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enjoy!
― lip gloss expert, Friday, 10 January 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Friday, 10 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)
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― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Friday, 10 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)
Fade in on unkempt dorm room or similarly filthy bedroom in a shoddy apartment house. 3-4 DUDES are sitting on various pieces of furniture drinking OLD MILWAUKEE. One DUDE is in front of a COMPUTER, typing.
DUDE: I'm totally IMing like nine different bitches right now.DUDE2: (chuckles) Awesome.DUDE3: Did you get that bitch with the nose ring and the blue hair?DUDE: No, she's gone. But this other one has like green hair and likes Melt Banana a lot!DUDE3: Shit yeah dude! Tell her you want her.DUDE: No way, dude, it's too early. I wanna see if any of these sluts have video chat.DUDE4: You guys are fucking lame. Grab me another beer.DUDE: Naw dude, this is awesome. I'm gonna see if I can get some of these bitches to show me their tits. DUDE2: Word.DUDE3. Awesome.
DUDES chuckle at their own cleverness and the susceptibility of indie rock webcam hoochies. Sound of more OLD MILWAUKEE being opened as the camera fades to black.
― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)
DUDE5: Man, some guy just tried to get me to show him my tits on the webcam! I knew I shouldn'ta pretended I was a girl.DUDE6: Uh-huh. Wanna soda?
The End
― Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)