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"I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now"

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)


'I Whuuupped Batman's Ass!'

'Come To Daddy, I Will Eat Your Soul!'

Anything by the B-52s generally

'Free' by Cream

'Like Wow' by y2Khai

― Tom Millar (Millar), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you want from the liquor store?
Something sour or something sweet?
I’ll buy you all that your belly can hold
- Ted Hawkins

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who are parents? Parents are the ones who really care. Who are parents? Parents are the ones who will always be there."

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hello hello hello hello dancing!
hello hello hello hello singing!
hello hello hello hello exciting!
hello hello HELLO!

― Honda (Honda), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are.

― man, Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you stop pretending I've never been born
Now I look a little more like that guy from KoRn?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

anything by Jonathan Richman

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"...everybody here is afraid of fun"

― Adam A. (Keiko), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Touch my bum! This is life!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"I just wanna play checkers, one and together..."

― Adam A. (Keiko), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

all day I'm walking cause I couldn't get my car started
laid off from my job, can't afford to check it
I wish somebody'd come along and run into and wreck it
- chuck berry

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

not to mention

every time the phone rings sounds like thunder
some stupid jerk trying to reach another number

in the next verse

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"everybody hates a tourist, especially one who thinks it’s all such a laugh"

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"you got all your friends, i got tv set" - sittin' on my sofa/kinks

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kinda thinking of lines like the one in the movie "happiness" where one character says 'we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you' and the other replies earnestly 'but i'm not laughing'

you know like so obvious and direct it's almost bumpersticker but somehow way better than that sounds

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kinda thinking of lines like the one in the movie "happiness" where one character says 'we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you' and the other replies earnestly 'but i'm not laughing'

you know like so obvious and direct it's almost bumpersticker but somehow way better than that sounds

the ted hawkins one doesn't work really

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

& so on

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

is that in a song?

― (doorag), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in a Nirvana song that I can't remember the title of.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

'But how could you be driving down by my home, when you know I ain't got one?"


"Touch my bum! This is life!" would make a great bumpersticker.

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"For what is a tail / but a long booty?" (G. Clinton)

"It's good to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul / But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?" (The Negro Problem, in a song called "Birdcage" that just bitches about how crappy the L.A. Times is)

"Kinokiita otoko no ko / Kono machi ni wa inai kamo" ("Good boys / Maybe they are not around in this town") (Pizzicato Five)

― Matt C., Thursday, 12 December 2002 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"they just hung around outside the old drugstore
i was most impressed
no-one else was impressed
no not at all"
iggy/dum dum boys

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

that's like a whole raymond carver story right there

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm so full of ideas
and here is a good one."
--Stereolab

― Curt (cgould), Thursday, 12 December 2002 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"The next thing I say to you will be true / The last thing I said was false." -Devo, "Enough Said"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 December 2002 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the one about the dingdong in sister ray

the odb line about having a problem with you not fucking him

the stooges one about sticking it deep inside cuz I'm loose

wopbopalubopawopbamboom

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 December 2002 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

peer pressure is bad/if your friends are jerks/but mine are cool/so it's allright (Half Japanese)

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Thursday, 12 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

if for just one time you could stand inside my shoes you'd know what a drag it is to see you - bob dylan (something like that anyway)

don't say you got nothing to do when you can do the boob too - real kids

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"You just sit around and ask for ashtrays; can't you reach?" -Bob Dylan, "She's Your Lover Now"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 December 2002 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

'stay at home, playin' with my pleasure zone.' *ahem*

― Grell (Grell), Thursday, 12 December 2002 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big hit it was ghastly
He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down
Well I'm here to tell you that Dick's a clown

-Nick Lowe "All Men Are Liars"

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Thursday, 12 December 2002 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"the earth it moves too slow/but the earth is all we know" -- devo, "gates of steel"

"love is the drug and i need to score" -- roxy music, "love is the drug"

"i'm gonna live til i die/i'm gonna live to get high" -- new order, "run wild"

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 12 December 2002 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"SIBERIA! THE PLACE TO BE!"

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 12 December 2002 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hüriyett für die Sowjet Union/in jeder Imbissstube ein Spion"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 12 December 2002 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"No never no never no more will I trust the elves of Dunsinore."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 12 December 2002 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been waiting all night for someone like you,
But you'll have to do
- Psychedelic Furs

― Annabel Jansen, Thursday, 12 December 2002 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"There's people who can't spell 'weird' right,
"Driving round with thousands in the bank"

― Microkomputer (Microkomputer), Thursday, 12 December 2002 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"You've got a lot of nerve to say that you're my friend.
When I was down, you just stood there grinning."

Bob Dylan
Positively 4th Street

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 12 December 2002 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

get your hair did

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

it ain't what you do, it's the way how you do it - little richard

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wouldn't be without my TV for a day .. or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore .. there's nothing left in it!"

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 12 December 2002 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll admit I was unfaithful / But from now I'll be more faithful"

"Wig-wam-bam-shang-a-lang / Wig-wam-bam-shang-a-lang"

"Today I didn't even have to use my AK / I've got to say it was a good day"

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

She said, "No, dear." I said, "Your words aren't clear, You'd better spit out your gum."

I know you won't believe it's true. I only went with her, 'cause she looks like you.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 12 December 2002 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The plane touches down, the lounge fills up again
With retired couples from the midwestern USA
They blink in the foreign light and admire each others' shoes
I've seen a lot of new shoes today

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
"I'm walking down that empty road
But it ain't empty now
Because I'm on it"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 April 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
you think you're the only one
who ever turned 21
- the icky boyfriends

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I love girls
They're all over this world
Some have beautiful shapes
I wanna live to be ninety-eight
—Iggy, who pretty much owns this thread

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You're dead.

(The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix, S.O.D.)

― Roger T (Roger T), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, baby, baby.
Won’tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby.
Come on, take a chance.
You’re old enough to dance the night away. - DLR/Van Halen

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"I pissed on their graves and I bet it still smells"

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)


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