New pop out at the moment & questions about it

Cheeky Girls: Cheeky Girls (Touch My Bum)
Now, I've never been a fan of cheesy pop music but I've gotta say that this is a work of pure genius. I'm not even being ironic. I'd heard people talk about how awful this song is but never heard it till I saw the video the other day. What gets me is the people slagging this record off are the same ones who are dancing about to Britney, Kylie and S Club. I don't get it. Is it because the Cheeky Girls seem like a piss take of all that stuff? Because that's almost what it is - it's so blatantly err... CHEEKY that it stops being camp or ironic or whatever label people give things like Steps et al. It's a hilarious song and the way the girls take themselves so seriously in interviews adds to the fun. I am glad that this record exists, even though I would never buy or even really want to listen to it.

T-A-T-U - (forget the song title)
Well if the Cheeky Girls had my jaw dropping in amazement, this had me pinching myself in disbelief. Don't know anything about this act but whoever's idea it was to have two nubile schoolgirls getting off with each other in the rain to an admittedly pedestrian backing track needs a slap on the back. What is the deal with this? How come it gets shown on the Box when they won't even let Eminem say "with a can of gas and a pack of matches" on their channel? Though I reckon there couldn't be anything cooler than this video, has there been any kind of uproar from distressed mothers about this one?

Electric Six: High Voltage
Excellent tune which I originally heard on the Soulwax mix CD. I'd assumed that it was an old song that had been bootlegged with something (i don't have a tracklisting for 2many DJs). I really like it and the video seems to compliment it completely. But who are electric six? someone told me they were a collaboration of some famous bands who i forget. The way they sing the words "High Voltage" reminds me of Captain Beefheart for some odd reason.

Audiobullys: We Don't Care
This is ace too. At first I thought it was trying too hard to be like the Streets (which it kindof is, but in a nice way). The video, for those who haven't seen it, is of a small boy with a skinhead strutting about then going into a pub, perving up a middle-aged woman and then starting on someone. Also I like the vocodered bit in the track that samples a tune from the Teen Wolf soundtrack. Can someone tell me what the name of that tune is?

Audioslave: something or other
This is bullshit. No-one should care about these old tossers anymore. The remainders of RATM sound so weak without Zach De La Rocha and Chris Cornell's voice just makes me want to stick on Black Hole Sun instead of this uninspiring drivel. Nice fireworks though.

Anyway, those were just a few thoughts. If anyone can answer me the questions here it would be appreciated. Comments or whatever. Just trying to fathom this influx of weird stuff.