Scout Niblett: the *WORST MUSIC* in the WORLD.....

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...is to be found on this record:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007J4SC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I find it so detestable that it makes me want to cease all human life on this planet.

What do you think of it?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what i've heard of her was pretty bad sub-pj harvey bollox.

having said that, her vocal contribution on the new songs:ohia wasn't that bad (i was expecting worse)

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This person looks like Leif Garrett's drummer from 1978.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

lovelovelove her. she writes and sings great songs. some songs are just her and drums. one song is about linus van pelt. what's not to love?

sxxx

stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one song is about linus van pelt.

A very good sign. But is it better than Vince Guaraldi's "Linus and Lucy"?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

she's just signed to Too Pure yes? a label full of bands with terrible singers?

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all idiots (well, OK - either that, or we don't share similar tastes). This Scout Niblett mini-album is stark, affecting, minimal and makes use of silence as a musical instrument in a way I've rarely heard before. Sure, her first album was too in thrall to Chan (and I didn't like it) - but on this one, Emma has developed an identity of her own, distinct and unusual. She doesn't just *sing* about Linus Van Pelt, she offers words of encouragement to him and all the Linus' within us.

Whatever.

Jerry (Jerry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was a killing joke thread? I *heart* Scout Niblett.

k challis, Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Who are Scout Niblett and Linus Van Pelt? Is this another roleplaying thread?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick: www.secretlycanadian.com

The best record label in America at the moment.

k challis, Thursday, 23 January 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"...nd makes use of silence as a musical instrument in a way I've rarely heard before"

Not enough silence in this case, if you ask me. :::rimshot:::


If it's silence as an instrument you seek, check out Talk Talk's SPIRIT OF EDEN and LAUGHING STOCK, and ignore this shrill little harpee, whose contrived childlike voice makes Victoria Jackson sound like Madeliene Albright.


Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

the more alex in nyc describes this, the more i want to hear it

geeta, Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

All I can say is that I ducked into Tower Records on Broadway yesterday morning for some brief shelter from the bitter cold, and they were playing this album in its entirety. I found it *SOOO* distasteful (after asking whom it was that we were being subjected to) that I opted to head back out into the bone-chilling cold than hear a minute more of it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

alex, acknowledge the linus van pelt within you!!

geeta, Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

makes Victoria Jackson sound like Madeleine Albright

best description evvah!! (i still have never heard her)

geeta, Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Lots of pauses, then?

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Music criticism of Scout Niblett from a Killing Joke "fan"? NOW, I've heard everything!

difficult to remember, Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Weak comeback.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Much like the Killing Joke after their debut??

difficult to remember, Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Talk Talk use silence?


(drum roll)

Not enough.

Jerry (Jerry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Snappy comeback there, Alex.

(Yawn)

Jerry (Jerry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn.

Let's keep it on topic - not Killing Joke's last ten albums.

difficult to remember, Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't a comeback, merely an observation in the form of an involuntary intake of breath brought on by encroaching fatigue.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Fair play.

Jerry (Jerry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst FITE ever!

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't even consider this a fite.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

No. It's more of a 'kidding'... or 'arsing about'....

difficult to remember, Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear god, can someone just provide a direct link to an mp3 or something so we can all hear and judge, please?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to start doing this.

Me: "Excuse me, good record store clerk. Pray tell me, what is this music playing over your stereo system?"
Record Store Clerk: "(Proudly, for his choice of music has been heard and admired by another) It's the new Scout Niblett album."
Me: "I HATE IT." *leaves shop*

Jason J, Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

And then what? The record clerk shrugs his/her shoulders and keeps on playing Scout Niblet? It would be better to yell "THE CRUE RULE THIS SCHOOL!", whilst giving the devil sign. Otherwise, what would be the point? All things Secretly Canadian as they are the new motown.

difficult, Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I did neither. I simply went to investigate the disc. Looked at it. Frowned. Winced. Put it back and left the store without a further word.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ms. Niblett has an mp3 on either Epitonic.com or Insound.com. Pretty sure it's Epitonic. Will hunt it when I can get on a 'puter that's actually of use.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair, the mp3's of hers on Epitonic are not from the album I'm decrying. Not that I imagine they're wildly different in style from the garbage I heard, but if you want to hear *SPECIFICALY* what I'm talking about, you should seek out the album I cited.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex to be fair - you can't really judge an album on the first listen in a record shop. Sounds like you were in a shitty mood with rain. 'Cause Scout Niblett is not as bad as that. They are other people that deserve hate rants.

difficult, Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome, difficult, to the world of differing opinions.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Snore.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BEEP BEEP BEEP

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(snooze)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BEEP BEEP BEEP

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Groan.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You sleep okay, honey?

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What is up with the a.d.d. Nabisco kid? Some people on this board can't seem to hold an opinion.

difficult to remember and to drunk to care, Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I've just seen so much Alex-related yawning that it's in danger of putting me to sleep for the night.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't look like that, do I?

Graham (graham), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a narcoleptic. I promizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

if it's on the current version of too pure then it's probably not very good.

keith (keithmcl), Friday, 24 January 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw here live at the CTCL night, and I have to side with Alex here. She was pretty grating, and I can only imagine that what I heard is similar to what Alex did in that fateful day in Tower Records.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 24 January 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
*hands out Jolt Colas to all the tired folks on the thread*

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

2003 was a long time ago.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

The worst music in the world is made by Manheim SteamrollerNew Young Pony Club. I mean, it's not even close.

-- Jazzbo, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:17 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Fixed.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Not while Scouting For Girls exists.

Mind you I quite like NYPC.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

^^ ban

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

Not while Scouting For Girls exists.

Yes! I've NEVER heard anything worse than the SfG tracks I've (thankfully briefly) heard.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

Is that a challenge?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

ysi?

Edward III, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

i thought 'chelsea dagger' was the worst music in the world

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

Lol, Alex, you went to Denison. No wonder you have zero taste in music and sound like an ass that sat on a nail. It's ok, it's not your fault; if that nail weren't there you'd just be an ass.

'star, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

--zing--

balearific, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

haha- this thread is still unimpeachable.

Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't she dead yet?

cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

musically? prob so.

Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't she dead yet?

stay classy

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

she has a record coming out on Drag City in a month

tylerw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

chris ott might be the only dude who would have read dom's infamous tori amos review in stylus and thought, "that might be a good idea..."

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/music/Playing-Favorites.html

(I feel a little guilty reviving this thread. I don't think she deserves the "so bad and hated" treatment.)

_Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

i don't hate her but there doesn't seem to be anything compelling about her music. it seems like a lot of attitudinizing to me, in its own sort of indie-obscurantist-twee way. actually given that drag city has such a strong track record i've tried numerous times to get into this but it doesn't take. is she friends with the right people?

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

Drag City has a long track record....in purposeful imperfection. Some of their releases are outright crap....in a good way. I love their artists in bits and pieces but I end up passing on 80% of their stuff.

Earth Dye (u s steel), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

well some of their stuff is mediocre coz it's like, some neil hagerty side project, or bill callahan's roommate, or something like that. but most of the stuff they seek out, reissue, etc. has some pretty redeeming qualities. this stuff just seemed kind of inconsequential/unmemorable to me. surely not worth the ire of this thread?

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but look who started the tone of the thread. Not at all surprising.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure it's fine but Scout Niblett is a creepy name.

Earth Dye (u s steel), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

It's like the name of a girl scout cookie made from actual girl scouts.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

her face looks like a girl scout cookie.

scott seward, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

you should see me give the cold shoulder to the girl scouts that sit near the entrance to the supermarket. they don't know what hit them. see, i've still got my ignoring-the-salvation-army-guy routine down from christmas! i'm still in the groove.

scott seward, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT6h7Sfn4bc

NIBLETT... JUST A LITTLE BIT

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

i can't be bothered...

to keep up with deleting porn in the forum area….. too much trouble. too much time.

so please just indulge in it.

scout

xxxx

I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVNet8Xp09g

I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

her new album "it's up to you emma" is pretty good. here is a song from it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_EYmtHbiZ0

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)

"it's up to emma"

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:53 (twelve years ago)

Bon Iver gonna be pissed

lake spirits materializing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

Thread title still otm

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 06:07 (twelve years ago)

god bless drag city for keeping her on the label. her records must sell like 7 copies each.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 06:13 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure it's fine but Scout Niblett is a creepy name.

Sounds like a dog treat.

how's life, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

where does all that hate and negativity come from? her new album is absolutely brilliant, great tunes, a good voice, a phantastic, unique sound of her guitar play. i haven't listened to the lyrics but i doubt they are crap. so what is the problem, people? she is much better and much more interesting than cat power these days, that's for sure and i loved cat power ten years ago.

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

Can't wait to see everything you trash in our EOY poll after stanning for this.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

this thread gets really nuts circa 2006. in case you've never seen it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

Never understood the hate on here, I like her just fine though I haven't caught up with the new one yet.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

Has the sound of her voice changed over the years? I'm not familiar with older stuff

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago)

I think she exercises a bit more control over her voice now than she did early on, but it's not a huge change. Some of the I Am-era stuff was really out there; her last few have been a bit more conventional.

Evan R, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Hong Kong Phooey

― KarateBoy, Sunday, April 30, 2006 4:05 PM (7 years ago)

am0n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

Just listened to Scout Niblett again. Still awful.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 1 July 2019 20:50 (five years ago)

you sound like me posting on a blue nile thread, quite sad. i am not sure about scott niblett, not very memorable as i have more or less forgotten about her. but definitely not the worst music in the world. there was this hard hitting song (that wonderful liquid guitar sound) which i really liked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0n9r622mKo

je est un autre, l'enfer c'est les autres (alex in mainhattan), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:30 (five years ago)

bout time someone cut Scout Niblett down to size again!

omar little, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:43 (five years ago)

xp -- I had forgotten about Scout Niblett -- there was time about 10/11 years ago? When Pandora first came out ... and the novelty of "if you like this, then you will probably like this" was a big thing, and so I tried it out, and invariably, Pandora would serve up a Scout Niblett track because I like "x, y, and z" ... and I would cringe. I would hate it even more each successive time. I came to consider "Scout Niblett" shorthand for the inability of computer programs to reliably predict human taste in music.

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:44 (five years ago)

Even when I wasn't looking at the screen, and just listening to the songs, I thought it was awful -- like, this was independent of the artist having the first name of an annoying character in that smarmy book I read in junior high and a last name that reminded me of gross canned corn.

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:47 (five years ago)

My first introduction to her was watching Giant Sand in 2002, and Howe was talking about how he'd been captivated by a woman playing drums and singing, and had done a little dictaphone recording of her playing and turned it into a loop, which he then played while singing and playing along. I don't remember what the song, either that Howe was singing, or the song that Scout was playing that he'd sampled.

Although, a google reveals that they did a cover at some point of "I Want Candy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjNvHuG_NUk

Next I heard of Scout was "Kidnapped By Neptune" and the title track in particular touches the same parts of my brain as Silver Apples, there is something breathtaking about the simplicity of the songs and the off-kilterness of the performance that it becomes its own drama, the beauty of an unsteady groove.

It is interesting to me to read Jessica Hopper write in her review of "It's Up To Emma" (2013) that "her seventh album, is her best since her debut... is her first without Steve Albini producing and is markedly fancier for it". Albini's production and Scout's songs/performance felt like a perfect union to me, it is so thrilling to have such loose drum performances sounding sonically so GOOD and his vocal mic'ing/guitar recording is so perfect at all times. There is nothing about this music that is awful to me. My favourite part of "Moon Pix" (and Cat Power's discography as a whole) is when the guitar and drums slide out of time when Chan sings "American flaaaaaag" and this is an entire discography that pays tribute to that moment.

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:56 (five years ago)

awwww you're convincing me to reassess my opinions! i love ilx! (also you are rad!)

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:02 (five years ago)

I just got a copy of This Fool Can Die Now, incidentally. Good album imho

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:05 (five years ago)

Aw thanks sarahell!!

To be clear, I like/love a lot of Scout's guitar-based stuff, but some of it doesn't appeal. Her cover of "Uptown Top Ranking" was a live staple for a while and it, well, it sucked, as far as I'm concerned, but it's one of my favourite songs to begin with and I don't think it could be covered well by anyone. Give me "Kidnapped By Neptune" and "Fuck Treasure Island" for days

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:57 (five years ago)


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