In dicier news: some NME reporter had the great seasonal fortune of tossing back a few with Ryan Adams-- although, quite a few less than Adams, judging from the verbal diarrhea Adams slobbered out the mouth. Adams apparently revealed that, having run out of material (unheard of!) at one particular concert event, he made a snap decision to steal someone else's. And hey, why not a contemporary? Like Jack White, for instance! So, he covers a White Stripes tune, but immediately runs into a problem-- the lyrics are just too... too... oh, dignified, we suppose, so he changed the lyrics. Though what exactly he changed the lyrics to are not being made public, they certainly got a reaction from White, and I think it goes without saying that you don't fuck with a dude in a tight red bodysuit. (Ask Loverboy.)
Adams ran down White's fashion sense, as well as his role in the upcoming film Cold Mountain. "Did Little Girl White talk back? What a fucking movie star," Adams ranted. "I don't have a problem with him-- he started it. I know that's what you say in school. But what's he doing on the Internet, seeing what's being said, saying, 'I see you changed my lyrics'... fucking ponce." According to Adams, the only reason that White gets to add "actor" to his resume is because Adams himself didn't want any part in the film: "I was up for the part first and I turned it down. You know why? Because I didn't see acting anywhere on my job application to be a rock fucking star, you know? It's true. That's fucking fact. I turned it down because we were touring anyway." Hey, jealousy! Do you think it'd be alright if I could just crash here tonight?
Pardon us, but most men would stand naked in Romania for a chance to have Cold Mountain star Nicole Kidman spit on them, so we can only assume Adams is getting some damn fine lovin' on the road. He'll continue his current spate of touring through the New Year, opening for the Rolling Stones in support of his collection of demos and b-sides, Demolition. An official follow-up to 2001's Gold, titled Life is Hell, is due out in March. Adams left Meg White out of his aspersions, but word is he sent a letter that said, "If you switch to my side, I'll be your best friend."
(wuz it also true that adams had this guy who requested a bryan adams song at a club appearance thrown out and refunded and refused to play another song until he was gone recently? heard it made *Time*)
― MrPathetic, Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)
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― I'mNotReallyHereI'mWorking, Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)
I'd guess this.
― scott pl. (scott pl.), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― David Allen, Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 16 December 2002 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)
You got me there. Has nothing to do with my procrastination illnesses, or anything, yep.
Speaking of mental illnesses, your posting on my posting of the word "bitchfork" just once again recalls your odd feminist-obsession-issues and your HI-LARIOUS satire thread re: why women rockers have it so EZier! than men and should just should up as they stroke their guitars and sing about their advantages. Oh, it wasn't a satire? LOLOL OMG.
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 December 2002 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)
Sintax, isn't it? : ( I've been in this same room for 17 hours! But I only have 3-4 more pages to go, thank the lord. i keep losing senstion in my legs though :(
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)
You try. I'll give you that... you try.
But let us not forget that you said "bitchfork." I win.
― David Allen, Monday, 16 December 2002 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)
So I typed Bitchfork and was attempted to get jabbed by your cockfarming ass, nonetheless. *Sigh* You're not really a condescending bastard, you're just playing one on here. I'll give you that. No, actually I won't, you're a tool, a fork, a bitchfork!!! GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND JOIN YOUR REPRESSED WOMEN, BITCH. I'm famished.
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.
Suggestions for meagrely: 1. meagerly 2. -megaly 3. maturely 4. megalith 5. Megaric 6. Megarian 7. Megaris 8. Megarics 9. Meghalaya 10. Megarians
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)
Oh and David, it IS actually funny because I don't really find you a sexist at all, I even somewhat agreed _in an extremely abstract theoretical way_ - not the way you worded it - with your first post on that feminism thread, when I first threadit. I'm just sleep deprived, and every half hour when I start to doze off I come back here and use the grebt discussions on here, etc. to keep me awake, but I didn't mean to be "oversensitive" if you were just cockfarming w/ my pitchfork spelling. On the other hand, if you were just trying to parody my recent high-strung posts, I cure you to have a fully sleepless academic work-hell week as wekk, in which you do not have a running computer in your house. [If you've already exited academic likfe then poof! the curse will force you to return]. Anyway I think I'm getting paranoid now, since I'm beginning to wonder if things I posted on ILE were deleted or something, as I can't find some of them, and it was nothing that extreme. Who is moderating right now anyway, does anyone know?
― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― pmk, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)