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Oasis + Monkeys = Kula Shaker

Aphex Twin + Monkeys = Kid 606

etc.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Chemical Brothers+Monkeys=Basement Jaxx.

Can+Monkeys=Pavement

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

[band] + monkeys = baby monkeys

― Sorry (Keiko), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

The Monkees + monkeys = Smash Mouth

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Smash Mouth + Monkeys = ? and the mysterions.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil Collins + Bonobo chimps = Peter Gabriel

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

KMFDM + Monkeys = Mindless Self Indulgence

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Front 242 + monkeys = Skinny Puppy

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Lene Lovitch + monkeys = Cyndi Lauper

― Curt (cgould), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

XTC + monkeys = Barenaked Ladies

― Curt (cgould), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Morrisey + Monkeys = The Get Hustle

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Mates of State + Monkeys = XBXRX

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

David Bowie + Monkeys = Tin Machine

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Killing Joke + monkeys = Alien Sex Fiend

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Black Sabbath + Monkeys=Tenacious D

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

The Fixx + monkeys = Radiohead

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Prince's wonderful musical talent + Monkeys=Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic/Rainbow Children/whatever next???

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The Monkees + monkeys = The New Monkees

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

monkeys + monkeys + cigarettes + monkeys + Philip Glass = Godspeed! Ewe! Black! Emperor!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

worst free jazz record ever + napalm death + monkeys = flying luttenbachers

"emo" + monkeys = limp bizkit

gene krupa + monkeys = BONGOS BONGOS BONGOS!!!

jad fair + monkeys = the best thing ever, surely

― James Annett (jlannett), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

VU + monkeys and possibly a ferret or two = Clinic

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Ozzy + monkeys = Ozzfest

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Watch how everyone carefully avoids hiphop and R&B for fear of looking r4cist.

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Styx + monkeys = Smashing Pumpkins

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

REO Speedwagon + monkeys = Everclear

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Darryl Hall + monkey = Hall & Oates

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

you've all got it backwards. most bands would be improved by simian fever eg

chet atkins + monkeys = link wray
the yardbirds + monkeys = the troggs & the count five
synths + monkeys = the normal
pub punk + monkeys = ca plane pour moi
the banana splitz + monkeys = the banana splitz with added monkeys!

do you see? monkeys are a plus!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Watch how everyone carefully avoids hiphop and R&B for fear of looking r4cist.
BDP + Spider Monkey = Public Enemy
Public Enemy - Spider Monkey + Orangutan = Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy.
Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Orangutan = Beatnigs

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Didn't Sam Phillips famously muse, "If only I could find me a white boy and add monkeys, I'd have a license to print money."

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Pere Ubu + Monkeys = Devo

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Aphex Twin + Monkeys = Venetian Snares
Alec Empire + Monkeys = Atari Teenage Riot

― Tom Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Nakamura + a monkey + some talented people too = Gorillaz

― Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles + Monkeys = Culture Club

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Monkeys + Monkeys - Monkeys = Monkeys

Music + Monkeys calculated to the 48th decimal of Pi = ILM

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Boy oh boy... do I need sleep...

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(First two seconds of 'Led Zeppelin III') x 2000 + monkeys = 'Digilogue'.

― jot eff pe, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Fugazi + Monkeys - The Snakes

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah what fritz said! 1 monkey don't stop no show, 2 monkeys don't stop no show either. "Bring the monkeys!" - Chuck D.

― (doorag), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 04:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"Monkeys wear boots!" - Black Sabbath

― (doorag), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah what fritz said! 1 monkey don't stop no show, 2 monkeys don't stop no show either. "Bring the monkeys!" - Chuck D.
My munki weighs a ton?
Sophisticated Chimp?
Monkeywannacracka?

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

monkeys+can=radiohead

― Brock K. (Brock K.), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 06:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Pat Boone + monkeys = Smog

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Kim, beware
sleep + monkeys = nightmare

Jesus & Mary Chain + monkeys = Munki

― t\'\'t (t''t), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

too true - I dreamt of perverse octochimps.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes + Flying Monkeys = Kansas

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope were not in Kansas anymore. (Because we are all dust in the wind...)

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Wages + Peanuts = Monkeys

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Kraftwerk + a bunch of chimpanzees = Squarepusher
Eat the Day + shaved gorilla = Limp Bizkit
Creed + hooting orangutan = Disturbed

And Kool Keith pullin' up in his "monkey-green rag-top Ceville".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

any rapper + enough gorillas = Redman
Redman + gorillaz = crap Blade II soundtrack contribution

― Honda (Honda), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Melt Banana + Monkeys = The Locust

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Radiohead + monkeys = Clinic
Slint + monkeys = Unwound
Nick Cave + monkeys = Tom Waits

― Callum (Callum), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Monkeys + guitars and amplifiers = early Butthole Surfers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, Slint?Unwound? I guess. I couldn't think of one for either band so maybe they deserve each other.

Sonic Youth + Monkeys = ????

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob Marley + spiked-up orangutan's = Brad Nowell

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

if we consult the other thread we find that:

Sonic Youth - trendiness - Monkeys = Slint

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

True, true.

― Callum (Callum), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dream Theater + monkeys = P.O.D.

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The Beach Boys + Monkeys = The Dead Milkmen

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

An empty, barren, radioactive planet + monkeys = Planet of the Apes

Bauhaus + monkeys + testosterone = the Misfits

Sisters of Mercy + monkeys + alcohol = the Mission UK

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Black Flag + monkeys = Circle Jerks

Minor Thread + monkeys = Egg Hunt

Neurosis + monkeys = Disturbed

Joy Division + monkeys = Xiu Xiu

Melt Banana + monkeys = Deerhoof

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"Minor Threat + monkeys = Egg Hunt"

How is that possible? Egg Hunt is Ian and Jeff....exactly one half of Minor Threat. If anything....parts (or possibly in this case, actual monkeys) had to be *REMOVED*.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly Jeff is a pseudonym for a half-dozen drug-free monkeys with shaved heads.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

*That* is a very scary mental image.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I find the idea of Ian MacKaye starting a band with a half-dozen drug-free monkeys with shaved heads pretty cute. Kinda like when Homer used the Stonecutters' money to recreate the civil war.

Here's a new twist.

Boney M - Monkeys = The Fugees

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually no its not. Been a while since I took a math class.

Fugees + Monkeys = Boney M.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Journey + Monkeys = Loverboy

Pavement + Monkeys = Swell Maps

Led Zeppelin + Monkeys = Van Halen

New age + Monkeys = "Sadeness, pt. 1" (hyuk hyuk)

Def Leppard + Monkeys = Kix

Seems most of the bands I'm putting here are faves of Chuck Eddy. Could it be claimed he's the great champion of music made with monkeys?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:30 (twenty-three years ago)

This is because Chuck Eddy is secretly the Monkey King.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Malcolm McLaren + Monkeys = Sex Pistols

― Ex-Tennis Star, Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

infuriatingly good at math, for an ex-tennis star
;-)

― t\'\'t (t''t), Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

OMD + monkeys = Liars
Nick Drake + monkeys = T. Rex
Tortoise + monkeys = Trans Am

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Tool + monkeys = System of a Down
System of a Down + more monkeys = Bon Jovi

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"Watch how everyone carefully avoids hiphop and R&B for fear of looking r4cist."

ok, here:
Kraftwerk + monkeys = Afrika Bambaataa

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Duke Ellington + monkeys = Sun Ra

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Tool + monkeys = System of a Down
System of a Down + more monkeys = Bon Jovi
Okaaaayyyy...so that means...
Bon Jovi + a shitload of monkeys == ??

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 19 December 2002 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

um, I don't know? Kenny G?

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 19 December 2002 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Bon Jovi + a shitload of monkeys == ?? Aerosmith

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 19 December 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is because Chuck Eddy is secretly the Monkey King."

BEST ILM POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Bon Jovi + a shitload of monkeys = the primate department of any zoo in the world.

― Callum (Callum), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Monkey + Monkeys = Supergrass

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Beastie Boys to the power of The Chimpanzee = Kottonmouth Kingz

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Sonic Youth + Monkeys = Trail Of Dead

― Winslow (winslow), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Justin Timberlake + monkeys = The Backstreet Boys (OH MY ACHING SIDES)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Waylon Jennins/Willie Nelson + monkeys = Kinky Friedman

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Fairport Convention + monkeys = Jethro Tull

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Jethro Tull + Orangutans == Gentle Giant

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 20 December 2002 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

good website.....could use more naked ladies

― jordan franklin kennedy, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

we're all typing nekkid, jordan. use your imagination.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Beefheart + Monkeys = "Bluejeans and Moonbeams"

Mark E. Smith + monkeys = The Fall.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and:

Sonic Youth + Monkeys = Sonic Youth

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and finally Cyril:

Mini Vanilli + monkeys = Monkeys.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Clash + monkeys = The Ruts
The Ruts + monkeys = Angelic Upstarts
Angelic Upstarts + monkeys = Anti Pasti
Anti Pasti + monkeys = UK Subs
UK Subs + monkeys = GBH
GBH + monkeys = The Exploited

Conclusion: the addition of initial quantities of monkeys may produce some amusing results; however you should always proceed with caution when adding monkeys as it is entirely possible to add too many monkeys.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Howlin' Wolf + Ornette Coleman + monkeys = Captain Beefheart

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Negativland + monkeys = v/vm
the slits + monkeys = shampoo
shampoo + monkeys = the cheeky girls
pink floyd + (monkeys x 100) = bonzo dog doo dah band

― don, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that maybe Bob Dylan + Monkeys = Bright Eyes
But that's not very fair to either the monkeys or Bob Dylan.

― cws (cws), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

La Monte Young + monkeys = Charlemagne Palestine (duh)

― seyDancer, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Neu! + Monkeys = (neu) Black Dice

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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