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I really don't know what you people are on about sometimes. What is this question asking? I thought this was a music discussion forum or something.

Do I get paid to be your attorney? I need $90 to pay for the Richey Edwards autograph I just bought for no apparent reason, like I have $90 anymore. That's my attorney fee.

Alternately, you can just say nice things about my blog, which doesn't even deserve nice things but hey why not?

As my first act as an attorney, I'd like to move that no bad can be said about a blog using a character from Twin Peaks as part of its URL. The defense rests - for now.

it would have been cooler if it was the log lady or something. or that midget, but i don't know his name.

I don't think the midget really had a name, but regardless, I object to that line of questioning because it has nothing to do with the blog at hand.

Pinefox - I share your bewilderment. I don't know what's going on here.

Pinefox, Dr. C:

The music talk is still here. In fact, I'd say that a good 90% of the threads here are about music, despite appearances to the contrary. In fact, the Sex Pistols Classic Or Dud is really excellent, as is the Britpop salvage thread.

And Dale Cooper has written reviews for my site -- well, dictate is probably a better word -- so don't go near him! He's a tough man to track down anyway.

How's Annie?

Wasn't the small person named the Man from Another Planet or something to that effect? Teznef zheznarg zafraf Looruh Palmuhr?

"Excuse me... excuse me, this is DAMN fine coffee... AND HOT!!"

"Have you got a pen? I want to write an epic poem - ABOUT THIS PIE!!"

"The owwwls... are NOT what they seem"

"He's in Oregon. O. RE. GOHHHHN!"

What IS this thread about, by the way?

Zeees treayed ezz abut mayah blooorg.

This seems to be turning into a pop-culture forum... c.f. The Simpsons, the literary posts, movie posts and such an' such. We need Freakytrigger as a main hub again. We lack focus.

Oh yeah...