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heh i googled ska puns, and check out this motherload i found:

Skantraception (contraception)
Skagina (vagina)
Chiskago (chicago)
Wiskansin (wisconsin)
Lewinska (monica lewinski)
Sir Mixskalot (sir mixalot)
carne askata (carne asada - mexican meat)
skatanic (satanic)
mr skatato head (mr potato head)
nirskana (nirvana)
skapartment (apartment)
skloud (as in a cloud of dust kicked up by annoying "skankers")
ska'd for life (scarred for life)
skanatra (sinatra)
skanita (anita)
mephiskapheles (metphistapheles)
Skatadel (citadel)
Grasskappa (grasshoppa')
Skarty McFly (Marty McFly)
Shishskabob (shishkabob)
"...just a skawirrel tryin ta get a nut..." (squirrel)
Ghenghis Skahn (Ghenghis Kahn)
"If it's not Skattish, it's CRRRAP!!!!"
skamaggeddon (Armageddon)
skabie (as opposed to barbie as in the doll)
Skabeque (barbeque)
interskalactic (intergalactic)
Joseph Skalin (Joseph Stalin)
Luke Skawalker (Luke Skywalker)
microskapic (microscopic)
Metalliska (Metallica)
Marilyn Manskan
Obiwan Skanobi
skalicious (delicious)
skatastic (fantastic)
ska baio (scott baio)

― juiceboxxx, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

skabies
skatallites
skames brown

― brains (cerybut), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Somewhere there MUST exist a cover called "The Skakafella Skank".

"Right about now/the funk soul brother/pick it up now/the funk soul brother"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

SKAGINA! (i know you said it already, but SKAGINA!)

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Obi-wan Skanobi = total genius

Lucy In The Ska With Diamonds
Skaway To Hell
Ska Ska Black Sheep

― Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I coined "skaficionado" in college but then threw it away immediately lest it fall into the wrong hands; namely, anyone who likes ska.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

cosmic --> skasmic

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone remember skacid?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend and i had the great idea of naming our band with a ska pun although we dont play anything even remotly close to ska.funny stuff

― juiceboxxx, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Skaface wins this one.

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

what about the Frank Skanatras?

― Johnboy, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Orcheska Manouveres In The Skark?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that real?

― Johnboy, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Skagina

Don't be rude, boy (boom boom!)

― Jez (Jez), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a dodgy ska-punk band down here (I think) who were called;

Ska Wars.

Which is, you will agree, classic dumb.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Skandalous
Maskaraid

But I'd really like to hear:
David Casskady

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want to have a duo where one person dresses in all black and the other in all white and name it Ska vs Ska

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Then there's the ultimate in ska-goth crossover, skoth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I just ska'ed to say I love you.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

With the skank in my name I feel more than qualified to wade in:

A few years ago I "invented" the idea of Skambient - but several someones had already beaten me to it and released records called things like Skambience.

― tigerclawskank, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

skaphex twin

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Nana Miskari.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Skaline Dion

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ol dirty skastard

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like I'm from New England now, mentally pronouncing things like "Skaface" and "Skabeque." Ayuh?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

niggers with skatitude

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for John Zorn to go ska: Maskada. What about Yo Ska Tengo? Elvis Skastello? Fuskazi? Ska-dspeed You Black Emperor?

― Nick Mirov (nick), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned: IIRC, there actually was either a tour or a compilation or some such called "American Ska-thic"...

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oskama Bin Laden

― Chris Dahlen (Chris Dahlen), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

actual local band: skabortionists

― briania, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Triskadecaphobia

― Leon, Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Great Skasuke

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

philskadelphia

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm ... does this thread need more classical music puns?

Domenico Skarlatti
Johann Skabastian Bach
Cecile Skaminade
Igor Skavinsky
Karlheinz Skackhausen

(I only like the last one.)

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Thursday, 6 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Skaskank Redemption

― A.H. (A.H.), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

In Sydney we actually have an annual ska festival called Ska-BQ. Thought I'd inform everyone, your worst fears were correct

― F-nix, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Ska King Crab (for real)

― Tony Bleach, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Ska puns that actually exist:

1. Ska'd for life

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Skalibaba (and the 40 thieves)...i think i was in this band.

― irrigation can save your people (irrigation can save your peopl), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Ska'll Come Back Now, Ya Hear?

Skalumbine

And my best one ever: Skalett Johannson

― On a Strict El Cholo Diet (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

SKAFICIONADO

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

oh whoops:

I coined "skaficionado" in college but then threw it away immediately lest it fall into the wrong hands; namely, anyone who likes ska.
-- Amateurist (amateuris...) (webmail), February 5th, 2003 3:55 AM. (amateurist) (link)

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe no one has mentioned Skabba the Hutt.

― i am nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Ska Tissue

― buck van morrison (Buck Van Smack), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

This thread has totally jumped the skark.

It's almost skacreligious.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

NOT SO FAST!

In college, my friends and I invented a (hypothetical) ska band called The Philoskaphers. Each member was going to take on a stage name; some of the ideas were: Skacrates, Ariskatle, Wittgenska, and Skatrend Russell.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Derriska?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Roland Skarthes?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Suskand Skantag!

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

And of course, the central tenet of Skartesian theory: "I skank, therefore I am."

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Emmanuel Skant

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

deskastsructionism?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

A guy I later played in a band with in college was once lead singer for Skanadia.

― marc h., Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

I actually used to own and wear a Mephiskapheles t-shirt. No longer.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

felix guaskarri

― superultramega (superultramarinated), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

theodor skadorno?

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

stuart skall? raymond williskams? Antonio Gramska? Skarl Marx?

― superultramega (superultramarinated), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm really very sorry I posted that

― superultramega (superultramarinated), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

I think we might include most of the Skankfurt School in this thread.

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Jurgen Skabermas to thread.

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes my head explode

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm kinda shocked nobody did SKALLEGE.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

hey let's start a good ska puns thread.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

this is now officially my favorite thread ever. who knew that the majority of enlightenment thought lent itself to a little skinhead moonstompin?

jugern skabermas wins, btw.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Ska & Order and Ska & Order: Special Victims Skank

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Aigh fuck. Wrong thread. I suck.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

au contraire: i used the same anecdote in two different ska-pun threads. i suck.

― marc h. (marc h.), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Skankin Techno-House: Skampakt?

― tylero (tylero), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

actually, now that I think of it I have a few german records that could be called skampakt:

mike pung on ...raum: http://www.nuloop.com/real/Raummusik/musik017_b1.rm

― tylero (tylero), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

i like Skabeque.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I claimed Skampakt in the other thread. Thanks Philip re Skabermas. I lived with a Skabermaniac (ahem, Habermaniac) for nine months. We became dear friends despite his silliness and Canadian citizenship.

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/obamas_embarrassing_ska

― another al3x, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

SKAMON DUUL II

― Joint Custody (ian), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

Saskatchewan

― /b/ OK (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

The Neo-Neo Ska Craze is only a couple years away. Gotta get ready.

Jeffrey Skahmer
Trim-Ska
Ska-Na Na
Carlos Skantana
RebeccSka Black

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

Barack Skabama

― dayo, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Caskadian Black Metal

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Skanami

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Morgan Skanley Venture Partners

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

The Skasdaq

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Berkska Hathaskank

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

Skandard & Poor's Rating Downbeat

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

Skanimal Collective

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

LCD Skasystem!

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Gil Skatt-Heron

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Crystal Skastles

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

What's the betting there's a tribute act out there called Kaskabian?

― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Skanye West

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Y'all can tell that I'm just crouched in the corner, waiting for this day, huh?

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

Les Skavy Fav

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

Skaty B
Nicskalas Skaar

― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

Skankonia

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

Skankee Hotel Foxtrot

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

The Skasdaq

Financial crisis ska. Nice! Or should I say, FinanSkal crisis.

Goldman Skachs
CitiSkank
Credit Default Skaps

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

FutureSkank/LoveSka

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

David Skameron

― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Crazy right wing politician ska

Michelle Skachmann
Skarah Palin
Jean-Skarie Le Pen

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Skantorum

― kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

Rep. Peter King (of Ska)

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

Union busting Wisconsin Governor Scatt Skalker

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

that's Skatt Skalker

― kornrulez6969, Friday, 1 April 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

Belle & Skabastian
Booska Shade
Hope Skandoval
Skraftwerk
Massive Skattack
Paul Skalkbrenner

― Moka, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CnS6TdS.jpg

― 龜, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:56 (nine years ago)

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