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Hey. We're all grown-ups here... what's the perfect soundtrack to sex?

Y'see, a bit of 'ohh-la-la' to the sounds of MBV's 'Loveless' should be perfect - but as I only have it on vinyl I can only listen to one side before it cuts off half-way through. I can't very well get up and turn it over - CAN I? Which is one point in favour of CD's.

Zero 7's 'Simple Things' is a goodie... but it's a bit sedate.

I'm just getting a bit bored of hearing Al Green's 'Greatest Hits' all the time, that's all. I need something new.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some contenders: MOON SAFARI by Air, VICTORIALAND by Cocteau Twins, PROTECTION by Massive Attack and HOT BUTTERED SOUL by Isaac Hayes. I'd list AVALON by Roxy Music and just about anything by Sade, but they're just too cliched by this point.

― alex in nyc, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think a more interesting qn would be - what properties should a soundtrack to sex have?

Being liked by both people is a good start, especially if you're one of ILM's monogamists. I'd be spending a night with Captain Wrist if I tried putting Loveless on, for instance.

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can we get granular? okay, best Handjob music: "Panama" by Van Halen. best Going-Down music: "I'll Wait" by Van Halen. I guess it's all by Van Halen. or Sade, you know, depending on where you're at in the relationship.

by the way, Bootylicious is a great fucking song.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't think 'hot buttered soul' is very good sex music.

― ethan, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most of the men I've dated would be spending the night with Captain Wrist if they put on any of their music, so I'm voting no music at all. Maybe Massive Attack. Definitely NOT MBV, as I'd kick the seat of anyone who'd put that on, bloody indie wanks (sorry Ned). The more inobtrusive the music the better though; like certain Spiritualized albums would work but NOT their best one, ie Ladies and Gentlemen. Disco actually works too, oddly, because you wouldn't think it would due to the speed but it's got the groove down.

The weirdest music I've ever made out to is definitely The Holy Bible. I just sat there totally not thinking about what was going on, saying, hmmm, this isn't very romantic, listening to someone talking about anorexia and getting snogged. What was the guy thinking?

I have much weirder experiences with what's on the tv/vcr/dvd when a guy starts up, actually. Let's just say South Park = bad sex tv cos I don't pay attention (another what the hell are you thinking experience), and I can't bring myself to watch a certain Christian Bale film without giggling.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hm? No, don't worry, I've never tried _Loveless_ myself in that regard and don't plan on it. That said, one time I found Slowdive's _Just for a Day_ to be astonishingly atmospheric. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alex! DO not shag to Cocteau Twins! It is forbidden! They hate when peopl e do that! Shag to Bing Crosby. Or AC DC

― -- Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, but Ned, have you had sex *with* "Loveless" yet?

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So that's why there's a hole in the middle of cds.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, listen, this is just begging for me to make a dodgy comment about how if you fit thru that hole, that's going to be the only thing you're having sex with.

But I won't. So there.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear, I wasn't trying to suggest anything about Ned...I was talking about....the European Jukebox ltd edition with the really really extra big hole. Yeah! That's right!

Or the exhaust pipe of Dr C's hoover.

(Delete this thread now Josh and spare the world)

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, don't delete it, where else can I whore around online?

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At least Nicole and Ally jumped in with gusto, Tom. Stop being so coy. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't Courtney Love claim she'd lost her virginity, in a Liverpool council house, to Joy Division's 'Isolation'? Charming. Unintentionally hearing Primal Scream's 'Come Together' at my then GFs raised a smile.

― Stevo, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nina simone is great until you get to the political stuff. I do not mind the poltical stuff but i do not want to hear about lynching mid shag.

― Anthony, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ok, properties:

1. must be by either Van Halen, Sade
2. must be a, um, full-length CD
3. i don't think a groove is necessary (now that i think about it, indie dance would be great?). nice, but not essential, because the groove is already there, right? so "atmospheric" works, especially in the morning.
4. should not make you giggle.
5. should contain no lyrics about how terrible love is, why my girlfriend's a bitch, etc. So that's all of country music out, then.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that makes sense. unless partner is fiery romantic leader of people. otherwise asian dub foundation is out. 6. no political commentary.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I believe that my wife would spontaneously manifest a thermonuclear device if I put Asian Dub Foundation on the stereo and tried to make a move. I think it would be slightly less repellent than covering the bed with dead rats.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some people don't need a full length CD. In fact, a single would be better so they don't get all embarassed.

And I'm NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYONE HERE, before anyone gets all pissy with me.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It doesn't matter, we're already snickering at the thought of The Solinger and one of those 2 minute Buzzcocks songs. ;-)

― Nicole, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's exactly what I was afraid would be said. I'm going to hear this one til my head explodes. Oh well, he can consider it payback for something he said about me last week. ;)

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Fred tried it once, it was all right for kicks, but now he's found a habit that sticks.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The question is - why put something on? As a pelvic (or whatever) metronome? As a distraction? As an intensifier? To disguise some noise? Different circs need different sounds.

The Great Satan of shag-music is the C90. Unless made specially, if you have a 'suitable' thing on side A, a cosmic law states you will have Asian Dub Foundation (or something equally no-no) on side B and will have forgotten about it. My trusty auto-reversing stereo has let me down on many occasions like this.

Important search-and-destroy question: songs that are meant to be sexy. Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) ISN'T. Love To Love You Baby IS (sort of).

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't know what's worse, all of this slander or ned's "orgasm addict" joke.

― fred solinger, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stevo: losing-it songs are another matter. Fact is it's most likely going to be rubbish anyway so you might as well put something unlikely on and give yourself a good story ten years down the line.

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There is no slander! I said it wasn't you! Goddamnit! No one is listening to me! You all just nod and say, "She's fabulous, how cute"! No one listens! Argh!

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometimes people ask me, Tom, is it tough having a girlfriend who doesn't care about music or your website? In future I will direct them to this thread.

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh, i'm not saying YOU slandered me, i mean NICOLE of course, though you had to have known what the outcome would've been after you posted.

― fred solinger, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but that's why I said: I'm not talking about anyone who I am aware is reading this. If you are an ex of mine and you're reading this as a lurker therefore I don't know you're here, then sure, I might be talking about you. But anyone I KNOW is here whom I have slept with: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. Okay? Is this sorted? Thank you.

Political music is all wrong to have sex to. You shouldn't have sex to music with messages, she says in vain attempt to bring this thread off the topic of too-quick boyfriends past.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, you write songs about me AND very cruelly rubbish my accent, prepare to be slandered. You were asking for it, bee gee boy.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wish writing songs about me and slandering my voice was the worst Fred had done to ME.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

D'ANGELO. Fulfills all criteria. And if your partner's not into D'Angelo you've just saved yourself a lot of hassle. Case closed.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if your partner is D'Angelo? That brings me to a question that has always burned me: do artists that make "traditional sex music" listen to themselves during sex? Would that be creepy? Would it make them laugh? This is a serious question. Does Barry White listen to Barry White when he gets it on?

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once spent a summer night with Senor Wrist while listening to a live radio broadcast of a Pat Benatar concert. This was, I hasten to add, a very long time ago. Nurse!

― Steve Deisler, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone who'd listen to their own records during sex should probably just stick to sex with Senor Wrist. That's like Russell Crowe shouting "Go Russ Go!" (allegedly) during sex.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh it's a serious question is it Ally? It's lucky Barry's a lurker here.

D'Angelo??? Christ. Some cliches never die.

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It IS a serious question. I've always wondered that. Or like if you have on MTV or the radio in general, and your song comes on while you're going at it, would you get embarassed? It's something that I think about occasionally, ok?

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No talkin bad bout D'Angelo Tom!! How do you think cliches become cliches anyway? And how come you're suspicious when D wears his sex on his sleeve? Do you not fall out when you heard Voodoo? I was on a roadtrip to Delaware w/some friends of mine the first time I heard it and were all about to start lickin each other right there. I am not kidding. Hearing his voice quaver, stop, start, "I got my - I got my finger on the trigger..." "Spanish Joint" is so so def (has there been a D'Angelo thread yet? cause I could go ON).

Ally - you know, the bg vocals on Voodoo are ALL D'ANGELO, which is fairly narcissistic in its own right... no small stretch to imagine big D doing the hand jive to it. he's clearly more turned on by the sight of his own body than anything else. can't say i blame him. now barry white on the "other hand"...

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A girl once said to me "can you put some serge gainsbourg on?". This set the general tone of the evening. and it was an excellent evening.

― matthew james, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like having you around, Tracer, your tastes are my polar opposite. Voodoo was the worst album I bought last year.

Ally, how inconceivable is it that someone would like the sound of their own voice? Or have you forgotten already about the guy you know who wants to go around every day wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with his own image?

― Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, no, it's not inconceivable at all. It's not something that I'm personally into, in fact I'd rather kill myself than listen to myself, but I can certainly conceive of someone enjoying that. Which is why I asked, do they make that music for themselves? I wonder. Which brings up the flip side question: you're the person doing it with said famous sex-musician. Doesn't this creep you the hell out? Discuss.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, voodoo was an utter let down. after listening to it, i don't think i even need to ask if d'angelo masturbates to his own music. the proof's in the tunes: what is voodoo if not one long jerk-off session?

― fred solinger, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Voodoo is good background music.

Note that I did not say GOOD BACKGROUND FOR SEX MUSIC.

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anybody who finds himself in bed with Britney and DOESN'T put on her music is creepy.

― Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're not speaking from personal experience here, are you?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone in bed with Britney should immediately put on Jessica Simpson.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone in bed with ANYONE who plays Britney Spears as sex music is creepy.

I have this horrible paper cut on my finger. It looks like an animal was gnawing on me. I swear to god. It is all black and blue and it poured blood all over my keyboard and now it's all disgusting looking. A paper cut!!!

― Ally, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A 'sexy' album I do actually think is sexy: Greetings From LA, by Tim Buckley. I also think it's ridiculous, though.

― Tom, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course it's ridiculous, Tom, that's part of the appeal. What do you expect when the opening lines from the whole thing are "I went down to the meat rack tavern/And I found myself a big ol' healthy girl," after all?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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I had an embarassing incident with Limp Bizkit's first record which I may have mentioned on another thread. Suffice it to say that now I always check what's in my CD player before ignition.

Voodoo is the short shit, definitely. The bass isn't plentiful, but what they do with it...

I like jazz for such activity, but it's a fine line, isn't it? On the one hand, Coltrane's ballads record is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. On the other, as a friend of mine once said, smooth jazz is anything that would enhance your Jacuzzi.

To answer the question: forget AC/DC, it's Danzig all the way.

― Dave M., Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, I think "Mother" might put a little um, crimp in the proceedings.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If her sense of irony is keen enough; then Let's Get It On.

Otherwise it becomes über-trite.

― JM, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still have a particular fondness for the Natural Born Killers SOundtrack..begins with Leonard, almost ends with Leonard, and has some NIN, Lou Reed, Patti Smith and Dylan in the middle - bascially what all sex and love is like.

― Geoff, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dulli's Twilight Singers s/t is a nice one. Spiritualized's Lazer Guided Melodies. Laika's Sounds of Satellites. Coil's Love's Secret Domain.

― bnw, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sepultura and Deicide becuase they fit the mood ;)

― Luptune Pitman, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I usually just throw on whatever I was listening to last, but notably it's not for sexual purposes so much as sound-blanketing. Have found that Andrew Weatherall's "Force Tracks" compilation really works nicely though, as did Orbital's "Are We Here?" (notably *not* preceded by the gabba) track) one time. Sasha & Digweed music sounds best at times like this too. Lil' Kim's "How Many Licks" always seems like a good idea, but invariably results in collapsing with laughter.

― Tim, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Silly boy, Tim, it's all about adjusting your tongue to the pace, surely. Hm, I think I'll stop here.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the 10 sounds of fucking.. a copulation compilation.. 1)jesus built my hotrod - ministry.. 2)watermelon man.. julie london version.. 3)gainsbourg's jetaime.. donna summer's casablanca cover... 4)bonnie and clyde.. serge gainsbourg again.. 5)do it.. (all minute and a half of it).. sacred reich.. 6)no love lost.. joy division.. 7)april in paris.. louis armstrong duet with ella fitzgerald.. 8)night of the vampire.. roky ericson.. 9)fucking hostile... pantera.. 10)calling occupants of interplanetary space craft. carpenters or) alternately all of lou reeds metal machine music...

tonights honourable mention.. sick city.. david holmes..

― dan, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could swear we have now had this topic about 3 or 4 times. Where is Nicky D with his bright blue links to old threads?

― the pinefox, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

perfect album for sex - MARVIN GAYE - WHAT'S GOING ON

― ivan mandic, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...

No mention of Brian Eno yet?I have a thing about having someone singing on the stereo during sex - it's too weird.But as I was sort of saying,instrumental Eno!Ambient 1 and 2,The Pearl (with Harold Budd).It's hard to pick entire albums because something usually comes along to ruin the mood (eg. the Pachelbel adaptations on Discreet Music).

― Damian, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Al Stewart - Year of the Cat

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

They Might Be Giants - NO

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's some albums that have been extremely effective sex-music for me (& my exes):

Peter Gabriel's Passion
Future Sound of London's Lifeforms
Talvin Singh's OK, also the Sounds of the Asain Underground comp
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan's Final Studio Sessions
(those NFAK/Michael Brook colab CDs were good too)
Bjork's Vespertine*
Buckethead's Colma
DJ Shadow's "What Does Your Soul Look Like?" series of tracks
also just about every Miles Davis or John Coltrane record EVER

*It seems extremely rare that vocal/lyrical music makes for appropriate sex-music, but there are some exceptions.**

**However, I once had a surprisingly extraordinary amazing drunken shag to JSBX's Orange. I wouldn't expect anything like that to happen ever again though.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(And in my experience, when my own music has come on the multi-disk changer mid-coitus, it's never been a turn-on whatsoever.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

PRINCE, PEOPLE!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I lost my virginity to an Ella Fitzgerald comp years and years ago. I definitely second jazz.

I suppose I am one of those horrible people who had sex to their own music. When I was doing ambient a few years back I recorded a cd's worth of material specifically for having sex. It featured a lot of volume dynamics and delicate washes. I was looking for audio wallpaper to add a bit of color to the room, nothing intrusive or demanding. It was actually pleasant when played quietly.

I did not mention to her that it was my music or that I had made it specifically for the occasion. I think it was about as creepy as having sex in a room that you decorated or having sex in front of a painting that you did. It is just decoration.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That is inspiring and/or crazy.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally killed this thread :)

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

also just about every Miles Davis or John Coltrane record EVER

i was going to say that some of the freer albums by these two would not make the best shagging music, but let's just say Peter Brötzmann's "Fuck de Boere"* was on once and it created for a wild experience

*(didn't realize how appropriate the title was till now)

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and one time John Zorn's Morricone tribute "The Big Gundown" was on right when we started to fool around. this section comes on where it sounds like cowboys are starting to round up the heard (HYAA! HO! GIDDEE UP!) and we both just started laughing uncontrollably. i don't think we even kissed for days after that with out laughing.

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Two years ago was another world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned we're talking music, not soap operas. (Sorry.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

def leppard - hysteria. runner up: sonic youth - evol.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

def leppard - hysteria.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha I just reread this thread and it was a gigantic Ned-Ally-Fred dogpile)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It was astounding! As I've said.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the funniest thread EVAH!!!

My answers would be:
*Peter Gabriel - _Passion_. I don't know why, maybe it's the repressed ex-Catholic Schoolgirl in me, but this album makes me wanna get it on. (And it really worries me that it's in Nickalicious' list as well)

*Bowery Electric - _Beat_. Aaaahhhh. Non-obtrusive, but with lots of lovely textures and gently building beats that get faster and more insistent as the album moves from foreplay to out and out gettin' it on.

*Spiritualized - _Volume 1_. This is so obvious that it goes without saying. In fact, the other night, while I was taking a bath, HSA sidled in, deposited a speaker on the floor which was playing the Feel So Sad glides and chimes arkestra. A few minutes later, HSA siddles in and deposits a beanbag on the floor next to the bathtub. A few minutes later HSA siddles in and deposits himself in the beanbag with an icecold Lime Baccardi Breezer and waggles his eyebrows at me.

GOD YES, I AM HAVING SEX, AND I AM SO PLEASED WITH THIS THAT I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD, THANK YOU GOD, YES, YES, YES, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.

Ha-hem. Yes, anyway... :-)

― kate, Thursday, 5 June 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Europe - The Final Countdown

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 5 June 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

anything by Andrew WK.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 6 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"I got the cleanest, meanest penis" - Biggie is grate for comedy sex...

But "Try Again" on repeat is the best.

― Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

holi sh*t kate were you, y'know, actually on the job when the caps kicked in there?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh heh heh. That would be funny. I'm trying to think if I've ever actually had sex while on ILX? Don't think so, but I think I've come close, in the sort of "You love that computer more than you love me!" "Sorry, what were you saying? I just popped on to check the new answers page while you went to clean up..."

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

me neither. nearly. o. o. nearly.

but not quite.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Is dropping the beanbag code for teabagging?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My list:

Jeff Buckley - "Grace", I've had some great sex to this. I think its a sexy album.

Marvin Gaye - "Lets Get It On" Lp, how can you not.

Bjork - "Post", i like grunting icelanders.

Teddy Pendergrass "Teddy"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

A beanbag, for those more dirtyminded of you, is a CHAIR!!! Is teabagging what I think it is?

(BTW, for anyone who ever visits us... just a word of warning, don't sit in the beanbag.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what a beanbag is, i was being a perv. If i could read your mind I'd let you know if your assumptions of teabagging were correct.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA = a perv, so it's likely. ;-)

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No, now I'm really curious. Does teabagging involve testes?

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sure and dipping sauce.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dipping sauce? I'm lost. Be less metaphorical, please. Medical terminology is preferred.

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll use Easy-E lyrics to explain..."Gently place the ballz into the mouth and hummmmmmmmmmmmm."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, that's all? Here was me thinking it was something dirty! Heh heh, in that case, yes to the original question.

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

o dear.
and i thought it had to do with when a sister was visited by her homegirls

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

well, typically Kate it would involve the HSA squatting and dropping his "beanbag" into your mouth.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!? HAS HSA BEEN TALKING ABOUT OUR SEXLIFE ON I LOVE THE GUILD OF HANDSOME SOUNDARTISTS?!?!?!?

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

no, we all been imaginin' this fo' a while kate

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so pleased with this "teabagging" phrase. It brings whole added dimensions of amusement to simple household tasks. I will go home tonight and ask HSA "So, do you fancy a cup of tea, wink wink, nudge nudge?" and endless hillarity etc. tra la la, ain't love grand?

― kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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