February 2026 17:19 (two weeks ago)

Don't Drink the Water: The Dave Matthews Tour Bus Incident

calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 February 2026 17:37 (two weeks ago)

Exactly What I'm Dreading: The Life of Robyn Hitchcock

play, sideman (SlimAndSlam), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:26 (two weeks ago)

They Don't Give A Fuck About Anybody Else: Steely Dan

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:32 (two weeks ago)

Statistically More People Survive If They Think Only Of Themselves: Shining Low-Blink Strobelights On The Audience For Fun And Profit With Hawkwind

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:37 (two weeks ago)

Are You Gay? Meets And Greets With Tori Amos

🎶 should I slay or should I ho 🎶 (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:44 (two weeks ago)

You've Both Made Such A Little Go A Very Long Way: The Expressionless Irony Of The Pet Shop Boys

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:49 (two weeks ago)

Up Yours, Up Mine: Are 10cc More Than A Little Piece Of Plastic With A Hole?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 14 February 2026 20:02 (two weeks ago)


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