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I say its the "Gummi de Milo" one about sexual harrasment. Ethan says it blows. What d'you think and whats yer favorite?

― Michael Bourke, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a tie between the one where shelbyville steals the lemon tree and the first part of 'who shot mr.burns', easily.

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Deep Space Homer

― Jeff, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the one where homer gets a gun

― ernest, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the one where homer gets a gun is indeed hilarious. that just reminded me of the prohibition one. every time rex banner is onscreen it's the purest comedy of any kind ever created in history. don't make me quote.

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

to make this somehow related to music, how about listing your favorite simpsons musical moments too? personally, i can't see the ramones for five seconds without saying 'smithers, have the rolling stones killed'.

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't remember what happened in the rest of the episode (I think it was one of the hundreds of theme park-satire episodes), but the one where Homer won't throw out the giant sandwich. At one point the sandwich has mushrooms growing on it, and he's still trying to finish eating it. Then he gets sick and throws the sandwich away, but rescues it saying "how can I stay mad at you?"

Gummi de Milo is a classic too, though!

Favorite musical moment: perhaps "When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer."

― Blake, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As for musical Simpsons, let's not forget Homerpalooza: Where else are you going to see Sonic Youth eating Peter Frampton's watermelon?

― Mitch Lastnamewithhelf, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'homer simpson wrecks my pig, cypress hill steals my orchestra, and sonic youth's in my cooler--get out of there you kids!'

does anyone else think the orchestral version of 'insane in the brain' is so much better than the regular one? i guess marge and i have similar taste.

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More Gummi De Milo gold: 'Homers crime was great and immense (pause) We mean it in the prerogative sense' Homer slips in the shower, cue photo of Homer fondling himself with a shower curtain over himself and a headline that says 'Homer sleeps in oxygen tent' The one where homer befriends Ned is a classic too. Especially the Terminator 2 pisstake where he runs after Ned's car with the two golf clubs.

― Michael, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mitch - was homerpalooza where he gets a cannonball shot into his stomach? if so, it's got one of my favorite exchanges of all time.

Teen 1: Oh wow, it's like, that cannonball dude. He's cool.

Teen 2: Are you being ironic?

Teen 1: (sighs) I don't even know any more.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My favorite? God, there are so many that it isn't even funny. Offhand, the first episode I can think of is probably the one where Marge forces Bart to befriend Ralph, because Ralph is my favorite character. I may very well be Ralph.

Favorite musical moments: The Canyonero jingle, and "Who Needs the Quik-E-Mart?"

― Nicole, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a sub-plot, but the one with the Broadway Musical version of "Planet of the Apes" (i.e. "Rock me, Dr.Zaius"). I laughed until I stopped.

― alex in nyc, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Homer using a stick of butter as a pencil holder. Fantastic!

― Steven James, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's not a subplot, that episode was about troy mcclure's shitty career. the exchange on the phone with his agent :

'okay, you know the planet of the apes?'

'the movie or the planet?'

the brand new broadway musical starring you as...get this, the human!'

'it's the part i was born to play, baby!'

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've always been fond of the one where Apu and wife have octuplets. The floorshow the kids put on is priceless.

― Steven James, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine is Homerphobia with John Waters

― anthony, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It has to be "Selma's Choice" - which is the one where Homer won't throw out the sandwich and Lisa has to "drink the water". Also untouchable: "Homer's Triple Bypass" ("Cloud goes up, cloud goes down") and the one where Homer gains 61 pounds to qualify as disabled ("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat" and "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant").

Best musical moment is in I think "Bart After Dark", where the curfew is put in and Ralph Wiggum interrupts the Adults/Kids song with "I just ate a thumbtack". Priceless.

― EdwardO, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole - I choo -choo -choose you. "I am the Lizard Queen!" "Can't talk, coming down...so cold."

― Geoff, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'aw, nothing gets chocolate out! see?'

― ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MACARTHUR PARK ON THE TABLA.

― pat kraus, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

as for great musical moments in the simpsons, i love the following: -apu singing "dream police" whilst washing his car -selma or patty (can't remember which) singing "brandy" to lisa as a lullaby -and pat already mentioned "macarthur park" on the tabla.

― di, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Got to be Homer Badman (aforementioned Gummi De Milo episode) as there is just so much in it. Dennis Franz as Homer in the Movie Of The Week, and the Little Mermaid skit: There'll be no accusations / Only free crustaceans / Under the sea (Quickly followed by disolve to real life and "Oh Homie, that's your answer to everything").

Perhaps a better question would be - which is the worst Simpson's episode. The one where Bleeding Gums Murphy dies is pretty excrutiating. Infact nearly any episode where Lisa sings.

― Pete, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Great Simpson's musical moment: Party to "Anyway you want it" Marge: "Where did all these drinks come from?" Homer: "Who cares? Its a party" Also Homer discussing the merits of the mighty Grand Funk Railroad.

― Michael Bourke, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Luke, be a Jedi tonight!"

"Homer, use the forks!"

― Madchen, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i HATE HATE HATE the one where bleeding gums murphy dies, but even it has moments ('hello, i'm dr.cheeks, i'm doing my rounds and, uh, i'm a little behind'). that does bring up an interesting question though, why does the simpsons deal so poorly with jazz? it's always some pop-jazz easy listening shit.

― ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Great gag from the very most recent ep. i saw - Flanders is reading to his kids. He gets to the end of the story (which is something like "& they died & went to hell & burned eternally"), closes the book & casually tosses it into the fire. That cracked me the fuck up!

― Duane Zarakov, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The bordello episode, the "Worst Episode Ever" and the one where Homer gives movey to PBS and is sent to the island to be a missionary -- I enjoy this one because the ending is a non sequitur; there is no way to wrap up the show in a half hour, so they just end it. It says a lot about the franchise and how they have unlimited power over the audience. I also appreciate the Africa episode from this season for the same reason.

― JM, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't believe no-one's mentioned the ice hockey episode - "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"

another great one: Lisa's Braces episode - "Lisa needs braces; dental plan!; Lisa needs braces; dental plan!" and "These pre-date stainless steel, so you can't get 'em wet!"

― Tim, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Why do you make my surgery a house of lies?"

― mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bleedin Gums Murphy dies is also the episode with the "Hans Moleman in the Morning" radioshow

Hans Moleman is my God. (Runner up: John Frink.)

― mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.."

― Michael, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a lot of the later episodes have been really interesting because they're totally cynical about all processes of the show. it's almost disturbing in execution, and not as enjoyable as the earlier episodes, but certainly worth watching. a lot of stuff is funny now just out of shock, i remember seeing the episode where maude dies for the first time, when bart says to homer (as he goes off on some scheme) 'do you even have a job anymore?' and homer responds 'i think it's obvious the answer is NO'. and then later on ned's huge pixellated penis in the dating video shower scene. i guess it's not good comedy, but it's SOMETHING.

― ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes indeedy mark, hans moleman is god..."Cowabunga, dooode.." "I want that THING outta my house"

― Michael, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Simpsons has run out of steam over the last 2 or 3 years and theres a lot of this self-referencing and celebrity guests on. It was always silly but rooted in reality too. Now its just completely daft. Not a particularly funny daftness either. By the way, what do ppl think of "Futarama"?

― , Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmmm, so many great ones to choose from. Every one mentioned is great.

One of my favorites that I don't think was mentioned is the Halloween Special V(?). Its the one where Homer buys the matter transporter from Dr. Frink. Is that also the same one where Homer goes back in time?

Anyway, my favorite quote:

Dr. Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them. Apu: Could it be used for dating?

Dr. Frink: Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

― Tim Baier, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Hmmmm.... a dollar. And it only transports *matter*?"

― Tim Baier, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Homer worked in the word 'glory hole' on a recent episode.

Btw I really like Futurama. Lots'o people don't.

― Steven James, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like Futurama. I would say it has improved quite a lot in the past season, and can be a lot funnier than current season Simpsons. Still, it doesn't have the emotional resonance that the Simpsons once had.

I still do like Zap Branigan and Kif.

― Nicole, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am Kif.

Barney's winning entry for the Springfield Film Festival is the great art-movie ever made: "Don't cry for me _ I'm already dead."

*Sigh*

― mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Streetcar!" the musical has the great ending tune "you can always rely on the kindness of strangers". And the Ramones moment. And the Spinal Tap intro: "Hello, Springton!".

Futurama has it's moments, too. Certainly Bender the booze-swilling, pornography-consuming, cigar-smoking robot who dreams of destroying the human race is a wonderful, heart-warming creation.

― paul, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nicole is on the money about futurama. it's great, but i don't really care about the characters (except for embarassing identification with fry). zap branigan is hilarious but i wish he was voiced by phil hartman as was obviously intended.

― ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the one with the "the cat burglar" on it

― queen fernando, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Futurama more suited for the big screen, maybe?

I think fav. characters are Ralph and Dr. Nick. Oh, poor Ralph.

Dr. Nick walks up with syringe. "Now this medicine will make the entire operation seem like a beautiful dream." Shoots into own arm. "Ahhhh...."

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The one where Homer became a clown was also very good, notable for the piteous whine, "Stop! Stop! He's already dead...."

― Tim, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"hi supernintendo chaumers" -ralph wiggum

― ernest, Saturday, 9 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

-I loved one scene from the fairly recent "boy band" episode. N SYNC shows up, and justin walks up to the newest pop sensations and goes "whoa, i cant believe im meeting MILHOUSE!"

-The Run Lola Run spoof was great, just for the parts where Lisa was running

-"Each leap brings us closer to God! Catch me Lord, Catch me!" "Tramampoline! Trombopoline!"

― Alexis Dicks, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, oh, and - Hello.. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. At Turning. Me On. - Smithers' computer start up screen with naked Mr Burns

― Alexis Dicks, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best Simpsons episode ever is a toss-up between the one where Homer quits his job to work at the bowling alley and virtually all the rest of them from the first eight years. Hard to choose. Best music, consistently, was the Shari Bobbins episode. ("They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor!" "Shut up, Flanders!" "Okilee dokilee do!" etc.)

― Sean Carruthers, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The one with Homer trying for the Dental Plan. At the end he whooops and does the "on his side" walk in a circle. The whole episode went mad with bizarre exclamations, loops, insanity and MR BURNS!

― Kodanshi, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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Last Exit won some, I think it was Entertainment Weekly? poll, seems like a totally fair choice.

Homer Badman is satire at its best, perhaps.

But the best? I'm going to have to say Treehouse of Horror 4, with the Shinning, Time and Punishment, and whatever the one where they eat kids is called.

― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

Wow a Simpsons thread I haven't posted in, what are the odds.

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

k i wasn't exposed to canadians until college. disappointed the joke itself is so crappy. no shit they won't let you out, you're in a boarding school or whatever

WTH, way to overthink a pretty simple lol.

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

And yeah, the "Shinning" bit of ToH4 is also one of my fave ever eps.

"all work and no play make Homer something something"
"...go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do! BLEEIRTYERTEUEEEGHEGH!"

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

WTH, way to overthink a pretty simple lol.

wth, milhouse's girlfriend is canadian all of a sudden?

― hobbes, Friday, 18 June 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

oh for fu

― not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

fuck it. i'm out

― hobbes, Friday, 18 June 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

There was this hilarious episode where Ralph was a Viking I think but I am still little sketchy on the details

― AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

the spring break ep where they steala car and go to the worlds fair in knoxville, tn was my favorite for a while.

― Moreno, Friday, 18 June 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

I forgot about that one, that's top quality. Kind of less humor-oriented, iirc.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

i was reminded of that one the other day when i saw there was a band called langdon auger

― not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

For the benefit of Hobbes:

Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian.
It's run by a group of French-Canadian nuns. They're very nice, except they never let me oot.

... I think thats faaairly self explanatory.

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:20 (fifteen years ago)

(interestingly its spelt "ewt" on SNPP tho)

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

i remember the episode where Homer intentionally gains weight so he can work from home being really funny, but i saw it recently and was disappointed. i think just the Obese Homer in Mumu, Cape, and Hat image was the center of the lols.

http://blondehurricanewarning.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/homer_mumu1.jpg

― circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

first GIS for "mumu" btw.

― circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

"the fingers you have used to dial... are too fat. To obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now"

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:32 (fifteen years ago)

haw that episode had several funny bits - play doh doughnut, greased fast food joint wall kills bird, mash nymberpad for dialing wand, ten hyiyiyih... xp

― dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

ass has own congressman

― not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

definitely some great stuff there, but wasn't the level i remember it being. of course i'd probably feel that way if i went through a lot of the old Simpsons episodes that i loved. it's been a while!

― circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

GOd not for me it hasnt, I watch my dvds constantly!

/utter saddo

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)

Bart of Darkness is a contender.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

I'm such a saddo that most nights I sleep to DVD commentaries to drown out the tinnitus / wandering thoughts. I should probably find something else though, give myself a while away so I can return to them fresh in a couple of years.

― NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

hank grimes?

Whoops. I blame Signal to Noise, which has a big article on bassist Henry Grimes in the new issue.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

my second favorite episode, or perhaps tied with the hank scorpio episode, from my childhood is twenty two short films about springfield. bart and milhouse squirting ketchup and mustard off the overpass, gum in lisa's hair, steamed hams, aurora borealis in skinner's kitchen, "this was the largest car I could afford"... <3

also I had no idea why I said 'childtime' upthread makes me sound like a disgusting paedo.

― dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I love 22 short stories as well, great Tarantino pastiche :D

Also, Bart of Darkness is grebt (thats the "rear window" one, right?)

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

radiation man movie is a sentimental fave for me

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

ie the one where they're filming the movie in Springfield

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

radiation man

"radioACTIVE man!"
"...I shouldn't have been able to hear that"

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

I actually watched King Sized Homer very recently (where he gets fat) and was surprised how good it was.

I'm always surprised at how varied my taste in simpsons is from other people's, in that I reserve myself to seasons 2-6 pretty much entirely, but have been watching some season 7 episodes lately, and am surprising myself at how much I'm enjoying them.

― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

King Sized Homer is great. "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

all my simpsons dvds were lost in the fire u_u

― ico ico (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1fotGQqh1qzma4ho1_400.jpg

― gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Friday, 18 June 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

Oh wow, how have I never noticed that!!

I remember when I was very young, watching the episode with the comet, seeing barney and nelson walk out together and thinking that Barney was Nelson's father. Of course I don't know why I inferred this, but, who knows...

― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

^^^haha the REAL Simpson nerds saw that, inferred the same as you, and immediately remembered the Barney-as-sperm-bank-donor gag (babies belching all over town) a coupla seasons prior to that!

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 18 June 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

does Barney smoke?

― lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

smoke... what?

― Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't Nelson's dad pop out for a pack of smokes and never return?

― lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 June 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

Nelson's dad was present in season 4 at the football game in the episode with the big brothers, and in the the later "Bart Star" football episode.

― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

There's no continuity to the existence/prescence of Nelson's dad. He's walked out and never come back, he's been in jail, he's been the soccer coach, they never stuck with a story, but meh, they never do.

― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Saturday, 19 June 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

I saw a later season episode where Nelson's actual dad came back. It was rubbish.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

I saw a later season episode ~~where Nelson's actual dad came back~~. It was rubbish.

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― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

Last Exit, followed by Bart Sells His Soul

― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 19 June 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

season 3 has some killer episodes - didnt remember them being so jam-packed w/subtle callbacks that early in the shows run but they totally are - but the soapbox derby racer episode is a+ classic

― Lamp, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)

nelson smoking is a+

― dayo, Monday, 30 August 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

Monorail

― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 August 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

Another vote for Bart of Darkness (Rear Window parody). One that I always liked but have probably settled on it as a favourite in the years of not watching the show. There are so many good lines and the feeling of a hot suburban summer is well pitched, from all the childish excitement of the pool truck, to watching black & white 'Classic Krusty' because there's nothing else to do but watch television.

I also love Bart's affinity with Victorian England which crops up in a few episodes. Thinking of his play gives me actual LOLs.

"Kippers for breakfast Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's day already?"

"Tis!" replied Aunt Helga

― ajd, Monday, 30 August 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

I'm goin' I'm goin'!

― EDB, Monday, 30 August 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

The "Pulp Fiction" episode with Linguo was great.

― glutinous maximus (corey), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

And the one where he becomes a missionary.

"I'm not NOT licking toads!"

― glutinous maximus (corey), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't like the missionary one at all.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

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