Pazz And Jop Predictions?

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Who will stop Springsteen? How high will The Streets place? "Hot In Herre" or "Work It" or what? 1300 critics can't be wrong - well yes they can, but speculate here on exactly how...

Tom (Groke), Monday, 6 January 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

LPs
1. Brooooce
2. Beck
3. Flaming Lips
4. Norah Jones
5. Bob Dylan
6. Solomon Burke or The Strebts

i am a pessimist

zebedee, Monday, 6 January 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wilco will be up there.

Boggly Obbly, Monday, 6 January 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I dislike the concept of "Pazz And Jop" because how can you sum up a year with only 10 choices ! This leads to skewed consensus with the same predictable /high profile choices ending up in the higher echeleons of the final poll.


Jumping Fences are collating critics faves from various web and magazine polls: Jumping Fences - Critics' Best 100 Albums of 2002

This is the top 50 at the mo: [ I would expect a high percentage (say 75% +) of these: will also feature in the top 50 in "Pazz And Jop" poll ]

The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Ø JF Pick
The Streets Original Pirate Material Ø
Beck Sea Change Ø JF Pick
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf Ø
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Ø JF Pick
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head Ø
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights Ø
Bright Eyes Lifted or the Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground Ø JF Pick
Eminem The Eminem Show Ø
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags & Codes Ø
The Libertines Up the Bracket Ø JF Pick
Missy Elliott Under Construction Ø
Doves The Last Broadcast Ø
The Notwist Neon Golden Ø
Spoon Kill the Moonlight Ø
Bruce Springsteen The Rising Ø
Sigur Ros () Ø
Boards of Canada Geogaddi Ø
Sonic Youth Murray Street Ø
Solomon Burke Don't Give Up on Me Ø
The Vines Highly Evolved Ø
The Coral The Coral Ø
2 Many DJ's As Heard on Radio Soulwax Pt. 2 Ø
The Roots Phrenology Ø
Lambchop Is a Woman Ø
DJ Shadow The Private Press Ø
Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man Out of Season Ø
Elvis Costello When I Was Cruel Ø
Sleater-Kinney One Beat Ø
Tom Waits Alice Ø
Liars They Threw Us All in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top Ø
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow Ø
Johnny Cash The Man Comes Around Ø
The Polyphonic Spree The Beginning Stages of... Ø
Badly Drawn Boy Have You Fed the Fish? Ø
Clinic Walking with Thee Ø
Tom Waits Blood Money Ø
Tocotronic - Tocotronic Ø
Ms. Dynamite A Little Deeper Ø
Steve Earle Jerusalem Ø
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way Ø
McLusky McLusky Do Dallas Ø
EL-P Fantastic Damage Ø
Godspeed You Black Emperor! Yanqui U.X.O. Ø
Idlewild The Remote Part Ø
Foo Fighters One by One Ø
Radio 4 Gotham! Ø
Weezer Maladroit Ø
David Bowie Heathen Ø
RJD2 Dead Ringer Ø

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 January 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I am soitenly not a voter, but as a pathetic, no-life, time-waster-nerd who has studied all the previous P&J poll results way too much, here is my prediction:

1) Wilco

2) Tom Waits

3) Solomon Burke

4) Queens of the Stone Age

5) Beck

6) Flaming Lips

7) Roots

8) Bruce Springsteen

9) Spoon

10) Streets

Those are the only sure-fire bets, imo, unless some upsets like Ron Sexsmith or the Hives or DJ Shadow (notice how many critics always have to pick "token" choices out of as many genres as possible, in order to parade lists as being "well-rounded") etc. blast their way in by gaining point dominance on the lower end of the ballots. Those three artists should fairly easily make it into the 11-25 spot, along with (and the order here is always unpredictable): Coldplay, NERD, Interpol, Sonic Youth, Super Furry Animals, Missy Elliott, Sigur Ros, Sleater-Kinney, Bright Eyes, Eminem, Steve Earle (the country candidate!) and the Vines.

Warning: don't be put off by surprise showings, however, of somewhat critically mixed relases by Andrew WK or TLC to also show up here, or for peeps who didn't get that much media attention as well, like Scarface or Soundtrack of Our Lives. Also Felix Da Housecat, of course, considering how high it was in Spin, but I reckon that's more 25-40ish.

After that, the sure bets for the last stretch of the top 40 should include the following (who have either been championed by only some publications/crits, but not others, or only by some facets of an "underground" or sigular faction in criticism, whatever it may be, but not enough to form a widespread consensus): Metro Area, Blackalicious, Foo Fighters, El-P, Boards of Canada, Elvis Costello, Doves (actually those last two could rush the 11-25 if they get enough point value, but I'm uncertain), Trail of Dead, Norah Jones, Liars, Red Hot Chili Peppers (they are overdue here, making their P&J top 40 debut, but not a spectacular one methinks - for the same reasons they never made a dent before), Linda Thompson, Badly Drawn Boy, Warren Zevon (they can't forget him THIS year), Talib Kweli (a P&J fav - more hip-hop entries needed for balance, no?).


The surprises that you shouldn't be so surprised about over here in 25-40 land are acts who came out early in the year but have now been overshadowed by others, such as Clinic and Cee-Lo and Musiq, as well as more critically-mixed releases by nonetheless-favorites like Johnny Cash and the Breeders. I don't think Audioslave have a shot, at this point, and am up in the air about that Best Bootlegs in the World album, as I think even underdogs like Ben Kweller will have an esier time in 25-40 than such novelties (but just wait and see, his spot as "extremely-young-American-prodigy-to-root-for will likely be stolen by Bright Eyes). It's hard to make predictions like this in a year with no Ryan fucking Adams/Whiskeytown or Dylan present. Gosh, if only Ryan or Bob had put out another live/compilation album - why by golly, they did, and aren't both included in the Rolling Stone 50 albums of the year? Jiminy!! (So don't be surprised by that either).

Of course, considering how nostalgic and/or "rockist" some of the stalwarts can get 'round voting time, something like George Harrison or the Pretenders can also be expected to crash that 25-40 block shamelessly, but I can pray for Justin, can't I ?

Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 January 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh, add jurassic 5 to the critically-mixed category who could upset.

Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 January 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

if the buffy musical soundtrack doesn't win then the world has gone mad

mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 January 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

More for stats fans, on Metacritic - the top 10 most critically acclaimed albums of 2002 are as follows. [Proof that consensus does not work !]

Metacritic

1.Queens Of The Stone Age
Songs For The Deaf 89

2 Tom Waits
Alice 89

3 The Roots
Phrenology 88

4 Ron Sexsmith
Cobblestone Runway 87

5 The Streets
Original Pirate Material 87

6 Wilco
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot 86

7 Spoon
Kill The Moonlight 86

8 Solomon Burke
Don't Give Up On Me 86

9 Super Furry Animals
Rings Around The World 84

10 Wire
Read & Burn 02 [EP] 84

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I'm mad that metacritic hasn't yet provided the page they did like last year where all they posted all the top 10 lists they could find, a "best of 2002" yet. they had the whole diagram thing going on last year, it was cool.

Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

And...and, uh, the Ron Sexsmith is totally disappointing (as much as I love him). Weird.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Vic, I expect they are still working on it !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite agree with Mark S abt the Buffy soundtrack; I only got to listen to it yesterday (the CD had been sitting in my mailbox over the holidays) - a complete and absolute masterpiece.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 6 January 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No way will Bruce win; he simply isn't as relevant (especially with the younger critics) as he was in his "glory days."
Having said that, I have no idea who will take the top spot. It's been a pretty mediocre year for music. Beck would be my best guess (but not my pick).

Jim M (jmcgaw), Monday, 6 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been a terrific year for chartpop, better i think even than 2001 (UK perspective alert)

i wz very diffident abt even sending in my singles vote, which was pop tarty in the extreme, even by my slack-jawed standards, but i guess i wz forgetting i wasn't voting in the pop-rich context of ILM

mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Top Ten:

Springsteen
Wilco
Beck
Flaming Lips
Eminem
Coldplay
Missy
Queens of the Stone Age
Bright Eyes
The Streets

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 6 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought about throwing out my actual Top Ten and actually submitting my 11-20 to P&J. Would've been a much more interesting list.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

''Quite agree with Mark S abt the Buffy soundtrack; I only got to listen to it yesterday (the CD had been sitting in my mailbox over the holidays) - a complete and absolute masterpiece.''

can someone tell me abt why this is so special.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 6 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What is Pazz and Jop?

jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel ! have you been living in a cave with only Poison and Megadeth CDS fot the last 15 years ! ;-)

Pazz and Jop

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What is Pazz and Jop?

Lady, if you have to ask...

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

...try google

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sinker is OTM about the Buffy album!

J (Jay), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Martian, that's very close to the truth!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the Pazz and Jop poll?

???

Evan (Evan), Monday, 6 January 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(where's Ally when her shout & twist 's needed so badly, evidently?)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 6 January 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally I don't see how anyone can stop Eminem from winning both top album and single (top 2/3 singles?). Not that he's my top choice this year, but...

J. Sot, Thursday, 16 January 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I thought I was the only one who loved the Buffy soundtrack. It's just a really well-done rock musical, but I demoted it from my Top 20 because I don't think it makes any sense without having seen the TV episode, which was a classic.

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I am unduly annoyed with myself for having missed submitting entries this time around. Bother. Well, try for next year I guess!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, Ned, I gave extra points to Godspeed this year to make up for your abscence!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Pazz & Jop '00.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: Buffy Soundtrack. I was told that Gonzales' brother is responsible for some of the music on the Buffy series.

nick.K (nick.K), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bearing in mind that (1) I've never heard Wilco, (2) I've never heard of Rexsmith, until today, and (3) I have heard Phrenology, which obviously distorts my view of it, I predict:

Albums: Wilco 1st, Sleater-Kinney top 5, Streets and Eminem top 10 (possibly the Roots as well, 'cause of all the Sunday school teachers who vote); Northern Light gets one and maybe two spots in the top 40 even though none of their music was available for sale in stores. Dixie Chicks finally make the 40. I'd say "snowball's chance in hell" of Solomon Burke in the top 10, but I'd have said the same thing last year of Ryan Adams.

Singles: "Work It" and "Lose Yourself" place 1 and 2, "Oops (Oh My)" top 10, Kylie top 20. Serial Rhyme Killers get at least one vote.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, Ned, I gave extra points to Godspeed this year to make up for your abscence!

Thanks for nothing. ;-)

If "Lose Yourself" gets anywhere in the top ten, then my fundamental view of the stupidity of the world is reconfirmed. But that doesn't take much.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually think the singles race is potentially the closest and most exciting in a long time. I'm going with "Work It," "Hot in Herre," and "Without Me" as 1-2-3, though I predict the race between Missy and Nelly will be a tight one (I'd prefer a Nelly victory, but all three were in my personal Top 10). There are also lots of strong "dark horses," any of which could throw the whole thing off balance, especially in vying for the third spot (I mean stuff like Tweet, a couple bootlegs, the other 2 Eminem singles--neither of which I care for--and Kylie, which I think has a legitimate shot at the top 5, and almost certainly top 10).

No clue about the albums, and don't really care much especially as I assume the Tweet album won't even place.

s woods, Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, funny you should say that, S; Tweet's album was on my planned list of ten as well.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Ned, you'll possibly be pleased to know that GY!BE wasn't actually in my top 10 at all, consequently getting no points from me at all.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, someone else, can't remember who, also surprised me by listing the Tweet record, so maybe it does stand a snowball's chance in hell of showing up in the poll, I don't know. (It didn't get very good reviews around these parts, I do remember that.)

s woods, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I now see your influence in the eye poll, scott.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, Sean, but...I have influence?!? Well, that's good, especially seeing as I don't have any *comments* (for which I can't blame them--I couldn't put anything together I was happy with in time for their deadline). Mystifying that they list me as a 'Village Voice' contributor; I didn't do anything for them in 2002, yet I did a fair bit for *eye weekly* during the first half of the year....hmm, what are they trying to tell me?

It was pretty cool to see some ILX-ers in there, though (yourself, Mark P...I believe that's it, right? I was hoping Sundar would've been in there, too, or Kim).

(Just in case anyone out there cares, here's what we're talking about.)

s woods, Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to put Village Voice in my brackets too, but then I though it would be presumptuous, having only one article published there. I probably would have changed my comment a bit, too, but oh well, what's done is done.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but Sean, you shouldn't worry about that--Phil Dellio put 'Flesh World' in his brackets, and he only had one or two things published there last year (that I'm aware of, anyhow).

s woods, Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I just noticed how many names in there are from Chart. Good thing I gave up writing for Chart a couple of years ago...one more Chart byline would have just been TOO MUCH.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That's also worth noting in light of the fact that there's at least 15 less people overall this year than there was last year...where do you figure everyone's gone?

s woods, Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Selling backbacon?

Andy K (Andy K), Thursday, 16 January 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you should have said that if "Lose Yourself" got in the Top Ten you'd vomit on your sweater.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 17 January 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Top 10 LPs

1. The Eminem Show
2. Sea Change
3. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
4. The Rising
5. Jerusalem
6. Alice
7. One Beat
8. The Streets
9. The Private Press
10. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

Maybe not in that exact order, but something like it.

J. Sot (J. Sot), Friday, 17 January 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No way The Eminem Show finished higher than The Marshall Mathers LP, especially with the 8 Mile Soundtrack splitting the vote a little bit.

One Beat and YHF will finish higher than that, The Private Press lower, Jerusalem much lower. Sea Change could finish anywhere from second to twentysecond (I'd have a better idea where if I liked the record). The Hives will finish top ten, and I've probably already bitten off more than I can chew re: the Streets and the Pazz & Jopp but my guess is Pink finishes higher, maybe No Doubt, the Roots, and (darkhorse) Cody ChesnuTT as well.


Where's this Dylan record gonna rank? (top 30, maybe top 20)


Someone who's not posted here yet knows more than they're telling (and I don't mean C. Eddy)

James Blount, Friday, 17 January 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank, I haven't heard the Wilco myself yet, but I predict that it won't win just because they never seem to have anything particularly interesting to say (unless they're "coming up" with tunes to old Woody Guthrie lyrics, of course). Something similar can be said about Sea Change, which I'm listening to at the moment just to make sure.

(btw, am I the only one here that thinks half the tunes/arrangements on the Beck CD have been lifted from '70s Stones/Dylan? And wasn't he much more interesting when he was trying hard to be ironic?)

Bruce, on the other hand, has plenty to say, just not a particularly interesting way of saying it (particularly interesting for 2002, that is). Or maybe it’s just his work with his band that’s not so gosh almighty interesting these days. Hey, maybe Bruce should have hired Wilco as his backup for The Rising! I think that would have made for a much more interesting combination of talent than his recent work with the E. Street Band for sure. Besides, how could they Wilco resist the great honor bestowed upon them by Herr Boss? I mean, he has been this era’s answer to Woody at least since the early ‘80s, hasn’t he?

That leaves Eminem, who really didn't seem to have any seriously outstanding competition last year—at least as far as I can tell—as he did in 2000. I mean, where's 2002s Stankonia, or Stories from the City, or Kid A, I ask you?

Steve Earle, S-K and DJ Shadow are mostly wishful thinking on my part, but so what. Why can’t people just vote for great albums, as opposed to what’s fashionably hip in any given year?

Also, I actually much prefer Blood Money to Alice but I don't think it will do as well pollwise. Sad. And I really wish the mekons could do better than they will (probably in the 50-80 range, I predict). The Greatest Bootlegs CD will probably place in the top 40, assuming that anyone outside of NY other than me has even heard it (downloads don’t count in my book).

I haven't really gotten into Yoshimi just yet, so I don't really understand what's up with that one.

And I think you’re probably right about the top 2 singles, but I’m betting Eminem comes up top anyway.

J. Sot (J. Sot), Friday, 17 January 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Northern Light gets one and maybe two spots in the top 40 even though none of their music was available for sale in stores."

Surely you mean Northern STATE, don't you, Frank?

J. Sot (J. Sot), Friday, 17 January 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely I do.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Ned on "Lose Yourself" it will reaffirm that punk nihilism will never be as popular as melodramatic whining about the american dream failing you.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean its fucking Purple Rain all over again. The scary sex freak out to destroy your world and spit on your values with glee is actually just a young man from a dysfunctional family trying to "make it", racked with P-A-I-N. Prince and Eminem are just GODDAMN JUDY GARLAND. Is that what you want America?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And if Springsteen wins I will cum on up for the raping. Of him.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP SAYING "BECK = IRONIC" DAMN IT

PS: Stop hatin', Tony.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My name ain't Tony, it's Anthony. Mr. Miccio if yer nasty.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops. (I referred to Matos as "Mike" once, too, so I'm pretty bad with this shit.)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's cool. and point taken. I try to not too pile on the violent hyperbole but the idea of a P&J with "Lose Yourself" and "The Rising" at the top of the single and album charts is just.......shudder.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But I liked "Lose Yourself", what with it being a shining example of Em's narrative skills and also the fact that it could probably be very easily mashed-up with Aesop Rock's "9-5ers Anthem". (I could care less about The Rising or anything else Bruce has released since about 1984 or so but it's not like he released Goddess in the Doorway or something)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

he's using his admittedly excellent narrative skills to tell me that he isn't happy whether he's rich or poor and he doesn't know why. well, like, duh, he has issues. materialism isn't the answer to anything. if the song did more than just pictorially bellyache. I'd love it, like I do so much of his work.

And I liked the single "God Gave Me Everything I Want" way more than anything Bruce did. I'd probably argue it's the worst album of Bruce's career. Especially lyric-wise, I think he got his adjectives via mad libs. And I frikkin' love his '80s output.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Tunnel of Love is his best album!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

When was that? Post-'84? OK, how about "since 1990"?

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Your comment in the Eye poll was obnoxious Sean! I'll have you know that it was my MOM that bought all the records in our family - in my world, dads only listen to bagpipe music.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you should have said that if "Lose Yourself" got in the Top Ten you'd vomit on your sweater.

It would take some time to clean off, and that would be sad.

a shining example of Em's narrative skills

To reference another point elsewhere, the concept of Eminem, skillful narrator, makes me boggle as much as Keanu Reeves, action hero.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone ever seen Eminem and Keanu in the same room together. They both have three vowels in their first name, three syllables. Coincidence?

Carey, Monday, 20 January 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanem. We've got a Photoshop opportunity for those who want it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly because of my belief in fundamental stupidity (not of the world, just of Pazz & Jop voters), I think The Eminem Show will waltz in. If Marshall Mathers was fourth, then this one's so much calmer, kinder and safer that it's gotta win - not least because this year saw no huge crossover that your average daily writer could vote for to show that see, I do like this hip hop shit.

Ned, even you must admit that Em's better at acting than Keanu is at playing bass.

B.Rad (Brad), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"huge crossover that your average daily writer could vote for to show that see, I do like this hip hop shit" = (in theory at least) Original Pirate Material or Phrenology. Again, EVERYBODY knows this is his weakest album (Infinite, as always, doesn't count) = not gonna win, not when there's two (Charles Aaron thinks three) Eminem singles begging to receive a consolation vote. Wilco wins going away (it's like '97 first and second place combined + they're midwestern + 9/11 + sticking it to 'the industry').

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, even you must admit that Em's better at acting than Keanu is at playing bass.

His breathing is better than Keanu's playing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

My belief is in the fundamental stupidity of the world, and Pazz and Jop voters can be included in there every now and then. But they do ask the most random mag writers, hobbyists, scribes, musicians to vote (myself included who didn't really give as much a damn this year as I used to). So it's not like only the creme de la creme de la creme de la creme (did I spell that right? Oye Tartuffe) get to vote in a great wank off. I'm almost 99% sure that Eminem will not win the top spot. And I'm thinking he will place somewhere from 4-10.

Carey, Monday, 20 January 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'll let Keanu play my bass anyday...

When I was attended UVa, we had a modern studies prof. who lectured about Keanu and how he was a genius because he harkened back to Warholian standards of bad acting. Or you could also say the Hal Hartley school of bad acting, so you are always aware of what you are watching. But he was genius for doing it.

Carey, Monday, 20 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMN JUDY GARLAND. Is that what you want America?

Anthony I hope you are not suggesting that it would be anything other than wondaful if the top ten were all Judy and Liza all the time, because if you are, then it is time to THROW DOWN ;-)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Liza and Judy fans can THROW DOWN? I thought they'd just weep hysterically and scream "I hate you I hate you I hate you!"

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't get them riled.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

they will slap the life out of you

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

They will have David Gest disembowel you with his tongue.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Just for future ref: what does reserving your spot for P&J do? Do you send them your ten with a clever blurb for each... or what?

jm (jtm), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

they ask for ten albums, weighted with points: no more than 30 apiece, no less than 5, totaling 100. if you list fewer than ten, take off five points per album you don't list: 9 albums = 95 pts, 8 albums = 90, like that. singles: ten, no points. the comments are up to you: blurbs about each album/single, commentary on pop phenomenon, your own life, the year in general, whatever you want. plenty of people who do year-end wrap-ups just send those along, others write essays specifically for the occasion. the Voice editors pick and choose the comments that appear in print, and pay the writers per comment.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
I'm reviving this thread, just to gloat.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Amazing how predictable the P&J turned out to be. By my count, Yancey correctly called 8 of the eventual top 10.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I got close. QotSA, which was in my predicted Top Ten finished at #11, while Bright Eyes was #17. Not bad.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

my predictions weren't as accurate but I at least got some of the order right, and almost all of the rtists I mentioned did make it (in the 11-25 part)

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)


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