Erase ErrataAntioch ArrowBlood BrothersCave InMassive AttackMAGNETIC FIELDSSmogEXPLOSIONS IN THE SKYsong of zarathustralake of draculaRuinsCat power
― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― xx, Friday, 27 December 2002 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Friday, 27 December 2002 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)
...and you will know us by the trail of deadbehead the prophet no lord shall livesavage republicarab on radarspiders from mars
― Paula G., Friday, 27 December 2002 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― phil jones (interstar), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paula G., Friday, 27 December 2002 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)
More Bands:
DeathIron MaidenScreaming Trees
― fletrejet, Friday, 27 December 2002 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)
pixieshigh on firepanther burnscrampsflaming lipsdischargemy dad is dead
― Paula G., Friday, 27 December 2002 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)
Coldcut
Destiny's Child
TLC :-)
― phil jones (interstar), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm still dying over "summon NIGGAZ WITH ATTITUDE".
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)
Vision of DisorderMachine HeadSystem of A DownStormtroopers of DeathTeardrop ExplodesSoul CoughingModest MouseBrutal JuiceTall DwarfsBen Folds FiveFlesh for LuluSex PistolsCanned HeatKilling Joke Grateful DeadMeshuggahPink FloydTears for FearsSepultura Guided by VoicesTobin SproutNew Model ArmyLeather NunEinsturzende NeubautenBoyz II MenWu Tang
― christoff (christoff), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paula G., Friday, 27 December 2002 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Friday, 27 December 2002 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― christoff (christoff), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)
Phish?
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)
Mouse on Mars (Conjuration/Summoning) (Reversable)
This spell magically transports any mouse, rat, giant rat, were-rat, zombie rat, or skeletal rat, or giant skeletal were-rat to Mars, up to the caster's level in Hit Dice. The target is allowed a saving throw vs. petrification.
The reverse of this spell, Mouse on Earth, summons one mouse-type to earth according with Hit Dice equal to the casters level.
― fletrejet, Friday, 27 December 2002 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― fletrejet, Friday, 27 December 2002 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Friday, 27 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― your null fame (yournullfame), Friday, 27 December 2002 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― bob zemko (bob), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)
Oh, and how about Still Life and The Crownhate Ruin as spells?
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)
Moose
Brazen Hussies
― the pinefox, Friday, 27 December 2002 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Friday, 27 December 2002 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Friday, 27 December 2002 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Friday, 27 December 2002 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paula G., Friday, 27 December 2002 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 27 December 2002 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)
Echo and the Bunnymen. A summoning spell.
Mordenkainen's Fantastic Plastic Machine.
Jimmy Eats World. Necessary components: World; boy named Jimmy.
Joy Division. Splits your joy in two for ease of distribution.
Human League. A growth spell. No, the other kind of growth.
(Summon) MC 900 Foot Jesus.
Nerf Herder. C'mon, we've all been there -- ten by ten dungeon room, all out of arrows, down to your last spell, and dammit, there's nerfs to herd.
Power Word OSYMYSO. Mimics the effects of each of 101 of the most popular spells, but only briefly.
Revolting Cocks. Great fun at the brothel.
Soulwax. To let your soul glow.
Super Furry Animals.
They Might be Giants. Summons monsters who might or might not be giants, as determined by the roll of a d10 at the beginning of each round.
Guns n Roses. All-purpose summoning spell.
Bif Naked. Useful if you lust for Bif. Otherwise, stick to magic missile.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)
nominations for non-spells:Langley Schools music projectWindy & CarlBlackalicious
― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Friday, 27 December 2002 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)
*quaffs potion of resist mockery, dons elven cloak of invisibility and +3 stealth, skulks into nearby cave*
― Rebecca (reb), Saturday, 28 December 2002 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― hstencil, Saturday, 28 December 2002 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― your null fame (yournullfame), Saturday, 28 December 2002 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Saturday, 28 December 2002 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)
I'd make a comment on that, but I'm still stunned. I mean, Crawl's random name generator actually coming up with a pronouncable name? Amazing.
― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 28 December 2002 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Saturday, 28 December 2002 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)
Another Level (level up)
Motorhead (speed up)
Annhilator (smart bomb)
Death to the Pixies (kills pixies)
etc. etc. etc.
― mei (mei), Saturday, 28 December 2002 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― the pinefox, Saturday, 28 December 2002 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)
A Minor ForestTelegraph Melts (that would be a very annoying spell)Sweep The Leg Johny
― Callum (Callum), Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― kephm, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― kephm, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)
sorry for the multiple posts.
― kephm, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Saturday, 28 December 2002 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)
The OrbREO SpeedwagonBlue MagicQuicksilver Messenger ServiceThe Dismemberment PlanSteely DanA Flock of SeagullsThe BeatlesThe Moody BluesThe Jurassic 5The Notorious B.I.G.James Brown and His Famous FlamesRichard Hell and the VoidoidsThe Meat PuppetsThe Go-BetweensMission of BurmaBlack FlagFugaziM PeopleSouls of MischiefThe FugsHawkwindGIant SandThe CranberriesThe FeeliesThe String Cheese IncidentPM DawnJefferson StarshipThe CultHenry CowIggy and the StoogesThe Violent FemmesArchers of LoafThe Talking HeadsThe FlatlandersMad ProfessorThe GoatsThe ProdigyHowlin' WolfThe Flying Burrito BrothersFine Young CannibalsThe White StripesThe HivesThe Vinesmoe.Napalm DeathDRINight RangerUriah HeepThe PharcydeThe Hieroglyphics EnsembleSpring Heel Jack
Also, a few that don't really count because they were probably created with something like this in mind:King CrimsonDr. DooomJethro TullKrokusThe Aphex Twin
― gabbneb, Saturday, 28 December 2002 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 28 December 2002 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 28 December 2002 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Saturday, 28 December 2002 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― michael wells (michael w.), Saturday, 28 December 2002 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― the pinefox, Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― gage o (gage o), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Jackie-O-Motherfucker (jack the mother outta all opposition, like)-- Holy Modal Rounders (paralyse with deafenin' Frygian modes)-- Legendary Pink Dots (blind with pin-sharp paintballs)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 28 December 2002 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― brains (cerybut), Sunday, 29 December 2002 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 29 December 2002 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 29 December 2002 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)
Strawberry Switchblade -- (Matter) increases damage/confers resistance from hunger attacks (e.g., the Rider Famine)
The Passage -- (Escape) creates tunnel (similar to Dig Spell or /of Digging). Creates portal when cast by higher-level magic users.
Blancmange -- (Matter) similar to Stone to Flesh but good for vegetarian characters.
― felicity (felicity), Monday, 30 December 2002 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)
The character casting this spell must have a level 7 Mullet no exceptionsThis is the spell that bores you to sleep. The character that the spell is cast on rolls a twenty sided die. A 20 bores them to death, a 19 makes them run screaming for 5 miles with their hands clasped over their ears
― brg30 (brg30), Monday, 30 December 2002 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 30 December 2002 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax!, Monday, 30 December 2002 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax!, Monday, 30 December 2002 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)
Paula: That's easy [a use for "too $hort"]. The evil wizard dude who wants to slay you is about to reach for his magic sword thing which is sitting on a tree stump of average height. Suddenly you remember a spell that might help... If the magic sword thing is lying on the ground, you have to cast "Stump" first, of course.
― OleM (OleM), Monday, 30 December 2002 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 30 December 2002 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 30 December 2002 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)
Of course! You are a genius and I have a spell that will rearrange the letters of your name into a mexican treat.
Another handy one: I Am The World Trade Center. Although I've heard this one has a secret achilles heel...
― Paula G., Monday, 30 December 2002 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Paula G., Monday, 30 December 2002 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 30 December 2002 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 30 December 2002 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)
I think Bolt Thrower is the only bandname that is actually named after an RPG spell. -- Siegbran (siegbran@hotmail.com) (webmail), December 30th, 2002 3:55 PM. (eofor) (link)
-- Siegbran (siegbran@hotmail.com) (webmail), December 30th, 2002 3:55 PM. (eofor) (link)
― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Monday, 30 December 2002 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 4 January 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)
Also, Slaughter.
― fletrejet, Saturday, 4 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)
Um. Elmo? Mole? L'emo?
― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 4 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 5 January 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Randy Farang (TOOTHFANGCLAW), Sunday, 5 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)
UFO would not make it as an RPG spell. Neither would the Bee Gees, Max Webster, Dixie Chicks, Bratmobile or the Dickies. However, Wet Willie, Black Flag, Jodie Foster's Army, Velvet Monkeys, Journey, Shonen Knife, No Knife, the Church, Lords of the New Church, Lords of Acid would do fine.
― Randy Farang (TOOTHFANGCLAW), Sunday, 5 January 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 5 January 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Randy Farang (TOOTHFANGCLAW), Sunday, 5 January 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Life with Mary, Sunday, 5 January 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)